Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Welcome to Advanced Robot Combat. We hope you enjoy your visit.

You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.

Join our community!

If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features.

Username:   Password:
Locked Topic
Braveheart vs. Illusion of Grandeur
Topic Started: Oct 28 2013, 07:45 PM (48 Views)
MassimoV
Heavyweight
Yeah, whatever. Spin up the bar and keep it facing him. He'll probably pin me or take me to the hazards, and there ain't jack shit I can do about it. So I'll just keep my bar spinning cause that's the only thing I can do. I'll try keep facing him but whatever. Good fight NFX. Here's Chiddy Bang:

Ooh boy, open your eyes
A girl like me ain’t waitin’ all night
Ooh boy, better think twice
I got that honey, that sugar, that spice (Ray Charles)

Yeah, hey yo I’m feelin’ like Ray Charles
I got my shades on, I don’t know where they are
You couldn’t find me even if you had a radar
And I spit rapidly AK, AR
I make the music with the soul of the blind man
They be amazed how I get them ladies to climb in
And they try to do it, but they’re blind to the fact
That they’re stuck in a trap and stayin’ right where they at
But I’m Ray Charles, Miss A calls
Talkin’ to my dime and I miss 8 calls
And I spit tough, bet you I’mma last Great Wall
I’m goin’ ape y’all, I’m the new Ray Charles
I don’t need no walking stick, my shit cost a grip
I get out the mouthwash if you talkin’ shit
And I can hear the evil, but I won’t see it
And if the blunt go out, you better reheat it

I got my black shades on, smokin’ ’til it’s numb
Head to he sky, feelin’ so on
Ray Charles, I’m-I’m Ray Charles
Ray Charles, I’m-I’m Ray Charles
I got the black J’s on, dancin’ to my song
Lookin’ so fly and I’m feelin’ so gone
Ray Charles, I’m-I’m Ray Charles
Ray Charles, I’m-I’m Ray Charles
Ooh boy, open your eyes
A girl like me ain’t waitin’ all night
Ooh boy, better think twice
I got that honey, that sugar, that spice

And I think I’m preheated, oven
They hear me spit, they think they know me like they cousin
But it’s okay, we at the door that mean’s we’re buzzin’
Now that’s McDonald’s and baby I think I’m lovin’, it
But you know that size doesn’t fit
MC Hammer with this shit, like why the fuck would I quit
Let’s hire 40 people and get like 40 cars
And I wouldn’t even drive cause I would be Ray Charles
See us and say, “Whattup?” like how the fuck is he talkin’
He don’t even trip, like how the fuck is he walkin’
I’m blind man, yeah, like the Three Blind Mice
And them haters, I’mma throw it on ‘em
Tell ‘em I don’t need no walkin’ stick, my shit costs a grip
I get out the mouthwash if you talkin’ shit
And I can hear the evil, but I won’t see it
And if the blunt go out, you better reheat it
Offline Profile Goto Top
 
NFX
Member Avatar
Fuck Bitches Get Crystals
Wedges and teeth OFF

+ Three points of Speed and four points of Traction are mine. We're both two-wheel drive, so I should therefore be faster, better controlled and more manouverable. Jacks over sixes.

+ I have a wedge and he does not. I also have the superior Torque. Thus I should be able to bulldoze his machine to whichever hazard takes my fancy. Advance to GO.

+ I have 9 Armour on my front end and sides, so I should be able to deal with his weapon reasonably well. At any rate, he shouldn't be able to cause anything more than a medium level of damage. Nothing that I shouldn't be able to counteract with some hazardization. Castle queenside.

> GO. GO GO GO. RUSH HIM. RUSH HIM QUICKLY. ARGH.

> Keep the wedge pointed at him. Do not allow his weapon to get up to speed, and once I'm able to get to him, bully him around the arena and give him a liberal dose of hazardization.

> RUSH HIM RUSH HIM RUSH HIM RUSH HIM RUSH HIM RUSH HIM.

> Pulverizers will do nicely. That flat top should give the pulverizers something excellent to pound on while I keep him there and give him no chance to escape.

> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.

Rinse and repeat until the buzzer sounds, at which point we will bear witness to the glorious return of the post-match frosty chocolate milkshakes. Go team.

> RUSH RUSH RUSH RUSH RUSH GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO.


Good luck, Max, and may the best bot win. =)


ARGH.
Team Mongoose (358-215)
"The Colour of Awesome"

Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X

RoBattle
Override - 13 pts
MiDAS - 12 pts

it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy
Online Profile Goto Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
DealsFor.me - The best sales, coupons, and discounts for you
« Previous Topic · Fantasy RP Room · Next Topic »
Locked Topic

Black Water created by tiptopolive of the Zetaboards Theme Zone