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Describe your most piss-centric drunken experience
Topic Started: Oct 25 2010, 09:04 PM (214 Views)
GoChiefs
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Hootie pissed all over his room and ****ed his laptop.

I don't get drunk enough to experience true piss-centric disasters, but I remember the first time I got really drunk, I was shocked at my ability to piss for what seemed like 10 minutes.
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I once got so drunk in Scotland that I pissed in a graveyard. At about 7pm. And then we REALLY started drinking.
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Hmmm ... there are so many ... I don't know where to begin ...

I knew this girl from Dallas who could piss 10 feet through the air in a long, graceful, rainbow-like arc of pee that emanated from her fabulous trove of feminine treasures. She could knock a beer can off a pool chair, too.

Then, there was this one time when I was playing poker in a hotel room in Puerto Rico and, since the bathroom was in use, I went behind the bar and pissed in a soda bottle. A little later, one of the other guys mixed a high-ball using that same, exact soda bottle. I never said a word because I didn't want to get shot and, for some reason, he seemed to enjoy his drink. I must be blessed with tasty pee.

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I wasn't drunk, but one time I was playing Fallout 3 and didn't want to get up to piss.

I had this 40 ounce glass, so I just filled it up.
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