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| Zelderex | Feb 18 2009, 09:05 PM Post #1 |
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Ok, I have never seen or read twilight, but I've heard about it from the ravenous mobs of fangirls. Apparently it has some 300 year old vampire in love with a teenager. To be honest, it sounds like a pedophile. If anyone else has anything regarding the weird ass shit of twilight, post below. |
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| ELT | Feb 18 2009, 09:15 PM Post #2 |
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Actually the vampire is about 1000yrs. old (ZOMG pedophile!!!) and anyways i read the book because i i just felt like it...it turns out i liked the series....mainly because i'm a book addict; the books are ok not that good or terrible just ok...they entretain and stuff .....oh and the vampires sparkle (wtf!?)
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| Immortal Beloved | Feb 19 2009, 12:41 AM Post #3 |
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Actually, you're both wrong. The vampire in question, Edward, was turned in 1918, and so he's less than 100 when the books take place. The girl he's in love with is 17... And just a comment... =P You mentioned it being weird for the vamp to love the teen... But Twilight isn't the first to have a much older vampire fall for a much younger human. Though the ages are SLIGHTLY different, many typical vampire novels have some sort of love story between a human [most often an older teen or someone in their twenties] and a vampire. And usually that vampire's at least 100 or more years old. Just a thought. ![]() Though I will admit the sparkling of the vampires does turn me off a bit, lol. They don't have fangs either, in the books.... just razor sharp teeth. And they've got venom... not blood, in their veins. And that venom is what turns a human into a vampire. Now, I can see the venom turning a human, but... in their veins? WTF? Oh... and don't get me started on book four. Where a BLATANT mary sue is introduced. Her name is Renesmee. And she's half human, half vampire. How this works, when he's got venom in his veins and supposedly can't conceive is beyond me. And for that matter--the author's excuse of... certain functions being the same, just the venom used there can impregnate a female? Was she high or something when she came up with that??? *snort* Yes, I read them. Yes, I like them. Yes, I could be considered a fanboy. And YES, I am aware of [and poke fun at] the problems in the series. Edited by Immortal Beloved, Feb 19 2009, 12:43 AM.
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| Revan46 | Feb 19 2009, 01:00 AM Post #4 |
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Shh...don't wake the baby. CRAP IT'S AWAKE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
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Err...Edward is only 90 years old...so ya still pedophile, but not old. Only the Volturi are really old. |
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| Guillford | Feb 19 2009, 07:50 AM Post #5 |
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WTF book did you read? Because me and Immortal read a entirely different one. >_> |
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| ELT | Feb 19 2009, 08:17 AM Post #6 |
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lol i got confused w/ Edward's age thats all (i added an extra zero epic fail xD)......and sparkling vampires is still weird |
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| Guillford | Feb 19 2009, 10:06 AM Post #7 |
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In my opinon its a better reprentation. Vampires hate the light because they are so powerful but the glimmering is a reminder. Yes your all powerful but go out in the light and everyone will feaar you. And most people kill what they fear or don't understand. |
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| Zelderex | Feb 19 2009, 04:11 PM Post #8 |
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Well, case and point, a 100 year old+17 year old, means pedophile. And the motherfucker (Or should I say child raper?) sparkles. that just screams gay pedophile |
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| ELT | Feb 19 2009, 05:54 PM Post #9 |
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LOL well yeah the whole thing is kindda funny after you're done w/ it....and well it is a romantic novel after all so it would tend to be kinnda corny and stupid cuz in the end "love must rule all" and stuff...but i guess you shouldnt say the "gay pedopile" part in front of hardcore-rabid fans of the book....o heard that the act violently....i even heard that they have stabbed ppl for stating that they dont like the book ar that it is just ok(i am NOT kidding)
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| Zelderex | Feb 19 2009, 06:25 PM Post #10 |
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Yeah, I know. This one person said that twilight sucks and had to go to the hospital. Raving fangirls nearly Clawed her eyes out! They got infected too. Well, at least I'm safe here in Canada ( Not really, but who knows where I'm actually at?) |
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| Corynder | Feb 19 2009, 06:31 PM Post #11 |
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Arti'ws m? a? xrusope'dillos A?u'ws.
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lmao, he's the worst pedo I've heard about. Apparently all through book three he refused to have sex with her, even though she kept trying, and when it finally happened... (they had to get married first!) he CRIED because he hurt her and went all 'I hate myself >:/ Why didn't you tell me it hurt? I didn't know it hurts a virgin!' lmao |
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| ELT | Feb 19 2009, 07:08 PM Post #12 |
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LOL yeah i laughed at that part when i read it...but anyway ppl all in all the books are not really that bad...they are endurable at least lol...it is the dumbass violent fangirls that really piss me off
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| Zelderex | Feb 19 2009, 08:10 PM Post #13 |
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Yeah... It's still more worth your time to read some 40k black library. OR if vampires are a must, Warhammer. |
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| Revan46 | Feb 19 2009, 11:32 PM Post #14 |
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Shh...don't wake the baby. CRAP IT'S AWAKE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
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Canadian here too Zeldy |
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