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| Helbovie | November 10 2008, 01:41 AM |
 
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I never see conan anymore
 he was one of the peopel to teach me to cw.
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"Male. I dumped a girl for saying my penis looks like E.T.'s finger and saying "ouch" in the E.T. voice. I'm Mexican, so my penis is a tanned color and the head is naturally quite red. I wasn't amused by her sense of humor." ____________________________________________ "Male. I have never told anybody this: I think I might be the first person EVER to give HIMSELF a "blumpkin". I have a very big penis and, when I was 16, I discovered that I could suck myself off. About a year ago, I decided to suck myself off while I was taking a shit. I'm pretty sure I may be the first person ever to do this." __________________________________________________ "Female (21) I just found out that my boyfriend is a female-to-male (F2M) transsexual and I have never in my life been more turned on. While we're at it, he is a fantasy cannibal and I cum to the thought of literally being eaten alive by him. | |
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