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[The King of Fap] Kaiden Hoshikage; Tokubetsu Jonin/The Land of Earth
Topic Started: Feb 17 2009, 04:10 PM (48 Views)
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General Information
Name: Kaiden Hoshikage
Alias: “Lazy Bastard” “Insane”
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Country of Origin and Village: Tsuchi no Kuni/The Village Hidden in the Rocks
Current Residence: The Acropolis of Stone
History: Isolation had been key in raising the young and irresponsible Kaiden; for if they hadn’t, everything that they knew would have been either destroyed, pawned for money, or violently thrown at random, un-expecting strangers who would later charge his family the medical bills. As expected, this turned him into a rather hateful teenager who took everything for granted; now wanting even more to throw some random object, or person, at some poor fellow, who had never interacted with his family once in their lives, charging them with a lengthy, not to mention expensive, hospital bill. But then again, this had been Kaiden, anything could have been expected; even if that particular thing was completely outrageous and absurd.
Kaiden’s parent’s, who had secretly been cheating on each other with each other’s most respected posse members, had been known for running the local rip-off Ramen Shack, earning the merit of “Greedy Bastards of The Year” for over nineteen straight years, until they finally decided that it wasn’t worth anything more than a few nasty looks, a couple of dead animals of the assorted race and gender thrown into the disgusting compound that they had humbly called their place of business, and some insidious little punks who thought it would have been fun to degrade the overall lousiness of the restaurant by destroying anything that wasn’t screwed to the floor, steeling their chairs, and/or wasting/steeling their food to feed their starving/pathetic families who couldn’t afford the food themselves. Their food hadn’t been discrepantly noted for being anything more than the average hogwash that other various rip-off ramen restaurants had already shoved down so many people’s disgusting food disposer’s-A.K.A the mouth. Even Kaiden had feared his parent’s cooking, which remained an underlying factor in the kid’s isolation; he shared this fear with everyone else who had never eaten ramen, which was obviously a lie because most people who had never eaten ramen were either vegetarians, carnivorous, or dead.
Life at the academy hadn’t been a success for Kaiden, as expected by most of the teaches and various faculty members, who saw him as a nuisance, a pushover, and a feeble little bastard who had too much of a sinister outlook on life; of course they had no idea that he had been in isolation for most of his early existence. Most of the time there he was doing one of the following: jacking off, yelling at the various staff for commenting on his “nihilistic” outlook on life, or trying to lure some poor women into the smelly, grease ridden cave that he had called his home; none of which were ever in his favor. His classes were less than average, his behavior had been sub-par, and every report sent home regarded his need for money to pay some poor shmuck’s hospital bills, or pay the teachers for stole/destroyed property that he claimed were “needed as a sacrament for the unhappy gods”; of course that had been his excuse every time it happened, and it only worked a quarter of the time. Overall, his life at school had worsened over time; in the end, he was labeled as “Worst Participant in the History of the Academy” demerit and “Least Likely to Succeed” prize.
His affinity for plausible work had been trifling, and he found himself working the streets as a little-league mercenary who helped old women flower the plants and find lost dogs and cats. Rarely had any big important job ended up on or near his desk. And when they did, the outcome of them becoming actually assignments was less and less. Being a shinobi had only met some of his expectations; sometimes he felt that it would have been better if he were to just jump off some high cliff and fall into the ocean head first; meaning that he had been suicidal and was in need of therapy; which was partially why he had never been given any plausible work. He never doubted that he was insane, and even agreed with people who openly called him insane.
Without any doubt in his mind, Kaiden Hoshikage might be one of the world’s least lovable shinobi. He is lazy, impudent, cynical, insane, and downright awful to be around. His work is either sloppy or unfinished, and his tentative way of doing things are unreasonable and childish. Currently his is working for the Land of Earth as a special employee-meaning that he isn’t on the payroll but still is handed big, sweaty wads money every now and then-for the Daimyo.
Rank: Tokubetsu Jonin
Faction: Land of Earth
Team: Special Employee of the Daimyo
Chakra Affinity/Specialty: Earth


Characteristics
Visual Appearance:
Physical Appearance: Kaiden has an average build, average mud-brown hair color, and average blue-hazel eyes. Though he maintains a small scar on his right shoulder that rarely see’s any discernable attention, Kaiden appears to be your average shinobi if not lesser.
Clothing and Armor: Kaiden dawns the average garb seen on an earth shinobi, or a member of the Daimyo’s staff as a matter of fact.
Personality: Without any doubt in his mind, Kaiden Hoshikage might be one of the world’s least lovable shinobi. He is lazy, impudent, cynical, insane, and downright awful to be around. His work is either sloppy or unfinished, and his tentative way of doing things are unreasonable and childish.


Weapons

Weapon Name:
Weapon Description: A small wood colored nodachi.
Photo of Weapon (Optional): Posted Image
Range: 0-5 short
Special Abilities (If Any): None, unless you count vertical and horizontal slashes, lunges, and other assorted sword movements special.



Jutsus


Body Replacement Technique
Rank: E
Element: None
Range: Midrange
Type: Supplementary
Effect:
This jutsu lets the user quickly switch places with another nearby object, such as a plant (normally a section of a log), an animal, or even another person within reach, leaving the opponent open to a counter-attack. Explosive tags can be attached to the replacement for an added surprise. Fundamentally, all ninja know this technique.

Clone Technique
Rank: E
Element: None
Range: Midrange
Type: Supplementary
Effect:
This technique creates intangible clones of the user. The clones are simply illusions and will dissipate when they come into contact with something. The illusions can be seen through by the Byakugan and the Sharingan. A person with normal eyes can also distinguish the clones from the original, since the clones will not disrupt the area around themselves with their movement (won't kick up dust, crush grass, etc.).

Transformation Technique
Rank: E
Element: None
Range: Midrange
Type: Supplementary
Effect:
This jutsu allows the user to assume the appearance of another person, animal, or object. This is one of the basic jutsu taught at Ninja Academies. Fundamentally, all ninja know this jutsu. The transformation jutsu is considered to be among the more difficult E-ranked techniques, since it requires constant emission of chakra while mentally maintaining the form. On top of that, the user would be, most likely, interacting with the environment. This puts much mental strain on ninja.

Body Flicker Technique
Rank: D
Element: None
Range: Midrange
Type: Supplementary
Effect:
This jutsu is a high-speed movement technique, allowing a ninja to move short-long distances at an almost untraceable speed. To an observer, it appears as if the user has teleported. A puff of smoke is occasionally used to disguise the user's movements. It is accomplished by using chakra to temporarily boost the user's reflexes. The amount of chakra required depends on the overall distance between the user and their intended destination.

Earth Release: Burial Technique
Rank: C
Element: Earth
Range: Short
Type: Defensive
Effect: The jutsu is a defensive earth based technique, burying the user in about three-four feet of dirt and gravel. It isn’t noteworthy, but it helps keep Kaiden’s stupid ass down when stuck in any intense situation

Earth Release: Earth Explosion Technique
Rank: C
Element: Earth
Range: Midrange
Type: Defensive
Effect: Basically a play on the burial technique, this technique creates an explosion from beneath the ground. Using applied pressure to the ground and using slight amounts of chakra, the earth explodes and creates shockwaves that affect anything close or midrange from the starting point.

Earth Summoning: Sleeping Giant of Carpathian
Rank: A
Element: Earth
Range: Long
Type: Offensive
Effect: A summoning technique, this technique brings back the mythical beast that the ancient people of Carpathian strived to seal. The beast is a brainless oaf that appears to be an ogre of some sort, or maybe some form of ape. The giant wields a massive spear and shield, and appears to be a competent opponent and such.


Edited by The King of Fap, Feb 17 2009, 04:25 PM.
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Negro please.

Shouldn't his faction be The Land of Earth then? His Team would be "Special Employee of the Daimyo".

Who're the Earth Kages and Daimyo again anyway? Not you, right?
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Feb 17 2009, 04:21 PM
Shouldn't his faction be The Land of Earth then? His Team would be "Special Employee of the Daimyo".

Who're the Earth Kages and Daimyo again anyway? Not you, right?
Obviously I'm not. :D

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Negro please.

Who're they though, I'm just curious, do you know as you're making a special employee to them?
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Negro please.

Approved.
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