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Robot Bastards - Discussion
Topic Started: May 26 2014, 02:31 PM (9,567 Views)
MadBull
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Superheavyweight
I could start a riot if you'd like me to...

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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That Kode Guy
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Ruiner of All
MadBull
Nov 5 2014, 04:25 PM
I could start a riot if you'd like me to...

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
are you my mummy?
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Team Covenant stuff
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playzooki
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oi
dont worry my next album should be finished soon
March or Die - Ruination: The Omen MW Last Eight, Ruination: The Omen Tag Team Champion (with the Green Hornet / NWOWWE), Ruination: The Contagion MW CHAMPION
Corrupt Politician - Reign of Steel SHW Finalist
Murder Is Fun! - Reign of Steel HW Semi-Finalist
Shrek - Hammerfall 4th Place

GF93
 
I'm starting to regret entering.
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GF93
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Vi veri veniversum vivus vici.
Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said

Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six-foot-four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
And he said

I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
Yeah

Lyin' in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said

Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover

Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover

Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover

Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover

Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
Ice Cubed Robotics Posted Image
"I will not die until I achieve something. Even though the ideal is high, I never give in. Therefore, I never die with regrets."

Cherry Bomb Classic: Season 2 (8-0)
Swiftsure- 2-0
Torque Dirty 2 Me- 2-0
Ayame- 1-0
Dead on Arrival- 1-0
Barley Picker- 1-0
Lethal Injection 3- 1-0

Robot Bastards 2 (5-5)
Apathy & Lethargy- 2-1
Trump ex Machina- 0-3
Rainbow in the Dark- 3-1 (6-3)

Ruination: The Upheaval (20-8)
Ayame- 6-1
Marauder- 6-1
Dreadnought Mk3- 3-4
Lethal Injection 3- 5-2

ALL-TIME RECORD
Wins: 347
Losses: 230
KodeBreaker
 
Alex Valentine is the hero we deserve.

Notable Achievements on Advanced Robot Combat for make benefit glorious Team of Ice Cubed Robotics
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British-Robotics
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Where's the results?
TEAM TBR


Team:

FRR Backlash
Powerdrive Jr 0-4
Lethal Carriageway 3-1
Sparkster 4-0
Chemical Explosion V2
1-3
"Completely British Killers"

Ruination: The Contagion:
Chemical Explosion - SHW Champion
Rocket Knight - HW Quarter Finalist


Awards:
Ruination: The Contagion:
Chemical Explosion: (Astrobot Award, The Windmill Award, Blood Thirsty Award (Shared with Redemption Denied)
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NFX
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Fuck Bitches Get Crystals
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Nov 5 2014, 05:11 PM
Where's the results?
i stole them

muhuhahaha
Team Mongoose (358-215)
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Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X

RoBattle
Override - 13 pts
MiDAS - 12 pts

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MadBull
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MUHUHAHAHAHA
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GF93
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Vi veri veniversum vivus vici.
NFX
Nov 5 2014, 05:50 PM
British-Robotics
Nov 5 2014, 05:11 PM
Where's the results?
i stole them

muhuhahaha
I WILL TEAR CHUNKS OFF YOUR FAAAAAAAAACE
Ice Cubed Robotics Posted Image
"I will not die until I achieve something. Even though the ideal is high, I never give in. Therefore, I never die with regrets."

Cherry Bomb Classic: Season 2 (8-0)
Swiftsure- 2-0
Torque Dirty 2 Me- 2-0
Ayame- 1-0
Dead on Arrival- 1-0
Barley Picker- 1-0
Lethal Injection 3- 1-0

Robot Bastards 2 (5-5)
Apathy & Lethargy- 2-1
Trump ex Machina- 0-3
Rainbow in the Dark- 3-1 (6-3)

Ruination: The Upheaval (20-8)
Ayame- 6-1
Marauder- 6-1
Dreadnought Mk3- 3-4
Lethal Injection 3- 5-2

ALL-TIME RECORD
Wins: 347
Losses: 230
KodeBreaker
 
Alex Valentine is the hero we deserve.

Notable Achievements on Advanced Robot Combat for make benefit glorious Team of Ice Cubed Robotics
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NFX
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GF93
Nov 5 2014, 06:20 PM
NFX
Nov 5 2014, 05:50 PM
British-Robotics
Nov 5 2014, 05:11 PM
Where's the results?
i stole them

muhuhahaha
I WILL TEAR CHUNKS OFF YOUR FAAAAAAAAACE
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what face?
Team Mongoose (358-215)
"The Colour of Awesome"

Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X

RoBattle
Override - 13 pts
MiDAS - 12 pts

it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy
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BEES
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Some tough losses this week. Microwave leaves the coveted hall of robots without losses and joins the mortal realm. Pterodactyl just isn't set up right to tackle Barrier which is totally a me problem. I should've done something about that.

Waiting on Something Vibrant vs Zadkiel and Snijmachine vs Shrek... the latter of which I'm very curious to see the outcome of.
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GF93
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Well done to Josh all the same for it, but...bah. Getting KOed by Jack Frost blows. Did I even get one attack in? :huh:
Losing to Tellu was expected for the most part, so I'm not too disappointed about that- and with regards to being able to shrug off the axe and take the fight to her, I guess it's true what they say about silver linings. No Marauder fight at this point, but just to let whoever's doing the fight know- the RPs are both there and accounted for, so it'll be interesting to see how that turns out.

On the plus side, I was very happy to see that I was able to lend a hand in Klarinette's win against Arbiter (Seriously though, shorts are not my thing. :P ) and especially to see Conqueror win his Lightweight Match after LORE1. if I may be permitted a moment to celebrate, cue the trumpets!

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Ice Cubed Robotics Posted Image
"I will not die until I achieve something. Even though the ideal is high, I never give in. Therefore, I never die with regrets."

Cherry Bomb Classic: Season 2 (8-0)
Swiftsure- 2-0
Torque Dirty 2 Me- 2-0
Ayame- 1-0
Dead on Arrival- 1-0
Barley Picker- 1-0
Lethal Injection 3- 1-0

Robot Bastards 2 (5-5)
Apathy & Lethargy- 2-1
Trump ex Machina- 0-3
Rainbow in the Dark- 3-1 (6-3)

Ruination: The Upheaval (20-8)
Ayame- 6-1
Marauder- 6-1
Dreadnought Mk3- 3-4
Lethal Injection 3- 5-2

ALL-TIME RECORD
Wins: 347
Losses: 230
KodeBreaker
 
Alex Valentine is the hero we deserve.

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That Kode Guy
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A sweep? One FF in it, but I'll take it. More than makes up for the 0-4 I had earlier.

Bring on the next week I guess. :cool:

EDIT: Wait, Tellu fights Snijmachine? Crapcicles. Good thing the LW and SHW matches are entirely winnable...
Edited by That Kode Guy, Nov 5 2014, 10:22 PM.
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prince palatine
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Narumeia Waifu Trash!
Uh, Stabstract had Pathos this week, not the Watcher, still waiting on MW and LW

Thanks for helping with the win Alex V much appreciated :D
Team Ectogasm

Honours

Robot Attack LW Runner Up (With The Servant's Assistant)
FRR: Dead Zone LW Runner Up (With The Servant's Assistant)
Ruination: The Beginning joint third place (With The Servant's Assistant, Camo Alert and Hammer & Nailz)
Crazy Bots Blazing Ruin: MW Runner Up (Merry Hampton BR) and SHW CHAMPION!!! (F-Dynasty)
League of Robotic Excellence: MW 3rd place (Terminus) and LW CHAMPION!!! (The Servant's Assistant 3)
Ruination: The Omen: MW joint 3rd place (Merry Hampton BR) SHW joint 3rd place (Curse Of The Deep 2) and HW CHAMPION!!! (Klarinette)
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GF93
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prince palatine
Nov 5 2014, 10:56 PM
Thanks for helping with the win Alex V much appreciated :D
No problem. :cool:
Ice Cubed Robotics Posted Image
"I will not die until I achieve something. Even though the ideal is high, I never give in. Therefore, I never die with regrets."

Cherry Bomb Classic: Season 2 (8-0)
Swiftsure- 2-0
Torque Dirty 2 Me- 2-0
Ayame- 1-0
Dead on Arrival- 1-0
Barley Picker- 1-0
Lethal Injection 3- 1-0

Robot Bastards 2 (5-5)
Apathy & Lethargy- 2-1
Trump ex Machina- 0-3
Rainbow in the Dark- 3-1 (6-3)

Ruination: The Upheaval (20-8)
Ayame- 6-1
Marauder- 6-1
Dreadnought Mk3- 3-4
Lethal Injection 3- 5-2

ALL-TIME RECORD
Wins: 347
Losses: 230
KodeBreaker
 
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British-Robotics
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Chemical Reaction vs the Watcher had no text :(. Is it still in progress, anyhow 2-1 currently :). And the Hermes match was definately crutial and I'm pleased it got the win to keep the chances of qualifying. Le-Mans was an expecting loss and Terror gets his first win....by a FF, least it's better than a loss.So far I'm pretty much happy :).
TEAM TBR


Team:

FRR Backlash
Powerdrive Jr 0-4
Lethal Carriageway 3-1
Sparkster 4-0
Chemical Explosion V2
1-3
"Completely British Killers"

Ruination: The Contagion:
Chemical Explosion - SHW Champion
Rocket Knight - HW Quarter Finalist


Awards:
Ruination: The Contagion:
Chemical Explosion: (Astrobot Award, The Windmill Award, Blood Thirsty Award (Shared with Redemption Denied)
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playzooki
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0-2 ayy lmao
March or Die - Ruination: The Omen MW Last Eight, Ruination: The Omen Tag Team Champion (with the Green Hornet / NWOWWE), Ruination: The Contagion MW CHAMPION
Corrupt Politician - Reign of Steel SHW Finalist
Murder Is Fun! - Reign of Steel HW Semi-Finalist
Shrek - Hammerfall 4th Place

GF93
 
I'm starting to regret entering.
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NWOWWE
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Appatently Sarge vs Jetset isn't officially in but I think that's already a given :P

Arbiters fight was going to be tough so no real shame in dropping a split decision. Frost won far more handily than I would have expected.
Area51Escapee,Jan 30 2011
01:27 AM
Spatula,Jan 29 2011
11:32 PM
I should go 3-1 this week but it'll probably be something like 0-4 or 0-5.

It sucks going 0-5. You lose all 4 of your bot fights for the week and you also lose at life.
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NFX
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2-1, I think that's as good as I could have hoped for. Very pleased to have gotten the better of Pterodactyl, Barrier's looking just as potent as ever. No Exit scrapes together a victory, and SSB continues to fail.

Upcoming week looks like total hell, though, probably the most likely week for me to go winless. If I can eke out one win, though, I'll be fairly happy. This tournament's been pretty poor from the outset.
Team Mongoose (358-215)
"The Colour of Awesome"

Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X

RoBattle
Override - 13 pts
MiDAS - 12 pts

it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy
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British-Robotics
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So far so good Hermes is getting closer in the qualifying spots.
TEAM TBR


Team:

FRR Backlash
Powerdrive Jr 0-4
Lethal Carriageway 3-1
Sparkster 4-0
Chemical Explosion V2
1-3
"Completely British Killers"

Ruination: The Contagion:
Chemical Explosion - SHW Champion
Rocket Knight - HW Quarter Finalist


Awards:
Ruination: The Contagion:
Chemical Explosion: (Astrobot Award, The Windmill Award, Blood Thirsty Award (Shared with Redemption Denied)
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NWOWWE
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And there's 4 out of 4 for the week.
Area51Escapee,Jan 30 2011
01:27 AM
Spatula,Jan 29 2011
11:32 PM
I should go 3-1 this week but it'll probably be something like 0-4 or 0-5.

It sucks going 0-5. You lose all 4 of your bot fights for the week and you also lose at life.
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