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How Right He Is
Topic Started: Apr 24 2010, 11:33 AM (199 Views)
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The Plan!
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Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams........Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'

1) 'The US, UK , CANADA and AUSTRALIA will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are from. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US, UK , CANADA and AUSTRALIA will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.


7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)


8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '

If you agree with the above, forward it to friends...If not, and I would be amazed if you DELETED it!!
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I really don't know where to start...though I guess this is good enough

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp
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PMSL at number 10 - the language we speak is English, yet he can't spell apologise properly :P


Just about sums up xenophobic America TBH... build a wall around it and they can get on with it. Need to put a lid on top though, because despite being the second biggest polluting country they refuse to do anything about it.
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Ah, shame the statement from Williams was false :blink:

I'm reading a book titled 'The trouble with Americans' written by Alexander Campbell in 1971. The words written then are almost exactly the same as it is today.

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When they supposedly first landed men on the Moon it was estimated to cost around 30 billion dollars whilst 38 million people were living in slums
although nowadays they live in Trailer towns instead.

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Saudi Arabia's  representative at the time said of New York as "being a home to gangsters" and "lacking the atmosphere conducive to normal thought and action,
"Manhattan must've been a beautiful Island when the Indians lived here"


Nothing changes....
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If they deny the moon landing happened what else in the book can you really believe?
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Apr 25 2010, 12:31 PM
If they deny the moon landing happened what else in the book can you really believe?

Er, that the guy who wrote it was a Scotsman? :dunno:
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Apr 25 2010, 01:35 PM
Aidy
Apr 25 2010, 12:31 PM
If they deny the moon landing happened what else in the book can you really believe?

Er, that the guy who wrote it was a Scotsman? :dunno:

And we all know they're full of sh1t.
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