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Planet Galgamek![]() Class M, Biozone Planet Facts: A large rocky planet with many mountains and canyons and very little naturally appearing water, though there are small lakes and rivers. These however are contaminated by Aeon discharges, Aeon being the strange element that aids in the powering of fold-capable engines. Galgamek's inner core is supposed to be liquid and nearly 70% Aeon, the element constantly erupting through gas vents and volcanic activity onto the surface. Aeon also has the strange effect of putting the Galgamekian body into a physical state of what humans would consider orgasm (though it also shortens Galgamekian lifespans on each use) because of this it is quite valuable to the Galgamekians and they horde it rather than trade or use it for the space travel it's best at. Inhaling it is assumed to cause intense pleasure and light-headedness at the cost of a major amount of brain cells. It is advised that any visitors to the planet wear space helmets, gas masks, or some kind of head gear when going underground. The planet's condition seems constantly tenuous because of the massive Aeon eruptions and venting consistently going on, some Aeon gaseous streams even large enough to be seen from space when approaching the planet. There are estimated to be around 200 million Galgamekians and 60 million Smartlings, though the underground cities don't reveal much. The planet's surface is littered with massive asteroid craters, some of them becoming large murky and dangerous lakes with unknown creatures inside them deemed only as "Stupid Scary Faggots" by the Galgamekian language. The inside of the planet is generally full of massive hollowed out caverns filled with Galgamekian cities and artificial light powered by Smartling work factories. The general climate is tolerable, with rather intensely hot days and freezing night temperatures. However where the Galgamekians live beneath the surface of the planet, the climate is generally far more moderate and easier to live in. Number of Moons: None Name of Moons: None World Map: ![]() Number of Continents: One City Names: Royal City of Lord Galgacron X- The capital city of Planet Galgamek There are rumored to be many other smaller cities underground as well, as well as a surface village of escaped Smartlings. Planet Capital: Galgacron III Planet’s Indigenous Race(s): The Galgamekians The Smartlings Race Description: Galgamekians- Galgamekians are the ruling class of the planet and the top species, their appearances pretty distinct with their green slimy skin, terrible smell, tendency to let out massive flatulence, and complete lack of lower limbs. They have the inherent natural ability to simply float using the power of their own minds, but any amazing traits end there. Overall they are intensely stupid, temperamental, and crude. Some scientists attribute this to the cave fume "Aeon" that fills most Galgamekian cities underground, but most people figure that the Galgamekians have always been intensely unimpressive. ![]() Smartlings- A highly advanced species of beings that used to inhabit this planet before the Galgamekians invaded and colonized it. They later became integrated into Galgamekian society as living tables, toilets, slaves, and all around servants. They helped create most of the advanced technology the Galgamekians use and are a highly intelligent species, though they have little to none rights on Planet Galgamek. Lord Galgacron X has an intense fear of them as well, especially because they originally raised the point that moving underground could be potentially dangerous. For this they were rewarded with mass castration and visits to "Lord Galgacron's Happy Lava Melting Pit of Ultimate Death". Obviously "Smartlings" is the name given to them by the Galgamekians themselves. They resemble the former Earth equivalent of "Monkeys" though they require spectacles on account of their naturally poor eyesight, and some human scientists believe that Smartlings are actually highly evolved descendants of the monkeys that old Soviet and American space missions sent into space during the 20th Century. ![]() Race History: The early Galgamekians supposedly settled this planet thousands of years ago after destroying and enslaving the native species that inhabited it deemed as "Smartlings" in the Galgamekian language. However, because of a nearby asteroid belt, the planet was frequently smacked with space debris, sending Lord Galgacron into intense fear. He ordered all Galgamekians underground, where they promptly began building defenses and cities, ignoring any Smartling warnings concerning the consequences of breathing in the underground fume known as "Aeon". Language: While it may only seem to be a variety of grunts and flatuelent noises, the actual translation that our Earth translators pick up are even less advanced. One transcript of an address given by Lord Galgacron X to his subjects was translated as such: LISTEN YOU FAGGOTS I'M TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT LET'S CLEAN UP OUR GALGAFECES BECAUSE IT'S REALLY HARD TO EAT PIZZA WHEN I HAVE TO DIG THROUGH POOP OKAY? GODDAMN FAGGOTS *SOUND OF LOUD APPLAUSE* Generally the Galgamekians tend to use the term "Faggot" a lot, though it is unknown if this really means anything since the Galgamekian species asexually reproduces. As for Smartling language, it generally sounds like multiple "oops" and "acks" however our translations show that it is intensely advanced and highly intelligent. Government: It seems to be an intensely authoritarian government and society run with an iron fist by the various ancestors of the first Lord Galgacron, which he asexually reproduces. Though the government's general incompetence lends unintentional freedoms to the citizens. The current leader is Lord Galgacron X, a particularly stupid descendant. Government Leaders, Positions: Lord Galgacron X- The petulant, "pasta" loving and intensely violent leader of Planet Galgamek. ![]() Smartling I- Supposedly the oldest enslaved Smartling, he is the personal slave and supposedly even adviser of Lord Galgacron X. ![]() Religion(s): Happy Gas Religion Description: Mostly unknown, though they seem to worship the "Happy Gas", which is assumed to be the dangerous cave fume that is all over the underground reaches of Planet Galgamek, deemed as Aeon by human scientists. Religious Leaders, Positions: None Trades and Industries: Trade hardly exists between Planet Galgamek and other planets since Galgamekians generally fear outsiders and their natural instinct is to "totally beat the shit out of those faggots". Technological Class: Advanced – Open to the Galactic community, Plenty of Fold-Capable Ships The Galgamekians generally depend on their secure positions underground and Smartling technology when it comes to defense. However it is known that they can be very dangerous in battle and are an advanced society. Smartling technology can create equivalents levels to almost all the other major technologies, holograms, subspace travel, replicators, and more. However this doesn't necessarily mean the Galgamekians use this technology very well. |
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