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Girls Must Need To Know; :P
Topic Started: Aug 25 2009, 06:07 PM (291 Views)
Louisa
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i found this on the net and thought it was funny!!!:P


How to Give Yourself a Makeover
Got a big date coming up or just want to look beautiful? If you do, this guide shows you every thing you need head to toe.



StepsShower
Before getting into the shower, use a loofah or something of that sort, to loosen the dead skin on your body. When you get in, wash your body, and your hair. Then when you get out dry yourself and put a bathrobe on. Or if you are blessed with privacy you can just air dry.
Face
Splash some warm water on your face, to open up your pores. Than massage a cleanser for your skin onto your face. After rinse off with warm water than splash cold water to close your pores.
You could also apply a facial mask to help get your skin really clean.
Hair
After you wash your hair comb it gently with a wide-tooth comb. Then if you must blow dry your hair. Although air drying your hair is the best method. Style it anyway you like, or go to a salon and ask what they recommend.
Nails
Clean your finger/toe nails with a nail scrubber. Then file and clip them. You can also paint your nails if you like or again you can go to a nail salon for a full manicure and pedicure.
Teeth
Always brush your teeth 2 times a day (Morning/Night) and brush them for 3 minutes! Make sure to floss once a day, perferably at night since then you can get rid of all the food that has been building up. After swish with mouthwash for fresh breath!



TipsUse a nice smelling body lotion to moisturize your skin.
Face masks are good every so often to cleanse pores. If you don't have face mask then use 1/2 a mashed up banana and 2 tbsp of honey. Also beware of the cheap face masks if you have sensitive skin - they can burn and itch causing an unattractive red rash.
Fruits and Vegetables! If you are healthy on the inside, you will glow on the outside.
Scent. If you have a big problem with sweat and normal deodorants don't work, try dry sol or certain-dri. You could also use a nice perfume, but be sure you're not just covering up the odor. Also, use a antibacterial soap such as Dial, this takes away the odor from sweat. Be sure to shower every single day whether you have bad B.O. or not. ( if you have dry skin as it is, DO NOT shower everyday as this will only worsen the situation).
Get really bold, chunky necklaces and bangles. Bangles and long layered necklaces are so hot this season that you will find them anywhere. Flip flops go with practically anything. Jellies are totally coming back in style now too. But get from a place where they will LAST.
You could use smoker's toothpaste even if you aren't a smoker, since it's good at removing stains on teeth.
On that note, don't smoke. If you do smoke, quit. If you don't smoke, keep it that way.
Improve your posture. Stand up straight and tuck in your tummy. It makes you look slimmer and more confident. If you can't suck in your tummy for long, try a girdle. It may take you forever to find one, but it's worth it. However, please remember: being skinny is not the key to happiness. Many people think it is, then ruin their lives(becoming unhappy) to get thin.
Get into a daily routine every night. Shower using a quality shampoo and conditioner that's good for your hair, as well as a loofah and moisturizing body wash. Once out of the shower, moisturize with body lotion. Use a cleanser on your face followed by face moisturizer.
Ask others' opinions on your appearance. Ask someone that is going to be honest about things that would make you more attractive, like a good girl friend or family member other than your mom. Be ready for an honest opinion, and don't get mad if you don't like what you hear.
Don't completely transform yourself from one thing to another, do it gradually and subtly. For instance, instead of walking through school on the first day wearing a mini skirt, high heels, chunky colorful jewelry, huge hoop earrings and a tiny belly shirt, try just doing something like jeans and heels, maybe a few bangles.
Wax your eyebrows, underarms, and wherever else you have cumbersome, unwanted hair. It's best to go to a salon because it's hard to wax areas yourself. If you have dark upper lip hairs, try bleaching them. You can buy a cheap bleaching kit at any drugstore. But if you go into the sun with bleached hair, the sun makes them shiny and they will be noticeable as you walk/move.
If you have over-tweezed your eyebrows, fill them in using an angled brush and a powder the same color as your natural hair color (or one shade lighter).
Use an eyelash curler, followed by clear mascara. Then add a couple layers of black mascara. This will give your eyelashes good length, volume and texture. You will look gorgeous with longer, dark, mysterious, sexy, exciting eyelashes.
Choose colors that go with your complexion, eye color, and hair color. yellow/orange tones=warm, blue/red=cool, or both warm and cool shades or shades in between for neutral. Go Here to find out more.
Many fast-food restaurants offer many healthy choices. If you do choose to eat out, there are salads and other healthy choices on the menu.
Do regular exercise and once you loose some weight don't lose control and go back to old habits.
Be confident in your self and your look.
If you want, use a magazine with looks that you like for some direction.
Don't be afraid to be who you are, don't be another clone from the everyday girls you see on the street, add a few funky accessories here and there - bows, rings, sparkles ect!


ooops its a little longer than i thought but dont forget to have breaks inbetween!!!for a fag or a cuppa!!! :lol:
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Louisa
Aug 25 2009, 06:07 PM
Got a big date coming up or just want to look beautiful?

Make sure to floss once a day, perferably at night since then you can get rid of all the food that has been building up. After swish with mouthwash for fresh breath!

Surely if you're swishing for fresh breath at night you've already had your date and it's been quite successful?

Anyway...good tips there, esp for girls who don't know how to shower or wash their hair. Too bad the advice stopped there and didn't elaborate on your beauty regime *after* the date.


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The guy you're with was probably pretty wasted when he took you home last night and went to bed with Madonna, please don't have him wake up with Godzilla. Always get out of bed first and tidy yourself up a little. Remove that smudged make-up and re-apply if needed.

Being wasted your beau probably didn't mind that your muff looked like a kebab that had been dropped on a barber's floor so avoid flashbacks and groom your lady garden in case he wants a repeat performance when he wakes. After all….he probably wants to wait til after brushing his teeth to floss them.

After you've showered and cleaned yourself if the man is still asleep it wouldn't kill you to do some dishes and tidy up a little. If you're particularly grateful for getting your cupboards dusted then ironing his shirts would be the right thing to do.

If you didn't properly prepare and don't have the number of a local taxi firm make sure you get the number of a local one at the soonest opportunity. If he doesn't want a repeat of last night's groin gymnastics he'll probably want you to **** off sharpish.
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Aidy
Aug 25 2009, 06:57 PM
Louisa
Aug 25 2009, 06:07 PM
Got a big date coming up or just want to look beautiful?

Make sure to floss once a day, perferably at night since then you can get rid of all the food that has been building up. After swish with mouthwash for fresh breath!

Surely if you're swishing for fresh breath at night you've already had your date and it's been quite successful?

Anyway...good tips there, esp for girls who don't know how to shower or wash their hair. Too bad the advice stopped there and didn't elaborate on your beauty regime *after* the date.


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The guy you're with was probably pretty wasted when he took you home last night and went to bed with Madonna, please don't have him wake up with Godzilla. Always get out of bed first and tidy yourself up a little. Remove that smudged make-up and re-apply if needed.

Being wasted your beau probably didn't mind that your muff looked like a kebab that had been dropped on a barber's floor so avoid flashbacks and groom your lady garden in case he wants a repeat performance when he wakes. After all….he probably wants to wait til after brushing his teeth to floss them.

After you've showered and cleaned yourself if the man is still asleep it wouldn't kill you to do some dishes and tidy up a little. If you're particularly grateful for getting your cupboards dusted then ironing his shirts would be the right thing to do.

If you didn't properly prepare and don't have the number of a local taxi firm make sure you get the number of a local one at the soonest opportunity. If he doesn't want a repeat of last night's groin gymnastics he'll probably want you to **** off sharpish.

:lol: Aidy's back.
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And if there are any single ladies out there I'm available for courting.

Likes: Meals out or nights in with a bottle and a movie, animals, long walks on the beach and talking about my feelings.

Dislikes: Women who are scared to commit.

PM me if you're interested.
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Aug 25 2009, 07:27 PM
PM me if you're interested.

Only if you have ***ing massive tits though.
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LMAO :rofl:
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:rofl: lol the joke is soooooo wasted on you!!!! :D
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Umm excuse me Aidy but this is a 'wags boutique' topic not a dating site :assbeat:

You want a date there is many sites out there you can join :unsure:

Oh one other site I forgot.........'Farce'book :rofl:
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Aug 26 2009, 09:53 PM
You want a date there is many sites out there you can join :unsure:

Hey thanks for the advice, I think I'll try that. The girls I chat up always turn out to be lesbians.
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