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Robot Bastards - Discussion
Topic Started: May 26 2014, 02:31 PM (9,580 Views)
That Kode Guy
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fuck a duck

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curse your predicting skillz Siphai!
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Team Covenant stuff
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NWOWWE
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Wow. I somehow managed a 3-0 and whoa they were all nail-bitingly close. Good for O'Malley and Sarge for avoiding brutal 0-3 starts.
Area51Escapee,Jan 30 2011
01:27 AM
Spatula,Jan 29 2011
11:32 PM
I should go 3-1 this week but it'll probably be something like 0-4 or 0-5.

It sucks going 0-5. You lose all 4 of your bot fights for the week and you also lose at life.
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prince palatine
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Holy fuck! I picked up a 4-0 this week? Oh hell to the yeah! :D

Great battles guys, I was certain Conqueror was gonna have me, so I'm very surprised at the KO win. But still, 4-0 and near the top of the rankings again, very happy with that :)
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Honours

Robot Attack LW Runner Up (With The Servant's Assistant)
FRR: Dead Zone LW Runner Up (With The Servant's Assistant)
Ruination: The Beginning joint third place (With The Servant's Assistant, Camo Alert and Hammer & Nailz)
Crazy Bots Blazing Ruin: MW Runner Up (Merry Hampton BR) and SHW CHAMPION!!! (F-Dynasty)
League of Robotic Excellence: MW 3rd place (Terminus) and LW CHAMPION!!! (The Servant's Assistant 3)
Ruination: The Omen: MW joint 3rd place (Merry Hampton BR) SHW joint 3rd place (Curse Of The Deep 2) and HW CHAMPION!!! (Klarinette)
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GF93
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prince palatine
Oct 7 2014, 06:24 AM
Great battles guys, I was certain Conqueror was gonna have me, so I'm very surprised at the KO win.
I just don't understand it. What did I do wrong?
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"I will not die until I achieve something. Even though the ideal is high, I never give in. Therefore, I never die with regrets."

Cherry Bomb Classic: Season 2 (8-0)
Swiftsure- 2-0
Torque Dirty 2 Me- 2-0
Ayame- 1-0
Dead on Arrival- 1-0
Barley Picker- 1-0
Lethal Injection 3- 1-0

Robot Bastards 2 (5-5)
Apathy & Lethargy- 2-1
Trump ex Machina- 0-3
Rainbow in the Dark- 3-1 (6-3)

Ruination: The Upheaval (20-8)
Ayame- 6-1
Marauder- 6-1
Dreadnought Mk3- 3-4
Lethal Injection 3- 5-2

ALL-TIME RECORD
Wins: 347
Losses: 230
KodeBreaker
 
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NWOWWE
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Well in Conqueror's case it appears you fell victim to the dreaded corner armor damage.

One wonders if Lian knows something that some of the rest of us don't with that 5:5 speed/traction ratio on ol' Zads. :v:
Area51Escapee,Jan 30 2011
01:27 AM
Spatula,Jan 29 2011
11:32 PM
I should go 3-1 this week but it'll probably be something like 0-4 or 0-5.

It sucks going 0-5. You lose all 4 of your bot fights for the week and you also lose at life.
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GF93
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Oct 7 2014, 07:14 AM
Well in Conqueror's case it appears you fell victim to the dreaded corner armor damage.

One wonders if Lian knows something that some of the rest of us don't with that 5:5 speed/traction ratio on ol' Zads. :v:
Would seem that way. I'm pretty annoyed about getting KOed, though- win or lose, I had at least hoped to survive. ^o)

But at the very least, I think the Traction (Ergo Control.) could've play a big part in it, considering how much easier it would've let Lian aim the disc- avoiding the most common error I find big spinners on here make. In their case, it's one thing to have a very powerful weapon, but what's the use in having it if you can't aim it properly?
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"I will not die until I achieve something. Even though the ideal is high, I never give in. Therefore, I never die with regrets."

Cherry Bomb Classic: Season 2 (8-0)
Swiftsure- 2-0
Torque Dirty 2 Me- 2-0
Ayame- 1-0
Dead on Arrival- 1-0
Barley Picker- 1-0
Lethal Injection 3- 1-0

Robot Bastards 2 (5-5)
Apathy & Lethargy- 2-1
Trump ex Machina- 0-3
Rainbow in the Dark- 3-1 (6-3)

Ruination: The Upheaval (20-8)
Ayame- 6-1
Marauder- 6-1
Dreadnought Mk3- 3-4
Lethal Injection 3- 5-2

ALL-TIME RECORD
Wins: 347
Losses: 230
KodeBreaker
 
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NWOWWE
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GF93
Oct 7 2014, 07:22 AM
it's one thing to have a very powerful weapon, but what's the use in having it if you can't aim it properly?
You don't have to tell me twice. Poor O'Malley. :P
Area51Escapee,Jan 30 2011
01:27 AM
Spatula,Jan 29 2011
11:32 PM
I should go 3-1 this week but it'll probably be something like 0-4 or 0-5.

It sucks going 0-5. You lose all 4 of your bot fights for the week and you also lose at life.
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Badnik96
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HOLY SHIT I ENDED THE STREAK

THIS SEASON IS THE ONE IM REALLY FEELING IT GUYS
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WhipCoil - The Crash & Burn Tournament 5 Champion
Redline - Robot Bastards LW Champion
Sling Shot - Bot-o-Rama 2016 Sportsman Champion
The Debilitator - Cherry Bomb Classic Lightweight Champion
Pyrite - FRR Backlash Lightweight Champion
Doomerang - Robot Fight Night Heavyweight Champion

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Area51Escapee,Jan 30 2011
01:27 AM
Spatula,Jan 29 2011
11:32 PM
I should go 3-1 this week but it'll probably be something like 0-4 or 0-5.

It sucks going 0-5. You lose all 4 of your bot fights for the week and you also lose at life.
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Oct 7 2014, 08:21 AM
HOLY SHIT I ENDED THE STREAK

THIS SEASON IS THE ONE IM REALLY FEELING IT GUYS
:dirk:
March or Die - Ruination: The Omen MW Last Eight, Ruination: The Omen Tag Team Champion (with the Green Hornet / NWOWWE), Ruination: The Contagion MW CHAMPION
Corrupt Politician - Reign of Steel SHW Finalist
Murder Is Fun! - Reign of Steel HW Semi-Finalist
Shrek - Hammerfall 4th Place

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Badnik96
Oct 7 2014, 08:21 AM
HOLY SHIT I ENDED THE STREAK

THIS SEASON IS THE ONE IM REALLY FEELING IT GUYS
There is no God.
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"I will not die until I achieve something. Even though the ideal is high, I never give in. Therefore, I never die with regrets."

Cherry Bomb Classic: Season 2 (8-0)
Swiftsure- 2-0
Torque Dirty 2 Me- 2-0
Ayame- 1-0
Dead on Arrival- 1-0
Barley Picker- 1-0
Lethal Injection 3- 1-0

Robot Bastards 2 (5-5)
Apathy & Lethargy- 2-1
Trump ex Machina- 0-3
Rainbow in the Dark- 3-1 (6-3)

Ruination: The Upheaval (20-8)
Ayame- 6-1
Marauder- 6-1
Dreadnought Mk3- 3-4
Lethal Injection 3- 5-2

ALL-TIME RECORD
Wins: 347
Losses: 230
KodeBreaker
 
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MadBull
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Oct 7 2014, 09:53 AM
Badnik96
Oct 7 2014, 08:21 AM
HOLY SHIT I ENDED THE STREAK

THIS SEASON IS THE ONE IM REALLY FEELING IT GUYS
There is no God.
Well that's that sorted out then!
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prince palatine
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IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!! *Does comical rage explosion*

Joking aside, congrats Badnik, now Slammer is garunteed a Hall of Fame place now :D
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Honours

Robot Attack LW Runner Up (With The Servant's Assistant)
FRR: Dead Zone LW Runner Up (With The Servant's Assistant)
Ruination: The Beginning joint third place (With The Servant's Assistant, Camo Alert and Hammer & Nailz)
Crazy Bots Blazing Ruin: MW Runner Up (Merry Hampton BR) and SHW CHAMPION!!! (F-Dynasty)
League of Robotic Excellence: MW 3rd place (Terminus) and LW CHAMPION!!! (The Servant's Assistant 3)
Ruination: The Omen: MW joint 3rd place (Merry Hampton BR) SHW joint 3rd place (Curse Of The Deep 2) and HW CHAMPION!!! (Klarinette)
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NWOWWE
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prince palatine
Oct 7 2014, 10:21 AM
Joking aside, congrats Badnik, now Slammer is garunteed a Hall of Fame place now :D
Moar like Hall of Pain! amirite? :v:
Area51Escapee,Jan 30 2011
01:27 AM
Spatula,Jan 29 2011
11:32 PM
I should go 3-1 this week but it'll probably be something like 0-4 or 0-5.

It sucks going 0-5. You lose all 4 of your bot fights for the week and you also lose at life.
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GF93
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prince palatine
Oct 7 2014, 10:21 AM
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!! *Does comical rage explosion*

Joking aside, congrats Badnik, now Slammer is garunteed a Hall of Fame place now :D
To be honest, I saw it earlier, but I didn't comment on it at the time- yet, it's probably the angriest I've been at a result that's not one of my own. Just the fact that Teresa is initially defeated by a worthy opponent and by extension my most respected rival, but to have its win undone and then instead given to the most repulsive machine on ARC just makes me sick to my stomach.

Sure it's going to result in a round of shut the fuck ups from Kody and the like, but that's what I think of it. Lian deserved to end the streak far more than Slammer did.
Ice Cubed Robotics Posted Image
"I will not die until I achieve something. Even though the ideal is high, I never give in. Therefore, I never die with regrets."

Cherry Bomb Classic: Season 2 (8-0)
Swiftsure- 2-0
Torque Dirty 2 Me- 2-0
Ayame- 1-0
Dead on Arrival- 1-0
Barley Picker- 1-0
Lethal Injection 3- 1-0

Robot Bastards 2 (5-5)
Apathy & Lethargy- 2-1
Trump ex Machina- 0-3
Rainbow in the Dark- 3-1 (6-3)

Ruination: The Upheaval (20-8)
Ayame- 6-1
Marauder- 6-1
Dreadnought Mk3- 3-4
Lethal Injection 3- 5-2

ALL-TIME RECORD
Wins: 347
Losses: 230
KodeBreaker
 
Alex Valentine is the hero we deserve.

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GF93
Oct 7 2014, 10:38 AM
to have its win undone and then instead given to the most repulsive machine on ARC just makes me sick to my stomach.
I still maintain that Underall is the most repulsive ARC bot ever, but I digress. :v:

In fairness, this version of Teresa isn't as broken as the previous iterations were due in large part to a dramatic design modification and less favorable rules to back it up. Thus I think that there would have been some measure of disappointment in ANY bot finally breaking the streak. Except Jack Frost of course, he's a boss. :cool:
Area51Escapee,Jan 30 2011
01:27 AM
Spatula,Jan 29 2011
11:32 PM
I should go 3-1 this week but it'll probably be something like 0-4 or 0-5.

It sucks going 0-5. You lose all 4 of your bot fights for the week and you also lose at life.
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That Kode Guy
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Oct 7 2014, 10:38 AM
Sure it's going to result in a round of shut the fuck ups from Kody
Yes, we all know you think I hate you. The truth is that I actually hate everybody, and they hate me back. We're an unhappy dysfunctional family. :dirk:

Also good on Badnik for breaking the streak.

But man... this is the first time I've gone 0-4 since Armageddon, that's not good, I really gotta pick it back up. Unfortunately going up against shit like Zadkiel and Square Wave laughs that off pretty quick. :v:

Also NFX, get ready. Teresa's coming for Viluy. Yes, in that way. :v:
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Argh, where is it going wrong for No Exit? I'd have thought with the shape and the +2 Armour to the whole front end, I would be alright against a bot like O'Malley. Does not bode well for the rest of the season at all. Barrier gets an FF, Super Smash Bros actually win an honest to goodness fight, and Viluy continues to be the best looking machine in the tournament.
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Oct 7 2014, 10:55 AM
The truth is that I actually hate everybody, and they hate me back.
It's true, he sent me a curse by mail that made all my hair fall out. So I sent him back some poison that turned him into a cat so his dogs would chase him around the house.
Area51Escapee,Jan 30 2011
01:27 AM
Spatula,Jan 29 2011
11:32 PM
I should go 3-1 this week but it'll probably be something like 0-4 or 0-5.

It sucks going 0-5. You lose all 4 of your bot fights for the week and you also lose at life.
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Badnik96
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Alex.

Just

Stop. No one fucking cares about your grudge with PS anymore. Stabstract won because the writer thought it was an overstatted clusterbot. Deal with it and move on. Can't you be happy that someone finally fucking won against Teresa?

Also the faster PS wins a title the faster it stops being in my roster :V
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WhipCoil - The Crash & Burn Tournament 5 Champion
Redline - Robot Bastards LW Champion
Sling Shot - Bot-o-Rama 2016 Sportsman Champion
The Debilitator - Cherry Bomb Classic Lightweight Champion
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