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Weird Things People Nick; funny
Topic Started: Apr 9 2009, 05:12 PM (437 Views)
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i bought a bottle of milk into work and come the end of the day i go to get it out of the fridge to find that someone has taken it!!not to pleased as it was nearly full and organic but hay ho its milk but why???i know cost of living has gone up but really they cant afford milk!!!
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My work mate used 90% of my brand new pint the other day... it had to be him as we were the only two people in the office and he'd had a big bowl of cereal.... when I asked him he said oh don't worry just use one fo the other bottles... I didn't as I am as honest as they come but it just goes to show you what attitudes to possesion some people have.

The same bloke came in the other day and said to another work collegue "Oh help yourself to sweetners" (sarcy like) insinuating they were his and they actually belonged to the guy who was using them and my work mate had just taken them and been using them like they were his!!

More front than Bournemouth beach! :lol:
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I stole my Dads Kit Kat the other day :ph43r:
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Sad...... :no:

Ive had a few of my baseball caps rushed :angry: oh and I had to replace my dust caps about 5 times as some loser (s) helped themselves <_< :rolleyes:
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theinfamous
Apr 9 2009, 05:10 PM
Sad...... :no:

Ive had a few of my baseball caps rushed :angry: oh and I had to replace my dust caps about 5 times as some loser (s) helped themselves <_< :rolleyes:

Shiney metal dustcaps by any chance?
Normally it's kids nicking them for their bikes little shits.

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Apr 9 2009, 06:21 PM
theinfamous
Apr 9 2009, 05:10 PM
Sad...... :no:

Ive had a few of my baseball caps rushed  :angry:  oh and I had to replace my dust caps about 5 times as some loser (s) helped themselves  <_<  :rolleyes:



Shiney metal dustcaps by any chance?
Normally it's kids nicking them for their bikes little shits.



Yep......... :assbeat:
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I used to shop lift when i was 15-16 with my mates. the things we nicked like makeup , condoms!! they dared me and i walked out shop and alarm went off ..i ran into Miss Selfridge into the changing room and emptied the condoms stuffed them in my bag and left packaging lol i crapped my self tho as the alarm went off

Nicked clothes aswell when i was younger

It is bad as then i got a job in retail when i was 16 and i was looking for shop lifters! i caught one! lol

I have nicked food from my housemates when i was a student

Thats about it really

I wouldnt nick anything now, i pay for everything!
tho sometimes when im in Primark there are empty hangers and tags in the fitting rooms and i know someone has nicked items...

it's too easy tho to be honest,

people would hide items in pockets of jeans or coats...hang items underneath other items... i found this out working in retail i used to shake the items and seperate them when counting how many a person. one time 5 items fell from the items this girl had and i said 'oh so are you taking these in as well then' she was well ebarassed

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Apr 9 2009, 04:34 PM
My work mate used 90% of my brand new pint the other day... it had to be him as we were the only two people in the office and he'd had a big bowl of cereal.... when I asked him he said oh don't worry just use one fo the other bottles... I didn't as I am as honest as they come but it just goes to show you what attitudes to possesion some people have.

The same bloke came in the other day and said to another work collegue "Oh help yourself to sweetners" (sarcy like) insinuating they were his and they actually belonged to the guy who was using them and my work mate had just taken them and been using them like they were his!!

More front than Bournemouth beach! :lol:

take some more milk to work, put some man wee in it. after he has had some show him the vid on your mobile of you doing it. he will not take it with out asking any more ;) :ph43r: :ph43r: :ph43r:
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Apr 9 2009, 06:30 PM
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Apr 9 2009, 04:34 PM
My work mate used 90% of my brand new pint the other day... it had to be him as we were the only two people in the office and he'd had a big bowl of cereal.... when I asked him he said oh don't worry just use one fo the other bottles... I didn't as I am as honest as they come but it just goes to show you what attitudes to possesion some people have.

The same bloke came in the other day and said to another work collegue "Oh help yourself to sweetners" (sarcy like) insinuating they were his and they actually belonged to the guy who was using them and my work mate had just taken them and been using them like they were his!!

More front than Bournemouth beach! :lol:

take some more milk to work, put some man wee in it. after he has had some show him the vid on your mobile of you doing it. he will not take it with out asking any more ;) :ph43r: :ph43r: :ph43r:

:lol: :rofl: might not be ethical or legal but bloody funny!!
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I work in retail at the mo and people nick all the time, Security do catch them sometimes but not always.

Theres been a few fights and shuffles in the store when they get caught.

Girls are definetly the worse and they are normally the girls you would least expect ....CHEAP SKATES. :angry:
I do love their faces when they get caught and the security walk them back through the store they are humilliated , serves them right :rock:
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Apr 9 2009, 07:30 PM
rob99
Apr 9 2009, 04:34 PM
My work mate used 90% of my brand new pint the other day... it had to be him as we were the only two people in the office and he'd had a big bowl of cereal.... when I asked him he said oh don't worry just use one fo the other bottles... I didn't as I am as honest as they come but it just goes to show you what attitudes to possesion some people have.

The same bloke came in the other day and said to another work collegue "Oh help yourself to sweetners" (sarcy like) insinuating they were his and they actually belonged to the guy who was using them and my work mate had just taken them and been using them like they were his!!

More front than Bournemouth beach! :lol:

take some more milk to work, put some man wee in it. after he has had some show him the vid on your mobile of you doing it. he will not take it with out asking any more ;) :ph43r: :ph43r: :ph43r:

Funny you should say that john....

Years back I was working on a site up near Coventry and we had to share a tea hut with the night security... anyhoo I thought my jar of pickled onions was going down over night so I took the remaining 1/4 jar into the loo and topped it up with a bit of wee... then made a small mark on the lable indicating the 'water' level... how I chuckled to myself over the next few days as I watched the level dropping bit by bit. :lol:
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Well was living and working in Berkshire I had the same car stolen twice within 18 Months. Recovered both times. Upon acquiring back from the repairers 2nd time upon returning to MY house, it had been burgled. AT this point I'd had enough and started looking for a job back in Dorset. :angry:

Had a friend saying why so worried your insured...I wasn't impressed... :assbeat:

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Apr 10 2009, 07:59 AM
I work in retail at the mo and people nick all the time, Security do catch them sometimes but not always.

Theres been a few fights and shuffles in the store when they get caught.

Girls are definetly the worse and they are normally the girls you would least expect ....CHEAP SKATES. :angry:
I do love their faces when they get caught and the security walk them back through the store they are humilliated , serves them right :rock:

HAHA me=cheapskate!!

We had gypsies, chavs you name it every one stole stuff. even a guy with a big bag stole a whole rack of thongs!!!
We had a family of gypsies 5 women with prams and lots of little kids running around knocking clothes off rails basically distracting the staff. they did steal stuff put it in their prams hidden away. I didnt dare do anything as one time a little boy he was about 9 came up to me and another staff member and said i will stab you if you hurt my mummy. little fudgeer!
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Slightly off topic from weird things being nicked but htis made me chuckle :lol:

http://www.vxronline.co.uk/forum/showthrea...ted+car+jacking
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Don't get me started, we leave the odd thing on the back of the truck sometimes by mistake, more often than not they go missing.

We had a knackered old fuel can which was covered in oil and sawdust, that went :rolleyes: , we had the bungie cords stolen off the side, the list is massive.

I have had valve caps go missing, including the black ones you get free at the tyre fitters :rolleyes:

My dad left his car open one night, he was hiding beer from my mum (funny I know) in the boot, they left everything else but took his beer :lol:
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Bexx :huh: :o :blink:

I once stole a Kinder Egg when I was about 8 lol

My mates car got nicked once, they stole all the tools in the car, and even his tobacco!

With regards to retail shoplifting, anyone seen 'The Real Hustle'? They tell you loads of ways to nick stuff! Like when you buy something, leave the shop, return to the shop empty handed but with the reciept, take another of the same item back to the till and get your money back!

In West Howe Shell garage, I saw some chav walk out with food without paying, whilst waving it at the angry shop keeper through the window :angry:
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