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| Topic Started: Sep 28 2015, 11:31 AM (1,052 Views) | |
| NWOWWE | Sep 28 2015, 11:31 AM Post #1 |
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Week 2 Spreads LW Eudial vs. Redline First big test for Redline against a power spinner, and oh boy is it a tough one. I’m thinking Eudial lands the KO here. Eudial-75% Zombie Killer vs. Cuddle Time It seems more likely that the big wedge should win out over Cuddle Time’s clamp set up. He who controls this fight the most will win. Zombie Killer-80% Frequency vs. Scorching Rage A lack of reliable hazards isn’t going to do SR many favors here. If Frequency can hit the exposed edges reliably, this one won’t be pretty. Frequency-75% Zadkiel vs. Silver Phantom Zads is in another weapon on weapon free for all! He should be able to outlast his opponent this time however. Zadkiel-85% Veto vs. Dead More super spinner vs. spinner mayhem! I think I’ll go neon green here, but this is a bit of a toss-up. Veto-60% Mr. D vs. Translaytor There’s going to be all kinds of carnage this week and we’re still only in the LWs! I think Translaytor takes this one. Translaytor-80% British Bammer vs. Conqueror You won’t find a more British fight than this! I think Conquerors speed will be too much to deal with here. Conquerer-75% MW: King Dedede vs. Marauder LMAO… the best than can be said for Dedede is that there aren’t many hazards for Marauder to abuse. Marauder-90% Tiki Dude vs. Warwolf Tiki Dude is either going to kill or be killed. It’s going to be tough for him to get Warwolf with its high speed though. Warwolf-75% Latvian Gambit vs. Upchuck This is a tough fight to figure out. If Gambit can control the fight well it could be a landslide, but if Upchuck starts tossing him everywhere you can say the same for him. Ugh. Upchuck-55% Merry Hampton vs. Tesla’s Revenge I don’t see much that Tesla is going to be able to do here. And it’s a rough arena for him to boot. Merry Hampton-90% Braveheart vs. Glass Cannon Braveheart just has to live long enough for GC to kill itself. I think he’ll manage to hold out. Braveheart-65% Jinx vs. Suplex Kody will kill me for this, but I’m not convinced Suplex will be able to consistently get a good hold of Jinx here. Jinx-70% Airtime vs. March or Die I think MoD’s speed will be the big deciding factor in this fight. March or Die-75% HW: Barley Picker vs. Jackelyn Cryderman Two vert spinners! All right! I think Barley Picker is more stable over all and has better weapon range, but it could be close. Barley Picker-70% Powerbar vs. Kraze Looks like Power Bar is in for a repeat of last week :/ Kraze-90% Lashcoil vs. Chimera I’m going to lean towards the faster Lashcoil. Whoever can exploit the hazards better should take this one and I think Lash has better control potential here. Lashcoil-70% Redemption Denied vs. Brute Force Holy hell Brute Force is fast, but has pretty limited control. That could cost him here. Redemption Denied-75% Shrek vs. Golden Blaze Well Shrek can do one thing pretty darn well and that’s wall spinners. Doesn’t look like there’s much for Golden Blaze to do. Shrek-90% Rocket Knight vs. Shadow Zone Forever Wow, this one should be really damn close. I think Shadow Zone might just prove a bit too fast for Rocket Knight to keep up with, but who knows? Shadow Zone Forever-55% Klarinette vs. Rampage Klarinette just seems to have too many advantages here. I think it’ll run away with this one. Klarinette-90% SHW: Meat Rub King vs. Angry Goat If Angry Goat didn’t have such abysmal turning… Meat Rub King-85% Chemical Explosion vs. Libra LMAO Chemical Explosion-95% Dat Dog vs. Mack the Knife Dat Dog doesn’t have much in terms of hazards to work with, so he’ll have to hope to keep Mack under control most of the fight. Dat Dog-60% Endgame vs. Nitro Express ENDGAME DOESN’T GET HYPED, HE STAYS HYPED! Nitro Express-90% Mandetta vs. Stabstract Pushy pushy yawn yawn. Guess I’ll go Stabstract here in split decision no one will read. ![]() Stabstract-55% Uridium vs. Pathos Pathos might just be way too fast for Uridium to really get the hammer in play. Pathos-70% Agent X vs. Desolation I’m cheering for Nick to be a cheap bastard??? Look what you’re making me do Badnik! Eh I think Agent X can hold up long enough. Agent X-65% |
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| The_Angry_Goat | Sep 28 2015, 09:10 PM Post #2 |
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uh oh... Editing because predictions Week 2 Lightweights Eudial vs. Redline if Redline gets reeealy lucky, he can stay in there and block up the blade. but even then it probably wont last all match Eudial = 75% Zombie Killer vs. Cuddle Time! ZK is a fast SOB, but if I clamp him, I can control him, and my robot can keep itself forward pretty well Cuddle Time! = 50.25% Frequency vs. Scorching Rage There's a whole lot of corners to catch on, even if scorching Rage is pretty shallow Frequency = 55% Zadkiel vs. Silver Phantom Silver Phantom's weapon may die after 5 hits, but he's mobile and a shell spinner. Silver Phantom = 60% Veto vs. Dead I'm still not convinced that dead can even drive ![]() Veto = 75% Mr. D vs. Translaytor can Mr D even hit him? Translaytor = 80% British Bammer vs. Conqueror The hammer can barely hurt Conqueror, and that thing is fast Conqueror = 70% Middleweights King DeDeDe vs. Marauder I'm still not sure how marauder works, but his stats work against Dededededededede in pretty much every way Marauder = 90% Tiki Dude vs. WarWolf Very close, but with only 8 armor, IDK if WarWolf can survive 5 hits Tiki Dude = 51% Latvian Gambit vs. Upchuck this is close. Latvian has a slight control advantage, and is invertable, so I'll go in his favor Latvian Gambit = 53% Merry Hampton vs. Tesla's Revenge Merry has every advantage here. I just dont think the SOB design works on ARC Merry Hampton = 80% Braveheart vs. Glass Cannon GC is crazy powerful enough to pull this close. It'll definitely be a fan favorite by the end of the tournement Braveheart = 60% Jinx vs. Suplex I dont know how to predict anything that involves Suplex if he's not facing a spinner. it's so weirdly shaped that clamping and wedging may or may not actually work Even odds Airtime vs. March or Die Under usual circumstances, I'd pick the rear hinged flipper in a fight like this. but, March or Die has a huge control advantage, which should let him get to the sides of Airtime March or Die = 67% Heavyweights Barley Picker vs. Jackelyn Cryderman I like Barley Picker Barely Picker = 55% Power Bar vs. Kraze Kraze = 102% LashCoil vs. Chimera I think I can get under him if I follow my strategy Chimera = 54% Redemption Denied vs. Brute Force there's gonna be a UFO in that box Redemption Denied= 90% Shrek vs. Golden Blaze GB hurts my head, and the translational movement hurts its running away ability Shrek = 80% Rocket Knight vs. Shadow Zone Forever SZF has less wheels and is invertable. Rocket Knight = 60% Klarinette vs. Rampage Too much stat points wasted on that hammer Klarinette = 88% Superheavyweights Meat Rub King vs. Angry Goat I can dream ![]() Meat something = 77% Chemical Explosion vs. Libra This one could be interesting, and will be decided upon first contact Chemical Explosion = 80% Dat Dog vs. Mack the Knife Mack makes me angry because it looks like a MW to me. if DD keeps the wedge forwards, he has this one Dat Dog = 70% Endgame vs. Nitro Express NE is boxy, so it could be OHKOed. who knows how the strategy points would go? Nitro Express = 75% Mandetta vs. Stabstract more torque, and some sort of lifter apparently? Mandetta = 63% Uridium vs. Pathos Pathos is fast, but he cant push uridium too well, and he is vulnerable to the hammer Urudium = 51% Agent X vs. Desolation I'll always root for the Glass Cannon Desolation = 53% Edited by The_Angry_Goat, Sep 29 2015, 04:49 PM.
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‽ ROBOTICS (180 - 88 lifetime) Ruination 4 Nick's Fuzzy Rules: 7-1 Glitch: 5-3 Hazardous Waste Removal: 6-2 Khnum: 4-4 ROBOT2 Hat Garage: 0-0 Lilian: 0-0 Blue Max: 0-0 Neuromancer: 0-0 "giant fucking dinosaur" is in my top 5 picks to win the nut ~V900 So you're saying no arenas that fill the driver booths with powerful hallucinogenic gas that argle bargle THE ENEMY'S GATE IS SIDEWAYS ~ Rocket III ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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| That Kode Guy | Sep 29 2015, 10:01 AM Post #3 |
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Week 2 Lightweights Eudial vs. Redline In reality this is just a matter of how long it is until Redline gets KO'd. His armour isn't enough, and he's not getting around a 360 degree weapon, which can be said for a few other robots in the LW class as well. Expect Redline to flop against Frequency and Veto as well. Eudial = 85% Zombie Killer vs. Cuddle Time! I actually don't know. IF Cuddle Time! gets the lifter under and clamps, he could have ZK, since lifters > hinged wedges. But c'est possible? Zombie Killer is a tricky SOB, and even while his front wheels are off the ground, he might still be able to hold his own. Zombie Killer = 65% Frequency vs. Scorching Rage Shitty arena for Frequency to be in. Can he KO Scorching Rage before being flipped? Scorching Rage = 60% Zadkiel vs. Silver Phantom Okay, help me out here. Silver Phantom gets +2 to its shell, making its 7 weapon armour 9. Zadkiel gets +4 to its disc, making its 6 weapon armour 10. SP has 14 wep, Zadkiel has 13 wep... AAAAARRRGGH!!! Well Zadkiel might have better speed and traction, but it's unprotected where the disc isn't. SP will manage to hit him eventually... Silver Phantom = 65% Veto vs. Dead Fuck... Veto = 95% Mr. D vs. Translaytor Translaytor is gonna MESS. HIM. UP. Translaytor = 90% British Bammer vs. Conqueror While that axe looks threatening, Conqueror has the clear leverage advantage here. Sorry TBR, Conks to bounce back after its Week 1 loss. Conqueror = 75% Middleweights King DeDeDe vs. Marauder LMAO Marauder = 95% Tiki Dude vs. WarWolf Mystic has this is spades. He just has to survive for 5 hits and then Tiki Dude will kill its own weapon and be helpless. ![]() WarWolf = 90% Latvian Gambit vs. Upchuck So Latvian's lifter doesn't hold opponents well! This looks more like Upchuck's fight now. Upchuck = 65% Merry Hampton vs. Tesla's Revenge Call me crazy but I think Tesla can manage to hang on here. Tesla's Revenge = 60% Braveheart vs. Glass Cannon When you've got such low control against one of the better and more armoured rammers in the tournament, you better pray some miracle happens. Braveheart = 90% Jinx vs. Suplex That axle looks perfect for Jinx to latch onto, but can she doing anything with it? Suplex has a decent amount of torque. Jinx = 55% Airtime vs. March or Die This looks like a repeat of T-Minus vs. Double Agent. Actually not really. March or Die has a better wedge than Double Agent could dream of having. March or Die = 70% Heavyweights Barley Picker vs. Jackelyn Cryderman YES! TWO VERTICAL SPINNERS! And sadly I might have to go with the spambot here, there's more for JC to grab on BP than vice-versa. Jackelyn Cryderman = 70% Power Bar vs. Kraze Is Power Bar going to play masochist-bot this tourney? Kraze = 99% LashCoil vs. Chimera LashCoil has to be careful not to get flipped here, otherwise he'll have a big disadvantage because that top jaw only has so much coverage. It's still pretty goddamn close. Chimera = 51% Redemption Denied vs. Brute Force High speed means nothing if you can't control it. RD to flip him all around. Redemption Denied= 90% Shrek vs. Golden Blaze Shrek lost last time because he took too many hits and got flipped. Golden Blaze can't do that. Shrek to shove GB everywhere while Jackelyn Cryderman watches with mild interest. Shrek = 90% Rocket Knight vs. Shadow Zone Forever You'd think this arena would be good for SZF since there's no hazards to take advantage of his crappy 5 armour, right? WRONG! Perhaps you forgot about the floor flippers, which can cause impact damage, or the spikes that replaced the air jets!! Rocket Knight is impervious to those!! Well, not being flipped, because then RK attains a major disadvantage. But is it possible for SZF to do that? RK is no slouch. Rocket Knight = 60% Klarinette vs. Rampage I USED TO IDOLIZE YOU!!! *punch* Klarinette = 95% Superheavyweights Meat Rub King vs. Angry Goat Any dank meme name playzooki uses automatically nets him a -5% disadvantage. Except Shrek, because Shrek is okay.As for the match, no amount of torque can save the Angry Goat. Not even the spirit of New Cruelty to will come to his rescue! King Rub Meat = 95% Chemical Explosion vs. Libra *TBR does a hula dance on top of the shattered remains of Libra* Chemical Explosion = 95% Dat Dog vs. Mack the Knife welp, the Dawg certainly proved he was capable of taking out Nitro Express. How will he fare against a similar, but more powerful, spinner? Dat Dog = 51% Endgame vs. Nitro Express Bots don't always fall on their sides. Except when they do. Murphy's Law. Nitro Express = 80%, because Nitro might get OHKO'd and it goes to a JD ![]() Mandetta vs. Stabstract Mandetta has a weak lifter. Which grants him the advantage. Also, I'm automatically giving this match to Spatula. ![]() Mandetta = 65% Uridium vs. Pathos Are you kidding? Mystic going 3-1? It's more likely than you think. As it is, the front of Pathos is just too much for Uridium to get a clean shot in, and Pathos probaly won't even let him get to the front anyway. Pathos = 75% Agent X vs. Desolation Terry Ewert was going to give you a Team Whyachi pit shirt, Dylan. But he decided against it, because your SoW clone is a pile of junk. ![]() Agent X = 90% |
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| Toxic | Sep 29 2015, 03:04 PM Post #4 |
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The answer is yes, yes he is. |
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| That Kode Guy | Sep 30 2015, 12:11 AM Post #5 |
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Wow. So apparently I fudged up with Toxic's robots, and thought Silver Phantom had Power Bar's stats. It's pretty bad when the tournament host make this kind of an error.
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| GF93 | Sep 30 2015, 09:00 AM Post #6 |
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Vi veri veniversum vivus vici.
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It was at this moment Kody knew...he'd fucked up.
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Ice Cubed Robotics "I will not die until I achieve something. Even though the ideal is high, I never give in. Therefore, I never die with regrets." Cherry Bomb Classic: Season 2 (8-0) Swiftsure- 2-0 Torque Dirty 2 Me- 2-0 Ayame- 1-0 Dead on Arrival- 1-0 Barley Picker- 1-0 Lethal Injection 3- 1-0 Robot Bastards 2 (5-5) Apathy & Lethargy- 2-1 Trump ex Machina- 0-3 Rainbow in the Dark- 3-1 (6-3) Ruination: The Upheaval (20-8) Ayame- 6-1 Marauder- 6-1 Dreadnought Mk3- 3-4 Lethal Injection 3- 5-2 ALL-TIME RECORD Wins: 347 Losses: 230
Notable Achievements on Advanced Robot Combat for make benefit glorious Team of Ice Cubed Robotics
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| That Kode Guy | Sep 30 2015, 09:02 AM Post #7 |
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Quiet you, or you're going to bed with no supper.
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| DrummerBrian95 | Sep 30 2015, 12:23 PM Post #8 |
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I don't know enough about all the bots or the way the stat system works to make predictions on all of them, so I think I'll just stick with predictions for my bots for the time being. Veto vs. Dead It's gonna be utter delirium in the arena. Lots of destruction both ways. But I've got a blade designed specifically for undercutters like him. Veto - 65%. Airtime vs. March or Die I should have put much more effort into designing Airtime, because making a direct ripoff of T-Minus isn't gonna translate well into this tournament. MoD - 80% Rampage vs. Klarinette Are we all in agreement that Klarinette is unbeatable? Klarinette - 100% Nitro Express vs. Endgame I predict this going the same way as Nightmare vs. Slamjob. One hit and both robots immobilized. 50/50 |
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TEAM METAL MELTDOWN: FRR: Backlash Veto: 2-0 Buzz Cut: 2-0 Halberd: 0-2 Airtime Extreme: 2-0 r/Battlebots Hammerfall: Halberd: 5-1 (Reached Quarterfinals) | |
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| NWOWWE | Oct 6 2015, 08:55 AM Post #9 |
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Week 3 LW: Translaytor vs. Frequency This looks to be all Frequency. He’s got better weapon reach and more reliable drive. Frequency-85% Scorching Rage vs. British Bammer Unfortunately for Bammer, Scorching Rage has too much armor for his axe to really do much, even if he can keep pace. Scorching Rage-80% Cuddle Time vs. Zadkiel If Cuddle Time can keep the plow in Zads face enough he can pull this one off. If he lets that disc hit anywhere else this will get ugly in a hurry. Cuddle Time-55% Silver Phantom vs. Redline Too bad for Toxic that Silver Phantom is going to blow itself up before it can do enough damage to Redline. No 0-4 for Badnik this week! Redline-90% Eudial vs. Veto Ugh. Two of the most destructive bots in the tourney and they have pretty similar designs and stats. Fuck this shit. This one is a Pick ‘em Dead vs. Conqueror Tough arena draw for Conqueror here. Dead can wreck havoc on Conqueror’s armor and Alex can’t get much return on that from hazards. Dead-65% Zombie Killer vs. Mr. D Welp. Zombie Killer-95% MW: Upchuck vs. Braveheart This fight should be a good one. If Upchuck can flip over Braveheart he should be able to take control of the match. Upchuck-60% Suplex vs. Marauder Eh, nope. Marauder-90% Tesla’s Revenge vs. King Dedede Tesla is going to be in constant danger of a one hit KO from Dedede’s hammer. Jinx was able to hold off the same threat, but Tesla isn’t quite as well protected. King Dedede-60% WarWolf vs. Jinx As much as it pains me (oh shut up Kody lol) I’m thinking this one goes to WarWolf. Its got great drive and a solid flipper. WarWolf-80% March or Die vs. Merry Hampton I think Merry is still rather meh when inverted, but the trick is actually getting that far. This won’t be too exciting of a match anyway. Merry Hampton -60% Glass Cannon vs. Tiki Dude Here you go Kody, THIS is a fight to write a double KO for ![]() Glass Cannon-65% Latvian Gambit vs. Airtime Probably not the most exciting match you’ll see. I like Latvian Gambit’s extra speed to help him control the fight enough to win. Latvian Gambit-70% HW: Brute Force vs. Kraze I think Brute Force is going to be settling in for a repeat of his flipping beatdown from Redemption Denied. Kraze-90% Shadow Zone Forever vs. Shrek Oh thank god it’s not LoC. I think Shadow Zone has the indisputably better wedges, which should be enough. Shadow Zone Forever-70% Rocket Knight vs. Lashcoil Oh wow, such close stats. Lashcoil has the better weapon array, but it’s anyone’s guess as to who gets under who more often. Lashcoil-55% Golden Blaze vs. Barley Picker Golden Blaze having the better range is probably going to make all the difference here. Golden Blaze-70% Chimera vs. Klarinette Oh, Land of Confusion you say? WELL HOW INTERESTING! Well I guess I’ll go with the boring champion. Klarinette-80% Jackelyn Cryderman vs. Redemption Denied Redemption Denied is probably low enough to slip completely under JC’s disc. Another flipping clinic seem imminent. Redemption Denied-85% Rampage vs. Power Bar Another win for Power Bar? It’s more likely than you think. Power Bar-65% SHW: Desolation vs. Meat Rub King Blarg Desolation-80% Pathos vs. Dat Dog Another case where 4WD static wedge is going to cost Dat Dog. Pathos-95% Nitro Express vs. Mandetta The drum can’t really hope to do all that much to Mandetta so Nitro is pretty much just going to get slammed around. Mandetta-90% Uridium vs. Agent X Oh wow, Uridium just needs one good shot on Agent X’s chassis to end the fight. I think he can get it. Uridium-70% Angry Goat vs. Chemical Explosion Lol well I think we might end up seeing some wheels go flying. Chemical Explosion-80% Mack the Knife vs. Endgame Kaboom! Mack the Knife-95% Stabstract vs. Libra With some good double team tactics, Libra could make this one interesting. I think I still lean towards the rammer a bit, but it’s pretty close actually. Stabstract-55% |
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| That Kode Guy | Oct 6 2015, 09:36 AM Post #10 |
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Week 3 Lightweights Translaytor vs. Frequency Going against the grain. Reach isn't everything; there's more for Translaytor to hit on Frequency than vice-versa. I'm going to have to take note. ![]() Translaytor = 65% Scorching Rage vs. British Bammer The bad luck for the Bammer continues. Scorching Rage = 80% Cuddle Time! vs. Zadkiel Agreeing with Josh. The plow can take some punishment while otherwise CT! can clamp Zadkiel and drag his sorry ass around. ![]() Cuddle Time! = 65% Silver Phantom vs. Redline Well Silver Phantom will explode. The question is will Redline die before that? Signs point to no. Redline = 75% Eudial vs. Veto Eudial allegedly has the better wedge(s), Veto has better armour. Eudial has a slight edge in weapon range but Veto has that curved set-up. Both weapons will probably go out and then Eudial will try shoving. Not that she'll be very successful at it, but hey. Eudial = 51% Dead vs. Conqueror If GF93 can tell me how Conqueror is going to be able to approach this without getting knocked the fuck out, I will give him a blue Jolly Rancher. ![]() (no not really) Dead = 85% Zombie Killer vs. Mr. D I thought he killed zombies, not Digletts. Zombie Killer = 100% (lock) Middleweights Upchuck vs. Braveheart Depends on how Upchuck can deal with Braveheart's mini-wedge attachments. I think he'll get the flip early on, though. Can Braveheart's thwacking offset that? Not likely. Upchuck = 70% Suplex vs. Marauder It's not gonna happen. Marauder = 95% Tesla's Revenge vs. King Dedede Actually, I'm gonna go with Tesla here. Dedede's hammer barely extends out past the wedge, meaning if he goes head-on, he's gonna hit Tesla's saw arm, which is 9-armoured. He needs to outflank Tesla to go that precious OHKO. I doubt that's possible. Tesla's Revenge = 75% WarWolf vs. Jinx If Jinx keeps the forks down and pointed at WarWolf she's got an excellent chance. At least WarWolf isn't a spinner. ![]() Wow my pathetic bag of crap could likely go 3-0? What kind of mad world is this? Jinx = 70% March or Die vs. Merry Hampton March or Die's wedge is better than any of Merry's. Prepare for a flipping, Mr. Brandybuck! March or Die = 80% Glass Cannon vs. Tiki Dude Fuck you I'm not writing this fight. ![]() Glass Cannon = 90% Latvian Gambit vs. Airtime The MW champ is still looking for his first win... yowzers. I think he can finally get it here against this fellow 0-2 bot. Latvian Gambit = 75% Heavyweights Brute Force vs. Kraze Poor Kraze finally gets a reprieve here. Too bad there's no Cutie Honey here to comfo... wait, Kraze went after Klarinette. NICK YOU TRAITOR. ![]() Kraze = 95% Shadow Zone Forever vs. Shrek Shrek is low but as Josh said, SZF has the better wedges. The only thing Shrek has going for it is its huge armour value. He needs to abuse hazards. Shadow Zone Forever = 70% Rocket Knight vs. LashCoil LashCoil to lift RK around and all over the arena. LashCoil = 75% Golden Blaze vs. Barley Picker I... have to agree with Josh again. Golden Blaze's sheer range means that Barley Picker is in immediate danger of being OHKO'd from the get-go, whereas Barley has to get under GB to hit him, pretty much. Plus fanking won't do any good, GB's weapon is 360 degrees... urgh... Golden Blaze = 90% Chimera vs. Klarinette LIAN WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME HATE KLARINETTE YOU LITTLE TWERP ![]() Klarinette = 90% Jackelyn Cryderman vs. Redemption Denied JC can potentially get stuck on its side, and RD is too low to get hit front-on anyway. RD to end JC's short maiden run. Redemption Denied = 85% Rampage vs. Power Bar Power Bar to go 2-1?! Jesus christ. Poor Brian, though. Rampage is a cool bot. It's just not statted adequately. ![]() Hopefully we see Rampage return with better stats. ![]() Power Bar = 90% Superheavyweights Desolation vs. Meat Rub King LMFAO. Meat Rub King = 95% Pathos vs. Dat Dog Mystic's SHW is really a surprise, and it continues to move up in the world. This week is no exception, because Dat Dog's lack of wedge touching the ground will cost him. Pathos = 90% Nitro Express vs. Mandetta Nitro just doesn't have enough weapon power to hurt Mandetta enough. Mandetta = 75% Uridium vs. Agent X One hit is all it takes. 13 power axe to 6 armour. What a mismatch. Uridium = 85% Angry Goat vs. Chemical Explosion I don't know, actually. Goat's turning is complete nonsense, but... could Chem catch an edge? Could Chem dewheel him? Goat has torque for days. Chemical Explosion = 51% Mack the Knife vs. Endgame Mack to be de-knived, but win anyway. Mack the Knife = 95% Stabstract vs. Libra Stabstract actually needs to abuse the front wedge more. The dual ends of the twins are tricky. Stabstract = 60% |
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| The_Angry_Goat | Oct 6 2015, 12:09 PM Post #11 |
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LW: Translaytor vs. Frequency Translaytor has the force of his entire body behind the hit, and his sides are curved... close... Translaytor-55% Scorching Rage vs. British Bammer Doesnt matter how many corners Scorching Rage has if BB can barely hurt him Scorching Rage-75% Cuddle Time! vs. Zadkiel Gotta keep that plow in his face Cuddle Time-55% Silver Phantom vs. Redline I dunno if Redline can take all 5 hits. but I suppose it's possible Silver Phantom- 53% Eudial vs. Veto I like veto, but this is pretty much even Veto- 50.1% Dead vs. Conqueror Bad arena for this, but Dead doesnt have 360 degree protection. Dead-60% Zombie Killer vs. Mr. D Is he even RPing for Mr. D? Zombie Killer-100% MW: Upchuck vs. Braveheart Close, but braveheart doesnt like being upside down. Upchuck-55% Suplex vs. Marauder Marauder will have some trouble getting under Suplex, but it wont matter in the end Marauder-85% Tesla’s Revenge vs. King Dedede smashey smashey. King Dedede-65% WarWolf vs. Jinx I like the options Jinx has, but will it let it win? WarWolf-70% March or Die vs. Merry Hampton Darned wedgebots being all wedgey. if MoD can keep Merry from getting to its sides, this could switch around. Merry Hampton -60% Glass Cannon vs. Tiki Dude This'll be fun Glass Cannon-75% Latvian Gambit vs. Airtime LG has the control advantage, but that didnt matter last time ![]() Latvian Gambit-60% HW: Brute Force vs. Kraze Brute force is the only robot in this tournament that turns worse than Angry Goat. and that's just because it goes so fast. Kraze-94% Shadow Zone Forever vs. Shrek I think that being 2WD will give shrek an advantage here Shrek- 52% Rocket Knight vs. Lashcoil RK doesnt have a huge hinged wedge in the front to keep him from getting grabbed Lashcoil-65% Golden Blaze vs. Barley Picker I like Barley Picker, but not this time Golden Blaze-65% Chimera vs. Klarinette Klarinette-95% Jackelyn Cryderman vs. Redemption Denied It'll be close, but RD is so short Redemption Denied-65% Rampage vs. Power Bar If- and only if- Rampage can survive the first hit, he can beat it. Rampage- 52% SHW: Desolation vs. Meat Rub King Too many corners on Meat Desolation-80% Pathos vs. Dat Dog why no hinged wedge, man? Pathos-95% Nitro Express vs. Mandetta I think Nitro's drum is being discounted here. but it also doesnt have any side protection Mandetta-60% Uridium vs. Agent X SMASHEY SMASHEY Uridium-70% Angry Goat vs. Chemical Explosion Wait, I might actually win something with this! Angry Goat- 55% Mack the Knife vs. Endgame *rolls dice* and Endgame... will stay on its feet this time! Endgame- 50% Stabstract vs. Libra Can he protect himself from 2 spinners at once? Libra- 60% Edited by The_Angry_Goat, Oct 6 2015, 12:10 PM.
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‽ ROBOTICS (180 - 88 lifetime) Ruination 4 Nick's Fuzzy Rules: 7-1 Glitch: 5-3 Hazardous Waste Removal: 6-2 Khnum: 4-4 ROBOT2 Hat Garage: 0-0 Lilian: 0-0 Blue Max: 0-0 Neuromancer: 0-0 "giant fucking dinosaur" is in my top 5 picks to win the nut ~V900 So you're saying no arenas that fill the driver booths with powerful hallucinogenic gas that argle bargle THE ENEMY'S GATE IS SIDEWAYS ~ Rocket III ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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| NWOWWE | Oct 13 2015, 08:52 AM Post #12 |
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Week 4 LW: Mr. D vs. Cuddle Time I mean come on, who doesn’t want to cuddle up with Mr. D? Cuddle Time-95% Redline vs. Zadkiel Redline was able to tough out Silver Phantom last week, but Zads isn’t going to kill himselfand has a backup wedge. I’m feeling Redline on the wrong end of a close fight this time. Zadkiel-70% Frequency vs. Zombie Killer Frequency’s best (and probably only) hope is to get around the plow. I’m not seeing that happen though. Zombie Killer-90% Veto vs. Silver Phantom People die when they are killed Veto-85% British Bammer vs. Translaytor I think Bammer’s run of tough luck will continue here, but he might have a chance if he can get Translaytor wedged. Translaytor- 75% Conqueror vs. Eudial Conqueror escaped Dead, but it was a very close call. Expect him to get similarly torn up here, but if he can find a way to get in a flip… Conqueror-55% Dead vs. Scorching Rage I have a feeling that front gap is going to be Scorching Rage’s undoing here. The damage potential is immense. Dead-70% MW: Suplex vs. Tesla’s Revenge Well the saw isn’t gong to do fuck or shit and quite frankly I don’t think Tesla can get Suplex in the dustpan effectively anyway. EAT! SLEEP! SUPLEX! REPEAT! Suplex-75% Airtime vs. Upchuck Oh man, we’ll be seeing some bots going sky high here! Flip2win Upchuck-65% Merry Hampton vs. Latvian Gambit The arena sucks for a matchup like this. Gambit’s tread drive might give the slight edge here. Latvian Gambit-55% Marauder vs. WarWolf WarWolf easily has the more effective weapon. If Marauder can’t keep the red flipper under control this could end poorly for him. WarWolf-60% Jinx vs. Glass Cannon Welp. Okay if Jinx can actually smother Glass Cannon somehow, then it should win. But that’s WAY easier said than done. Glass Cannon-70% King Dedede vs. March or Die With limited damaging hazards available, Dedede has a good chance at controlling the damage category, it’s just a matter of what happens with the other two categories. March or Die-60% Tiki Dude vs. Braveheart That weapon is just going to bounce off Braveheart so… Braveheart-95% HW: Brute Force vs. Rampage Let’s see how long Brute Force can dance away from Rampage’s clutches. Rampage-60% Kraze vs. Jackelyn Cryderman Kraze has an odd habit of fighting spinners the week after Redemption Denied does. JC FF’ed last week, but would be in a better position to actually hurt Kraze, but JC’s dubious flipper defense still has me wary. Kraze-70% Power Bar vs. Chimera I’ve just gotta say no to Power Bar this week. Chimera-90% Redemption Denied vs. Golden Blaze RD should win if he can keep Golden Blaze soaring through the air with the greatest of ease. Redemption Denied-70% Klarinette vs. Rocket Knight Dammit Lian! ![]() Klarinette-80% Barley Picker vs. Shrek I guess I shouldn’t underestimate Barley after last week, but Shrek’s low profile really worries me in this matchup and there’s plentiful hazards to make use of. Shrek-75% Lashcoil vs. Shadow Zone Forever Uh oh, trouble could be brewing for Shadow Zone here. It’s going to be very close either way. Lashcoil-55% SHW: Libra vs. Nitro Express Oddly I feel most confident for Kody to grab a win in SHW of all weight classes, but it’s still far from a sure thing. Libra-55% Endgame vs. Dat Dog LOL Endgame-80% Agent X vs. Pathos My gut tells me that Agent X’s more efficient weapon will be the difference maker here and let Nick rebound from a brutal loss last week. Agent X-65% Stabstract vs. Angry Goat Stabstract should be too fast for Angry Goat to keep up with. Stabstract-75% Mandetta vs. Mack the Knife The bonus armor wedge is still apt to get cut up by Mack’s weaponry. Oh did ya hear about Louie Miller, he disappeared yeah, after drawin’ out, all his hard earned cash… Mack the Knife-60% Meat Rub King vs. Uridium Well no easy kill for Uridium this week. At least he doesn’t have much in the way of hazards to worry about so he could very well win this one. Uridium-65% Chemical Explosion vs. Desolation Meh Chemical Explosion-80% |
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| That Kode Guy | Oct 13 2015, 09:19 AM Post #13 |
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Week 4 Lightweights Mr. D vs. Cuddle Time! I actually see a Mr. D win here, but if CT! can keep him occupied... Mr. D = 55% Redline vs. Zadkiel Meh, I think Redline has a shot here. He just has to not take too many hits that expose corners. Zadkiel doesn't have the best armour, so any hazard will do a fair amount.Redline = 60% Frequency vs. Zombie Killer The place where the plow starts to wrap around the body of Zombie Killer actually counts as a corner, btw, because of the sharp-ish angle. It's too bad Frequency's weapon power isn't enough to take advantage of that. I guess he could try to get around the plow... Zombie Killer = 75% Veto vs. Silver Phantom VETO! VETO! Veto = 95% British Bammer vs. Translaytor Wow TBR just can't catch a break can he? ![]() Translaytor = 85% Conqueror vs. Eudial A flip isn't the end of the world for Eudial, but it doesn't help her control matches either. On the other hand, 15 weapon to 9 armour... Eudial = 65% Dead vs. Scorching Rage Wow, 10 armour and he still has the risk of being OHKO'd. Dead = 80% Middleweights Suplex vs. Tesla's Revenge Why you gotta do this to me Badnik? ;__; Suplex = 75% Airtime vs. Upchuck Upchuck has the more viable design and stats here. Look for him to rebound from last week's close call. Upchuck = 75% Merry Hampton vs. Latvian Gambit This is Latvian's fight. Merry has terrible ground clearance and inferior wedges. Latvian Gambit = 85% Marauder vs. WarWolf WarWolf gets a flip, the match is pretty much his. Marauder staves off a flip, the match is his. Marauder = 55% Jinx vs. Glass Cannon Oh good grief. 5 hits for Glass Cannon to die, huh? Is it even possible for Jinx to survive ONE hit? Glass Cannon = 95% King Dedede vs. March or Die Dedede continues to get dealt a raw deal. Maybe if he can dent up MoD's wedge/flipper... I don't know. March or Die = 65% Tiki Dude vs. Braveheart Yeah okay. Braveheart = 95% Heavyweights Brute Force vs. Rampage Uncontrollable fury versus a jack-of-all-stats axebot... hmmmmm... Brute Force = 65% Kraze vs. Jackelyn Cryderman Not the most ideal draw for Kraze but he should still be able to get this. Kraze = 60% Power Bar vs. Chimera And this is where things start going really badly for Toxic. ![]() Chimera = 95% Redemption Denied vs. Golden Blaze Can GB even hit him? This is like an even more lopsided version of the fight above!!! Redemption Denied = 100% (lock) Klarinette vs. Rocket Knight Actually I'm gonna go with Rocket Knight. The torque advantage could very well help him here. Rocket Knight = 55% Barley Picker vs. Shrek Barley Picker needs to get the front end underneath Shrek and pop him over. How he'll do that... is a complete mystery. Shrek = 85% LashCoil vs. Shadow Zone Forever Again, not Shadow Zone's ideal opponent but should still be manageable, especially coming off of a Rocket Knight win. Granted, LashCoil is more of a counter but can he catch SZF? Shadow Zone Forever = 51% Superheavyweights Libra vs. Nitro Express Josh, you can't bullshit a bullshitter. ![]() Nitro Express = 95% Endgame vs. Dat Dog I take back what I said about things going badly for Toxic. ![]() Dat Dog = 95% Agent X vs. Pathos Tough draw for Pathos. Agent X by far has the superior lifter. Agent X = 80% Stabstract vs. Angry Goat I actually think Goat has the better wedge. Can he get it into play? Uhhhh... Stabstract = 60% Mandetta vs. Mack the Knife Mack's weapon is going to be a pain for Mandetta. A lot of cuts on the armoured wedge and it'll be Pathos all over again, except Mack will win this time. ![]() Mack the Knife = 75% Meat Rub King vs. Uridium Alex, beat down this piece of shit for me, will ya? ![]() Seriously, King has only enough armour to take a few hits. He needs to get some flips going or this won't well. Uridium = 75% Chemical Explosion vs. Desolation Meh. Chemical Explosion = 80% |
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| The_Angry_Goat | Oct 13 2015, 02:26 PM Post #14 |
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LW: Mr. D vs. Cuddle Time wait, CT! actually beating a spinner? Cuddle Time-75% Redline vs. Zadkiel not this time Zadkiel-70% Frequency vs. Zombie Killer ZK is made to stop spinners Zombie Killer-80% Veto vs. Silver Phantom ohhhhh man Veto-80% British Bammer vs. Translaytor BB has to corner or wedge translaytor, otherwise he will die a painful death Translaytor- 70% Conqueror vs. Eudial You just never know if conkers can get under a spinner before the spinner tears him a new one even odds Dead vs. Scorching Rage he gonna be dead Dead-77% MW: Suplex vs. Tesla’s Revenge Neither of these robots are conventional, but I think that tesla's hinged wedge will have a slight advantage over the thwack-based wedge of Suplex Tesla's revenge- 55% Airtime vs. Upchuck I feel that this all will come down to who gets the first flip. I think Upchuck's better mobility will let it do that, but airtime has a longer flipper arm, so this will be close Upchuck-52% Merry Hampton vs. Latvian Gambit Why can I never remember which robot Merry Hampton is? Latvian Gambit-60% Marauder vs. WarWolf This will be close, but not in an entertaining way Marauder- 55% Jinx vs. Glass Cannon prepare to GET SMASHED Glass Cannon-80% King Dedede vs. March or Die MoD has the wedge advantage, being 2wd, which should give it a slight advantage March or Die-60% Tiki Dude vs. Braveheart If Tiki dude can beat Glass Cannon... Braveheart-55% HW: Brute Force vs. Rampage hinged wedge>plow Brute Force- 65% Kraze vs. Jackelyn Cryderman If JC gets flipped, it will lose mobility and traction, what with just 2 omni wheels in the back. but Kraze has to get the flip in Kraze-55% Power Bar vs. Chimera yay I'll probably win this! Chimera-85% Redemption Denied vs. Golden Blaze The whole translational movement thing is really gonna hurt GB again here Redemption Denied-90% Klarinette vs. Rocket Knight Klarinette only needs to flip RN over once to gain a huge advantage. that does involve RPing on time, though ![]() Klarinette-60% Barley Picker vs. Shrek Good luck hitting him Shrek-70% Lashcoil vs. Shadow Zone Forever I see this going very similarly to my match with him, except SZF has better drive stats Shadow Zone Forever- 55% SHW: Libra vs. Nitro Express If Kody can keep to the sides of Nitro, he could eek out a win... maybe... Libra-51% Endgame vs. Dat Dog Toxic will need a broom to take his robot out of the arena. endgame will need to stay upright. I dont really know what will happen here Dat Dog- 60% Agent X vs. Pathos Pathos is cool, and could succeed here Pathos- 60% Stabstract vs. Angry Goat why did I make Angry Goat exist Stabstract-99% Mandetta vs. Mack the Knife Mack is such a solid design, and Wedges have trouble against vertical spinners Mack the Knife-70% Meat Rub King vs. Uridium Gonna go for the Meme Rub King here King of something- 55% Chemical Explosion vs. Desolation well, Chemical explosion at least has a working drivetrain Chemical Explosion-70% |
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‽ ROBOTICS (180 - 88 lifetime) Ruination 4 Nick's Fuzzy Rules: 7-1 Glitch: 5-3 Hazardous Waste Removal: 6-2 Khnum: 4-4 ROBOT2 Hat Garage: 0-0 Lilian: 0-0 Blue Max: 0-0 Neuromancer: 0-0 "giant fucking dinosaur" is in my top 5 picks to win the nut ~V900 So you're saying no arenas that fill the driver booths with powerful hallucinogenic gas that argle bargle THE ENEMY'S GATE IS SIDEWAYS ~ Rocket III ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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| That Kode Guy | Oct 13 2015, 02:33 PM Post #15 |
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| NWOWWE | Oct 13 2015, 02:44 PM Post #16 |
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| DrummerBrian95 | Oct 17 2015, 05:09 PM Post #17 |
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Alright, I'm gonna try my hand at this prediction thing! Lightweights: Mr. D vs. Cuddle Time! Cuddle time has really tough armor, but that clamp just seems too small to be effective against Mr. D. He could tank enough hits to push it to a JD, and maybe make it close, but I'm not that confident he can pull off a win. Mr. D - 70% Redline vs. Zadkiel Zadkiel is a good robot, but Redline is just too fast for him to get any real hits in. Redline - 80% Frequency vs. Zombie Killer This could be close, but in the end, ZK is too tough. Zombie Killer - 65% Veto vs. Silver Phantom 3 Spinners in a row for Veto! Veto - 80% British Bammer vs. Translaytor That hammer won't be very effective against Translaytor I'm afraid. Translaytor - 75% Conqueror vs. Eudial How long can Conqueror last against that deadly blade? This one's tougher to call, but I think Eudial will be too much of a match for Conqueror. Eduial - 60% Dead vs. Scorching Rage Scorching Rage is what its owner is gonna feel after this fight. Dead - 85% Middleweights: Suplex vs. Tesla's Revenge Those wheels on Suplex look awfully tasty. Tesla will eat well this fight. Tesla's Revenge - 80% Airtime vs. Upchuck Upchuck has the speed advantage, I have the weapon power advantage. Upchuck has the low skirts, I've got an extra long front spatula. I've got a much higher ground clearance, and he's more maneuverable. It's gonna be close, but I'm not too terribly confident this fight. Upchuck - 57.5% Merry Hampton vs. Latvian Gambit Latvian Gambit I think will be able to control Merry well enough to win. Latvian Gambit - 75% Marauder vs. WarWolf Won't exactly be a thrilling fight. But I gotta go with Marauder's torque advantage Marauder - 70% Jinx vs. Glass Cannon There's gonna be shrapnel littering the arena floor. Glass Cannon - 80% King DeDeDe vs. March or Die That hammer is very flawed in design. MoD - 80% Tiki Dude vs. Braveheart Yeah... this won't even be close. Braveheart - 95% Heavyweights: Brute Force vs. Rampage That large turning circle on Brute Force will hurt it badly. I should be able to avoid his charges, but if he does get me, I'm in trouble. Rampage - 65% Kraze vs. Jackelyn Cryderman The only chance Kraze has is if it gets a flip in right at the start. But if it does, it will run away with the fight. If not, it will have a much tougher time. Will be very close. Jackelyn Cryderman - 55% Power Bar vs. Chimera Power Bar's winning streak is coming to an end I'm afraid. Chimera - 90% Redemption Denied vs. Golden Blaze RD plays the part of the spatula, GB plays the part of the burger. Redemption Denied - 95% Klarinette vs. Rocket Knight I still think Klarinette is unbeatable. But Rocket Knight will make it really interesting. Klarinette - 65% Barley Picker vs. Shrek Barley Picker is an awesome design. But Shrek is so low, it won't be able to do much at all to it. Shrek - 80% LashCoil vs. Shadow Zone Forever I think Shadow Zone is gonna completely boss LashCoil around. Shadow Zone Forever - 85% Super Heavyweights: Libra vs. Nitro Express 2 Robots to fight? Twice as much opportunity to destroy. Will be an awesome fight for sure. Nitro Express - 65% Endgame vs. Dat Dog Whoops... Dat Dog - 90% Agent X vs. Pathos Agent X is a brilliant design. Too much for Pathos. Agent X - 75% Stabstract vs. Angry Goat Who thought Angry Goat was a good idea? Stabstract - 99.9% Mandetta vs. Mack the Knife If he can get around to the sides, those blades will make mincemeat of Mandetta's wedges. Mandetta is quick though. Mack The Knife - 60% Meat Rub King vs. Uridium I hate the name Meat Rub King. Uridium - 80% Chemical Explosion vs. Desolation Hehehe... Chemical Explosion - 85% |
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| The_Angry_Goat | Oct 17 2015, 09:50 PM Post #18 |
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‽ ROBOTICS (180 - 88 lifetime) Ruination 4 Nick's Fuzzy Rules: 7-1 Glitch: 5-3 Hazardous Waste Removal: 6-2 Khnum: 4-4 ROBOT2 Hat Garage: 0-0 Lilian: 0-0 Blue Max: 0-0 Neuromancer: 0-0 "giant fucking dinosaur" is in my top 5 picks to win the nut ~V900 So you're saying no arenas that fill the driver booths with powerful hallucinogenic gas that argle bargle THE ENEMY'S GATE IS SIDEWAYS ~ Rocket III ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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| NWOWWE | Oct 20 2015, 09:04 AM Post #19 |
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WEEK 5 LW: Eudial vs. Scorching Rage On the bright side, this one should be over pretty quick. Eudial-95% Zadkiel vs. Veto I’m guessing Zads will go overcutter here. But Veto hits harder and is more durable. That will make all the difference. Veto-85% Mr. D vs. Frequency Frequency used Slash! Critical hit! Mr. D fainted! Frequency-95% Cuddle Time vs. Redline If Cuddle Time can replicate his successful plan from the Zombie Killer fight, he’ll take this one too. Cuddle Time-75% Translaytor vs. Dead It’s all down to if Translaytor can keep himself alive long enough for Dead to kill itself. I’m thinking he can. Translaytor-65% Zombie Killer vs. British Bammer That hammer could have some fun with ZK’s armor, but Bammer can keep pace with ZK at all with its average speed and almost non-existent acceleration. Zombie Killer-80% Silver Phantom vs. Conqueror Hey another spinner for Conqueror! This one doesn’t hit quite as hard as the previous ones, but ironically is the only one that can kill itself! After surviving Eudial, I have pretty high hopes for the flipper here. Conqueror-90% MW: March or Die vs. Suplex Kind of an oddball match. I might give a slight edge to Suplex overall, but it’s a tough one. Suplex-55% Braveheart vs. Jinx Jinx can’t do crap with its own hammer here, so we’ll have to see how well Kody can clamp. Braveheart-85% Upchuck vs. Tiki Dude I’m pretty sure Upchuck can tough this one out and flip/slam Tiki Dude enough to exploit the poor armor. Upchuck-80% WarWolf vs. Tesla’s Revenge If WarWolf can keep stringing the flips together he can run away with this one, and he’s got the speed and control to do it. WarWolf-70% Airtime vs. Merry Hampton Merry Hampton doesn’t like flippers, but he’s more than quick enough to exploit Airtime’s less than optimal flipper design. Glass Cannon vs. Marauder You better buff that plow up real nice Alex because some shit is going down. It’s going to be a KO one way or the other. Marauder-55% Latvian Gambit vs. King Dedede Dedede can actually hurt Gambit with the hammer and if he can hit the chassis enough… eh, it’s still going to be an uphill climb. Latvian Gambit-65% HW: Lascoil vs. Klarinette Ugh, given this is in Casino Night Zone, Lashcoil’s armor bonus could end up costing it here. But it’s a big tossup as to who will get under who more often. Klarinette-55% Shrek vs. Redemption Denied Two low as fuck designs going at it. RD does have the benefit of being able to flip Shrek while Shrek doesn’t have many hazards to try and make use of. Redemption Denied-65% Shadow Zone Forever vs. Barley Picker Unfortunately for Alex, I’m not seeing much positive for him to work with here. He could cause some havoc with SZ’s base armor, but it’ll be a job and a half just getting there. Shadow Zone Forever-85% Chimera vs. Brute Force Talk about opposite philosophies! One is slow and controlled, and the other is blazing fast but erratic! I guess it’s against the grain to go for the slower bot, but I’ll do it. Chimera-60% Golden Blaze vs. Kraze I should almost make every comment for a Kraze fight against a spinner “Well he’s not as low as RD so…”. However, I think Kraze is tough enough to win this. Kraze-70% Jackelyn Cryderman vs. Rampage Rampage just doesn’t have good enough armor to save itself from JC’s disc. Jackelyn Cryderman-80% Rocket Knight vs. Power Bar Man, remember when Power Bar was winning all those fights? I guess it’s a shame reality set in. Rocket Knight-95% SHW: Nitro Express vs. Angry Goat Maybe this week I should stop being so hard on Angry Goat. I actually think it has a pretty decent shot at winning here. Angry Goat-70% Mack the Knife vs. Libra There’s gonna be a whole lotta cuttin’ going on here. The Libra clusters are going to get wrecked by Mack’s weapon. Of course that door swings both ways as Mack doesn’t want to take shots from Libra either. Mack the Knife-60% Agent X vs. Meat Rub King Bleh, death to crappy memes! Agent X-70% Dat Dog vs. Mandetta That static wedge just isn’t going to cut the mustard here. Mandetta-95% Desolation vs. Stabstract Welp Stabstract-90% Uridium vs. Chemical Explosion One way or the other this fight is ending in a KO. I’ve got a bit more confidence in CE scoring the win overall though. Chemical Explosion-65% Pathos vs. Endgame Pathos has too many corners. Spin2win Endgame-85% |
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| That Kode Guy | Oct 20 2015, 10:47 AM Post #20 |
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Week 5 Lightweights Eudial vs. Scorching Rage Yeah this isn't going to end well. Eudial = 95% Zadkiel vs. Veto Zadkiel... MIGHT want to try overcutter. I don't know at all if his disc can reach over Veto's blade and hit the motor, nor if he has the range. Either way, it's gonna be a close one. Zadkiel's wedge is also better than Veto's... Veto = 51% Mr. D vs. Frequency lol Frequency = 100% (lock) Cuddle Time! vs. Redline As long as CT! does what he did with Zombie Killer he should be fine. Cuddle Time! = 55% Translaytor vs. Dead Translaytor can take more hits than Dead can. Translaytor = 75% Zombie Killer vs. British Bammer I might finally give the benefit of the doubt to British Bammer. 11 weapon to 7 armour is gonna hurt... not to mention warp Zombie Killer's wedge to the point where he can't use it well. Can ZK get to the sides of BB? It's possible since he's faster, but BB does have perfect control so... British Bammer = 60% Silver Phantom vs. Conqueror An easier spinner for Conqueror but he still has to be careful, 4 points of weapon over the armour is still not fun. Conqueror = 65% Middleweights March or Die vs. Suplex I'm thinking MoD is gonna angle in and throw Suplex all over the arena. March or Die = 70% Braveheart vs. Jinx Braveheart hates being inverted, so Jinx needs to use the forks. Jinx's shape also kinda discourages thwacking sicne there's little to catch on but hey. Also that axe isn't doing fuck-all. Jinx = 55% Upchuck vs. Tiki Dude Actually Tiki Dude could one-shot Upchuck but it's no given. We shall see. Tiki Dude = 55% WarWolf vs. Tesla's Revenge Tesla's been on a downward spiral and this week looks no kinder to him. Which is a shame because I really like that fucking design. WarWolf = 70% Airtime vs. Merry Hampton Both of these guys are far better than what they've shown. I think Airtime's flipper could do some impact damage to Merry's 8 body armour, provided he gets a flip. Merry Hampton = 51% Glass Cannon vs. Marauder Ugh, sorry Alex. Glass Cannon = 55% Latvian Gambit vs. King Dedede Can that hammer even reach over the lifting plow? Dedede's woes continue. Latvian Gambit = 75% Heavyweights LashCoil vs. Klarinette Klarinette's in trouble here, LashCoil's pronged lifting set-up looks perfectly capable of getting underneath Klarinette and bossing the three-time champ around. If he tries to clamp though, I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS!! LashCoil = 70% Shrek vs. Redemption Denied Okay so who's getting under who here? Redemption Denied = 55% Shadow Zone Forever vs. Barley Picker 9/9 to 6/3 speed/traction... I don't think I've ever seen that before. Barley Picker could stay in his square but that invites SZF to slam him with the armoured plow. TBR and Powerdrive, you guys oughta look away from this one... Shadow Zone Forever = 90% Chimera vs. Brute Force Angered Mystery and Turgor were the best uncontrollable bots. Leave the huge speed/traction disparities to master Max. ![]() Chimera = 75% Golden Blaze vs. Kraze I'm thinking Golden Blaze's weapon power isn't enough here. Kraze = 80% Jackelyn Cryderman vs. Rampage I'm seeing shades of Nightmare vs. Slam Job. Jackelyn Cryderman = 95% (I'm getting surprisingly competent at typing out this robot's name )Rocket Knight vs. Power Bar Rocket Knight to rocket through. Rocket Knight = 100% (lock) Superheavyweights Nitro Express vs. Angry Goat Goat actually has too many advantages here for Nitro to do much. Angry Goat = 80% Mack the Knife vs. Libra Ugh. Maybe Libra could warp one of Mack's teeth and cause weapon instability? Who knows... Mack the Knife = 75% Agent X vs. Meat Rub King Agent X may be boring as hell but he's still better than a dank meme. :V: Agent X = 85% Dat Dog vs. Mandetta Static wedge against hinged wedge. That's quite an epic fail, sorry Toxic. Mandetta = 100% (lock) Desolation vs. Stabstract Easy peasy. Stabstract = 100% (lock; there's a lot of these this week) Uridium vs. Chemical Explosion Both have the power to OHKO the other. Uridium needs godly accuracy for his, though... CE for the KO! Chemical Explosion = 80% Pathos vs. Endgame Win2spin Endgame = 95% |
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