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| Topic Started: Apr 8 2015, 01:49 PM (89 Views) | |
| playzooki | Apr 8 2015, 01:49 PM Post #1 |
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i recommend listening to 'stand up if you hate man u' on repeat to simulate an audience HERES MY ENTRY (#5) VS NOCTURNE (#4) MARTIJN DOESNT PULL OUT IN TIME BUT NFX DOESNT RP IN TIME!! NOCTURNE (#4) WINS BY FF GIVE YOUR MEAT A GOOD OLD RUB (#6) VS SHEER HEART ATTACK 2 (#3) GUEST WRITTEN BY GEORGE ZIMMER HI… I’M GEORGE ZIMMER – FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. TODAY I HEARD GIVE YOUR MEAT A GOOD OLD RUB AND SHEER HEART ATTACK 2 WERE HAVING A FIGHT SO I DECIDED TO PAY THEM A VISIT - ZIMMER STYLE. THE AUDIENCE HAD A SHEER HEART ATTACK WHEN THEY SAW THE SIZE OF MY MASSIVE MASCULINE MEAT-PIPE. GIVE YOU MEAT A GOOD OLD RUB TRIED TO HAVE A GOOD OLD RUB BUT WAS NO MATCH FOR MY PULSATING PELVIC PILEDRIVER. SHEER HEART ATTACK SAT THERE IN AWE AS I COVERED PLAYZOOKI'S ROBOT IN MY NUT NECTAR. I GUARANTEE IT. SHEER HEART ATTACK 2 WINS BY KO IN 0:69 Edited by playzooki, Apr 8 2015, 04:05 PM.
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March or Die - Ruination: The Omen MW Last Eight, Ruination: The Omen Tag Team Champion (with the Green Hornet / NWOWWE), Ruination: The Contagion MW CHAMPION Corrupt Politician - Reign of Steel SHW Finalist Murder Is Fun! - Reign of Steel HW Semi-Finalist Shrek - Hammerfall 4th Place
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| playzooki | Apr 16 2015, 03:00 PM Post #2 |
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This round was held in scotland http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyUNbTdPGnA DANK MEME WEDGE (#1) VS NOCTURNE (#4) THE BOX IS LOCKED, THE LIGHTS ARE ON ITS ROBOT FIGHTING TIME. DANK MEME WEDGE FLIES UP IN THE AIR AND TRIES TO LASER NOCTURNE TO DEATH. NOCTURNES WEAPON WONT SPIN. EVENTUALLY BADNIK FIGURES OUT HOW TO MAKE IT SPIN BUT HE IS LASERED TO DEATH. THE FAZE CLAN LEADER SUDDENLY APPEARS AND RESSURECTS BADNIK AS XXXXXXXXX_FAZE_BADNIK_69_XXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX_FAZE_BADNIK_69_XXXXXXXXXXXX TAKES CONTROL OF NOCTURNE AND SPINS ITS WEAPON INTO DANK MEME WEDGE. DANK MEME WEDGE TAKES DAMAGE AND CANNOT ESCAPE DUE TO ITS SHITTY 500 WHEEL TURNING. MARTIJN APPEARS AND TAKES CONTROL OF NOCTURNE HOWEVER XXXXXXXXX_FAZE_BADNIK_69_XXXXXXXXXXXX STILL HAS CONTROL OF NOCTURNES WEAPON. XXXXXXXXX_FAZE_BADNIK_69_XXXXXXXXXXXX HITS DANK MEME WEDGE WITH NOCTURNES WEAPON. DANK MEME WEDGE LOOKS CLOSE TO EXPLODING BUT YOUR TIME IS UP, MY TIME IS NOW, YOU CANT SEE ME, MY TIME IS NOW, ITS THE FRANCHISE, BOY IM SHINING NOW, YOU CANT SEE ME MY TIME IS NOW. NOAH AKA MR ASS SUMMONS JOHN CENA FOR ONE FINAL ASSAULT. JOHN CENA PERFORMS A DDT ON NOCTURNE, MARTIJN AND XXXXXXXXX_FAZE_BADNIK_69_XXXXXXXXXXXX AT THE SAME TIME. MARTIJN AND NOCTURNE ARE STUNNED BY THE ASSAULT. AS XXXXXXXXX_FAZE_BADNIK_69_XXXXXXXXXXXX USES HIS LAST STAND, HE HEARS A WHISPER IN HIS EARS. ITS THE VOICE OF AINSLEY HARRIOTT. THE FAMOUS COOK SAYS “GIVE YOUR MEAT A GOOD OLD RUB” SUDDENLY, XXXXXXXXX_FAZE_BADNIK_69_XXXXXXXXXXXX GETS HIS DANK INTERVENTION OUT. HE SETS HIS CROSSHAIR ON JJJJJJJJJJJOHN CENA FOR A BRIEF MOMENT BEFORE HE PULLS THE TRIGGER. THE CROWD GOES SILENT AS JOHN CENA FALLS TO THE FLOOR. MR ASS LOOKS ON IN SHOCK. THE CLOCK SAYS 2:30. XXXXXXXXX_FAZE_BADNIK_69_XXXXXXXXXXXX AND NOAH KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW. NOCTURNE AND DANK MEME WEDGE CHARGE AT EACH OTHER ONE FINAL TIME. THE CROWD CHEER. GOG DAMN, WHOOP WHOOP, CLOWNING AROUND IN A WICKED GROUP. THEY MOVE EVER CLOSER, GOING TO THE CLIMAX. THE COLLISION RESULTS IN AN EXPLOSION, WHICH CAN BE HEARD FOR MILES AROUND. THE STADIUM IS DESTROYED. THE CROWD ARE FLUNG TO THEIR HOMES. MARTIJN, XXXXXXXXX_FAZE_BADNIK_69_XXXXXXXXXXXX AND NOAH LOOK ON. ONLY ONE ROBOT SURVIVES. THAT ROBOT IS THE ONE AND ONLY... DANK MEME WEDGE. DANK MEME WEDGE WINS BY KO IN 2:45 note: that result alone took 45 minutes. SLAMTASTIC PHANNER (#2) VS SHEER HEART ATTACK 2 (#3) badnik and kody didnt rp. Fucking casuals. Heads: slamtastic phanner. Tails: sheer heart attack 2 coin 1: heads coin 2: tails coin 3: tails kody wins by coin toss. Edited by playzooki, Apr 16 2015, 03:02 PM.
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March or Die - Ruination: The Omen MW Last Eight, Ruination: The Omen Tag Team Champion (with the Green Hornet / NWOWWE), Ruination: The Contagion MW CHAMPION Corrupt Politician - Reign of Steel SHW Finalist Murder Is Fun! - Reign of Steel HW Semi-Finalist Shrek - Hammerfall 4th Place
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| playzooki | Apr 26 2015, 02:39 PM Post #3 |
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THIS FINAL WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY UKIP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrUDftDkH3E DANK MEME WEDGE (#1) VS SHEER HEART ATTACK 2 (#3) YES LADS THATS RIGHT ITS THE FINAL LETS GET THIS MATCH UNDERWAY. ENTER JUST OUTSIDE OF TESCOS. THE FANS ARE IN A RESTLESS MOOD TONIGHT. THE CHAVS AND DRUG DEALERS ARE READY FOR SOME BOT FLESH. WE'VE SEEN SOME INTERESTING ROBOT DESIGNS TONIGHT. 3.... 2.... 5... PSYC, THATS THE WRONG NUMBER! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH! THIS TIME BADNIK DOESNT RP AND ITS KODY AT THE CONTROLS. HOWEVER, NICK IS TRYING TO STEAL THE TOURNAMENT BY BUILDING A TIME MACHINE AND GOING BACK IN TIME TO RP AND WIN THE TOURNAMENT, EXCEPT HE CANT BECAUSE THATS FUCKING STUPID, JUST LIKE EVERYBODY WHO WATCHES YOUR VIDEOS, SO GO AND CRAWL IN A DIRTY DANK LITTLE HOLE WHERE YOU FUCKING COME FROM, YOU DIRTY DRAGON EATIN’ LITTLE FUCKING SPASTIC. “THIS IS GREAT BANTER, IT REALLY IS” - ALAN PARTRIDGE. NEXT AS TRIES TO SHIT ON SHEER HEART ATTACK. THERE HE SAT. BROKEN HEARTED. TRIED TO SHIT BUT ONLY FARTED. HE SAT AND SAT. WAITED AND WAITED. THOUGHT OF YOU AND MASTURBATED. HOURS LATER. TOOK A CHANCE. TRIED TO FART AND SHAT HIS PANTS. SO ANYWAY IT LOOKS LIKE BOTH STRATEGIES HAVE DONE NOTHING, SO ILL HAVE TO FUCKING MAKE SOMETHING UP. SO ANY THE CROWD OF CHAVS ARE FUCKING BORED OF THIS SHIT SO THEY FUCK OFF TO GET THEIR BENEFITS. THE REMAINING CROWD BOO KODY AND AS. SUDDENLY AS DECIDES TO SPIT SOME BARS. LOOK AT YOU, YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD. OH, LOOK YOU DROPPED YOU GAY CARD. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. THE CROWD GOES WILD. KODY LOOKS ON IN AMAZEMENT. HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY, KNEES WEAK, ARMS ARE HEAVY. HE OPENS HIS MOUTH BUT THE SPAGHETTI WONT COME OUT. SUDDENLY IT CUMS TO HIM. I GO TO YOUR MUMS HOUSE. SHE GIVES ME THE PUSSY. TITS OR ARSE, IM NOT REALLY FUSSY. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. WELL IT LOOKS LIKE RAO BATTLES ARENT GOING TO FIX THIS ONE. ALSO I FORGOT TO BRING A CLOCK SO FUCK IT. THE ROBOTS GET READY TO FUCKING SMAKE EACH OTHER. KODY MAKES A PHONE CALL. MR BROWN GOES OFF TO TOWN ON THE 821. BUT HE COMES HOME TO TESCOS AND HES READY WITH HIS GUN. BUT MR AS PLAYS FUCKING TOUHOU AND HAS MAD DOGING SKILLZ. MR BROWN RUNS OUT OF BULLETS. MR AS ONCE AGAIN SUMMONS JJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. JOHN CENA PERFORMS AN ATTITUDE AJUSTMENT ON SHEER HEART ATTACK. SHEER HEART ATTACK THEN PROCEEDS TO GIVE MR AS AND JOHN CENA A SHEER HEART ATTACK. KODY SUMMONS SATAN. AS SUMMONS HIS WAIFU. ITS THE ULTIMATE BATTLE OF EVIL VS 10/10 SOULD BANG. THE ROBOTS GET READY FOR ONE FINAL ATTACK. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT? ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) , AND IVE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON AL-QUAEDA, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED KILLS. I AM TRAINED IN GORILLA WARFARE AND IM THE TOP SNIPER IN THE ENTIRE US ARMED FORCES. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) . I WILL WIPE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) TO ME OVER THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF SPIES ACROSS THE USA AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, MAGGOT. THE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOURE FUCKING DEAD, KID. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THATS JUST WITH MY BARE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) . NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN UNARMED ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) , BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) OF THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) OFF THE FACE OF THE CONTINENT, YOU LITTLE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) . IF ONLY ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) COMMENT WAS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) TO BRING ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) UPON ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) , ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU WOULD ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) HELD YOUR ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) . BUT YOU ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) , YOU ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) AND NOW( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) FUCKINGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH THE ROBOTS FUCKING DRIVE INTO EACH OTHER. THEY CAUSE A MASSIVE GLOWING ENERGY BALL THAT FUCKING INSTANTLY FUCKS YOUR MUM. THE CROWD WATCH ON IN AMAZEMENT. THEY ALL FIND THE MEANING OF LIFE, IN THEIR LAST MOMENTS. THE RESULTING EXPLOSION KILLS EVERYONE EXCEPT FROM AS, KODY AND......................... DANK MEME WEDGE WINS IN ??:?? THIS TOOK AN HOUR TO WRITE HOPE YOU ENJOYED |
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