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12th Division Labs
Topic Started: Jan 29 2009, 09:08 AM (67 Views)
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Deep within the 12th Division Headquarters are several laboratories and stations that all serve a different purpose. 12th Lieutenant Tsukino stood in the center of the station that constantly monitored the real world. Such a boring place it had become. Many of the lieutenant's historical records showed times when catastrophe and complete oblivion could happen at any moment in the real world.

Now...a hollow or two was just out of this world excitement!
But, Gin didn't complain. Those were the times of Aizen; Well before he became a shinigami.

The freakishly tall and thin lieutenant leaned over behind a female scientist looking at a monitor.

"All's well in here?" He asked, adjusting his spectacles.

"Yes, sir." The female replied sharply. "If I may ask, where has the Captain been?"

Lieutenant Tsukino moved away from the girl, simply replying "It's none of your concern. I think I may be heading out soon, keep on the lookout guys and gals!"
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Negro please.

Suddenly as Gin began to make his way away from the girl, an annoyance fluttered towards him and floated in front of his face. Specifically a Hell Butterfly.
Issuing from the butterfly was Captain Kaizō Konpaku's voice, sounding more erratic than usual, likely drunk. In the background, drunken laughter could be heard.

"Heeyyyyyyyy, Lieutenant Tsukino...I got orders for ya, tryin' ta get the name of our proud division out there...get some interest in our...various projects like Hypervagina, an' Boob Blaster, an'...well you know 'em. I spoke to Captain Kogashi of 9th Division early...sure ya know him, his division heads the Seireitei newspaper...he agreed to run an article about one of our projects, it'd get us good press and maybe more budget fundin'...Specifically, Project Semen Seaman, he actually liked the sound of it...Project Semen Seamen was a complete success, I actually just tested it out in Byakuya's fish pond! It's a research project I created and personally led to ensure that Shinigami that find themselves majorly wounded and/or weaponless on their own can still pull things out of their sleeves...ya see, the nanomachines injected into a subjects biological system can mutate their seminal fluids and live sperm cells so that when they're ejaculated they actually congregate into a solid sentient beast programmed to destroy all non-Shinigami enemies around it. I'm sure ya know all about it already tho', the data's in the archives. Just, uh, go meet the Captain in 9th Division and let him interview ya for the article. Represent our proud Division well, Skinny Ginny!"

That was the extent of the message issued from the Hell Butterfly, Kon being unable to resist his quite irritating nickname for his Lieutenant at the very end.
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Tsukino swatted at the butterfly as soon as the message was given, causing it to quickly flutter away. It was almost more of a natural reflex to do so after hearing his captain's famous 'Skinny Ginny' quip.

Externally, Gin kept his composure very well. Internally however, he was ripping himself apart.
The lieutenant walked down the rather confusing corridors of the 12th Division complex. Judging by his exterior, no one could imagine the thoughts going through his head at the time. That was something he became rather adept at over the years. Outbursts were reserved for his captain, not in front of subordinates, oddly.

Why, why, why, oh why must I have become a shinigami in this day and age. I can't even blame my idiot Captain for only making personally appealing devices because there's too much goddamn peace. It's sickening. When will something fucking happen? When will we truly matter again? Will it ever happen in this life?

The lieutenant cut his thoughts short as soon as he stepped outside. He had to do what he was told for now, and try to find his captain later, conscious or not. Gin quickly checked to see he had picked up what he needed to on his way out. The detailed analysis of the 'experiments' he was to present soon. After assuring it was there, the 12th squad lieutenant was up and away to the 9th division.
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Lieutenant Tsukino soon returned to the 12th Division with a face that was impossible to read. Was he angry about something? Worried about something? Depressed? Stressed? It would turn out to be none of those....

"Lieutenant, how did it go?" One of the scientists on break asked the thin lieutenant as he was walking along.

"Alright...I don't know where the Captain is though. The bastard doesn't even tell his lieutenant what's going on. Not that this is a complaint, mind you. While he's gone, I'm in charge."

"Well, uh, aren't you at least a little concerned? I mean, like you said he kinda disappeared...." The short shinigami replied, not looking his lieutenant in the eye.

"Last I heard from him, he was out drinking and with some whores, the usual routine. It wouldn't surprise me if he's just sleeping somewhere right now. And even if that's not the case, he's a captain of the Gotei 13. I'm not his mom for fuck's sake.... For now, I'll just stick around and if any one needs me, they'll know I'm in my office."
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Negro please.

A Hell Butterfly appeared summarily and landed on Tsukino's shoulder as he spoke, delivering an audio recording from

"Yo, what's up Skinny Ginny, I was off flirting with actually pretty and interesting Lieutenants, and then I got called away on a mission. A private one with Rukia, no need for you to butt in, but I'll be buttin' in her butt, if you get the butt of my butt pun. :swoon: I figure I'm gonna be taking a shit in Hueco Mundo or somethin', god knows what the Captain-Commander wants.
By the way, I modified this butterfly to explode in a shower of my semen approximately ten seconds after this message is over. I'm thinking of naming it Project Cummerfly or Project Flying Facial, what do you think? 12, 11..."
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Gin tried to keep his voice and visible frustration as low as possible.

"I'll give you a fuckin' interesting.... oh wait, shit, the cum..." He suddenly reminded himself as he heard the countdown reach "7"

He quickly ran out the door, and threw the butterfly toward the scientist he was just speaking with, fly over to him a little, land on his shoulder....

"What the fuck?!??!?!" The 12th lieutenant could hear as he closed the door.

"Whatever you did out there, clean it up, the hell's wrong with you?" He yelled from behind the safety of his office door.
"He'll be out of my hair for a while at least...." The tall shinigami said with s sigh as he messaged his temples. He had to admit though, this job always kept him oddly amused....
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