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| Guerilla VS Right Thoughts Right Words Right Activate!; FRR: No Mercy - Week 4 | |
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| Topic Started: Mar 14 2014, 06:48 PM (26 Views) | |
| StevenMcG | Mar 14 2014, 06:48 PM Post #1 |
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Posh twit
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GUERILLA aka WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF THE CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON AL-QUAEDA, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED KILLS. I AM TRAINED IN GORILLA WARFARE AND I'M THE TOP SNIPER IN THE ENTIRE US ARMED FORCES. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER TARGET. I WILL WIPE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME OVER THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF SPIES ACROSS THE USA AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, MAGGOT. THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, KID. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT'S JUST WITH MY BARE HANDS. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN UNARMED COMBAT, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE ASS OF THE FACE OF THE CONTINENT, YOU LITTLE SHIT. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITLE "CLEVER" COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR FUCKING TONGUE. BUT YOU COULDN'T, YOU DIDN'T, AND NOW YOU'RE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU GODDAMN IDIOT. I WILL SHIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, KIDDO. SPEED: 9 WEAPON: 0 TORQUE: 2 TRACTION: 7 ARMOUR: 10 RIGHT THOUGHTS RIGHT WORDS RIGHT ACTIVATE! SPEED: 6 WEAPON: 7 TORQUE: 4 TRACTION: 5 ARMOUR: 6 Battle of the Unnecessarily Long Names! Guerilla is certainly nimble and well-armoured, but I'm curious as to what set-up it will use for this encounter. The ramming spikes are said to be for rammers, the axe is for "slow tanky bots" and the passive set-up doesn't have any offensive capabilities apart from constant ramming. If Mr AS picks a weapon, it's one more thing for my flipper to get under and exploit; if he doesn't he can only cause serious damage to me via the hazards and I'm hoping I'll be able to counter him before we can get that far. Regardless of set-up, Guerilla's boxy-plough design means that a single flip will render it pretty ineffective as a rammer. The plan therefore is get under one of those many corners, throw What The Etc Etc onto its back and keep it inverted for the duration of the match. With the wedge upside-down, I can charge underneath it to my heart's content and spend the rest of the match shoving it into the hazards and letting them hack its thick-plated skull in. The big problem, of course, is being able to keep up. Guerilla is a nippy bugger with high speed and acceleration and doubtless good manoeuvrability. I do, however, have a slightly tighter gap between my own top speed and my traction, as well as the higher torque. Provided I can keep both wheels on the ground for as much of the fight as possible, I'm confident I can either win in a head-on collision or keep up with at least some of Guerilla's fancier dance moves. Worst comes to it, I'll play matador near a blank wall and slither underneath while it recovers from running head-first into it. One flip is all I need to turn the tide in my favour. I just hope all that will be enough for me to do it. What's in a name, Mr AS? Let's find out together! |
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| V900 | Mar 15 2014, 10:44 PM Post #2 |
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Rubber Duck Enthusiast
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Use the rammer setup and zip right around it like "UR 2 SLO CUM ON STEP IT UP" and push it into the wall until it submits. Then I will ram it so hard. I will fuck it until it likes it. It will love me, bitch. It'll have the best case of Stockholm Syndrome, the world has ever seen. |
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