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I'm gonna shoot the damn server in the face.
Topic Started: Oct 18 2010, 02:19 PM (2,925 Views)
DaFace
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Just thought I'd share. It's getting annoying as hell.
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DaFace
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For what it's worth, this maintenance downtime thing is me attempting to make things better. We should be back in a few minutes.
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I wonder if it's all the graphics and .gif'd up stuff and things???

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Oct 18 2010, 03:39 PM
I wonder if it's all the graphics and .gif'd up stuff and things???

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I don't think so, FAX. I think it's probably Mr. patteau and his extremely long posts of never ending size.

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Oct 18 2010, 03:46 PM
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Oct 18 2010, 03:39 PM
I wonder if it's all the graphics and .gif'd up stuff and things???

FAX

I don't think so, FAX. I think it's probably Mr. patteau and his extremely long posts of never ending size.

FAX

You're probably right, FAX. Boy, you sure are smart.

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Oct 18 2010, 03:46 PM
FAX
Oct 18 2010, 03:46 PM
FAX
Oct 18 2010, 03:39 PM
I wonder if it's all the graphics and .gif'd up stuff and things???

FAX

I don't think so, FAX. I think it's probably Mr. patteau and his extremely long posts of never ending size.

FAX

You're probably right, FAX. Boy, you sure are smart.

FAX

Thanks. So are you.

FAX
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Baseball time anyway.
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Kstater
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I'm tired of waiting 5 minutes for a thread to load. Thanks for the attempts DaFace. Give yourself some extra casino cash as a payment.
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FAX
Oct 18 2010, 03:46 PM
FAX
Oct 18 2010, 03:39 PM
I wonder if it's all the graphics and .gif'd up stuff and things???

FAX

I don't think so, FAX. I think it's probably Mr. patteau and his extremely long posts of never ending size.

FAX

I think its the Tea Party's fault.
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Oct 18 2010, 05:52 PM
I'm tired of waiting 5 minutes for a thread to load. Thanks for the attempts DaFace. Give yourself some extra casino cash as a payment.

Theoretically, Kyle's working on some upgrades that should help, but I really don't think it's load related. I've been monitoring the database processes, and it seems like we have a ton of normal queries that are taking a lifetime to run. So, I'm just running a few repair/optimize operations in hopes that it will help.

It can't hurt anyway. I just wish they didn't take so damn long to run. I've been digging around on some forums, and vBulletin just ain't all that good for huge forums. Especially the search feature. It sucks for big boards.
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Oct 18 2010, 05:56 PM
Theoretically, Kyle's working on some upgrades that should help, but I really don't think it's load related. I've been monitoring the database processes, and it seems like we have a ton of normal queries that are taking a lifetime to run. So, I'm just running a few repair/optimize operations in hopes that it will help.

It can't hurt anyway. I just wish they didn't take so damn long to run. I've been digging around on some forums, and vBulletin just ain't all that good for huge forums. Especially the search feature. It sucks for big boards.

I've found that at times trying to multitask a server when updating can cause all kinds of bad shit to happen.

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I kind of like this site better anyway. Maybe I'll just stay here forever.
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When you're online
And life is making you lonely,
You can always go downtime
When you've got worries,
All the typing and the hurry
Seems to help, I know, downtime
Just listen to the music of the traffic on the server
Linger in the lounge, girlie pics are so perverted
How can you lose?
The rep is much brighter there
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares and go
Downtime, things'll be great when you're
Downtime, no finer place for sure,
Downtime, everything's waiting for you
(Downtime)

Downtime (downtime) downtime (downtime)
Downtime (downtime) downtime (downtime)
(repeat and fade out)
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Damnit Carl Peterson
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Reign Man
Oct 18 2010, 06:22 PM
When you're online
And life is making you lonely,
You can always go downtime
When you've got worries,
All the typing and the hurry
Seems to help, I know, downtime
Just listen to the music of the traffic on the server
Linger in the lounge, girlie pics are so perverted
How can you lose?
The rep is much brighter there
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares and go
Downtime, things'll be great when you're
Downtime, no finer place for sure,
Downtime, everything's waiting for you
(Downtime)

Downtime (downtime) downtime (downtime)
Downtime (downtime) downtime (downtime)
(repeat and fade out)

Someone here has way way way toooooooo much time on their hands.
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