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Topic Started: Dec 22 2006, 03:21 PM (133 Views)
hellraiser
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Well it's Xmas so here's a merry Xmas timewaster. We all see examples of cr*p driving which really winds us up so why not invent a few offences of our own? Here are a few to get you started. Merry Crimble

CD33 Cutting in like a complete arse
DR65 In charge of a vehicle while wearing a hat, glasses, braces and a pipe
DD42 Changing lanes in an offensive car
DD22 Driving under the influence of 2Fast 2Furious
DD99 Driving or attempting to drive while stupid
CU60 Indicators not operative (automatically issued to all BMW drivers)
CD80 Crashing without due care and attention
CU45 Using a vehicle with offensive spoiler
MS80 Refusing to get out of the middle lane
SB30 Exceeding the bling limit in a built-up area during the hours of darkness
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CU45 Using a vehicle with offensive spoiler


Saw a standard vauxhall vectra with a foot high ally twin blade job the other day. if i hadn't been on foot i'd have followed and pointed him in the direction of an old forum i used to be a member of, then logged in and watched the ribbing he'd have got.

SOB31 - Driving in the middle lane when there are only two to choose from
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rob99
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NF05 - Driving without fingers to enable the use of indicators.
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rob99
Dec 22 2006, 04:36 PM
NF05 - Driving without fingers to enable the use of indicators.

BMW drivers would be screwed then
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