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6 th division; Sakura trees and a pond with goldenfish
Topic Started: Jan 25 2009, 10:11 AM (1,289 Views)
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Crazyness must stop sometimes...sometimes being eternity, Perv Clan's crazyness is immortal O.o

Byakuya was tasting his tea resting besides the window and looking over the sakura petals carried away by the wind. With a mesmerized look he returned towards the desk and sighed relieved since his reports were all done. The smell of jasmin from Hisana's altar made his eyes fall in the floor a bit nostalgic.

" Hisana....I still do not find a reason for your leaving...."
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Negro please.

Captain Kaizō Konpaku of 12th Division, bioengineered Arrancar, the modsoul Kon permanently bonded with the former 2nd Espada of Aizen's armada. A bizarre and horrific creation that could only have come from the wretched mind of Mayuri Kurotsuchi.
The Arrancar chuckled to himself, sniffling and trying his best to keep his voice down. It really didn't help that he had two of them, in his head at least. The 2nd Espada's soul was still alive inside the body and regularly fighting Kon, though Kon still had dominant control most of the time, saving the world from murder but presenting it instead Kon's comical but often disturbing antics and sexual molestation.

Kon sniffled, his left hand clapped over his mouth to stop the giggles in his mouth, his right hand furiously wanking his exposed genitalia over Byakuya Kuchiki's prized koi pond outside 6th Division headquarters. Above his flailing genitals was the "2" tattooed onto his sculpted abdominals. His irregular Espada uniform still on despite his Captain's position, the massive nodachi that was his sealed zanpakuto dangling and shaking at his hip with each gyration and thrust of his groin into the direction of pond.

Konpaku really couldn't help it, but it turned him on watching the fish gobble up his deadly excrement and seminal fluids, especially when he imagined Rukia's face on each one of them. Where was nii-san anyway? What a pity.

Dead 2nd Espada Baldomer sighed inside Konpaku.

Y'know, sometimes I think you're more fucked up than I am...I jus' wanna kill people...

Konpaku laughed, making the mistake of taking his left muffling hand off of his mouth and openly responding to the voice in his head.

"Oh shut up and let me get both of us off already thinking about this crazy guy's sister-in-law!"
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Crazyness must stop sometimes...sometimes being eternity, Perv Clan's crazyness is immortal O.o

Behind Kon a swift of a blade pulled from its hilt resounded silently. Byakuya has sensed the reiatsu of someone intruding in garden and since the incident of Yachiru eating his fishes, he did not want that to happen again:

- You are noisy....

Senbonzakura was slightly pulled from the hilt glowing pink.
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Kon suddenly stiffened, realizing he had been caught in the act by his fellow Captain. Tucking his junk back into his Espada uniform, he whirled around and gave Byakuya his most charming smile. It was quite awkward.

"Well, howdy there, Byakuya! How are things over in your division, huh? I was just having a quick mornin' walk, you know how hard it is to be Captain sometimes, gotta stay in shape!"

Konpaku rubbed his chin, giving a lecherous grin that negated the charm he had tried to build seconds before.

"Say...that sister of yours anywhere around here?"
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Crazyness must stop sometimes...sometimes being eternity, Perv Clan's crazyness is immortal O.o

Byakuya sighed and took his hand off the sword:

- Rukia?.....

He looked slightly disgusted at the captain in front of him then added on a brotherly-protective tone:

- She is not here; His figure frowned and asked coldly with nuances of sarcasm.

- How a mere unseated officer could be useful to a captain besides the subordinates in his own division?
Edited by Floppy, Jan 27 2009, 09:48 AM.
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Konpaku gave a lecherous smile, chuckling darkly.

"Oh, you'd be surprised, Captain Kuchiki, you'd be surprised! Course, I guess you would be."

Kon rubbed his chin, eying Byakuya up and down like a predator.

"Pity you took yourself out of the game after your wife died, Byakuya, you'd be a great wingman. What do ya say? Let's hit up Seireitei for some hot chicas!"

Captain Kaizō Konpaku rubbed his hands and licked his lips in glee in a clearly unprofessional fashion.
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The dark of Byakuya's eyes glew with a murder intent hearing Kon use so easy the name of his wife.

- It's pity of you, captain...that you have to fall to such level to get a woman. More..personal affairs intrude with your concentration during a battle.

Kuchiki let out a superior smile looking over the little Kon:

- I will pay some ladies from Rukongai for you, if you desire....captain.
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Konpaku however, was far too perverted and oblivious to be affected by patronization, taking Byakuya on his word. The Captain gave a greedy grin.

"Really?! Thanks buddy old pal! I'll give you a spar in return if you want, since I figure ya replaced fighting with sex, huh? That can't be like, psychologically healthy."

The Captain held out his hand expectantly.

"Don't be cheap either, Byakubud, I want good-lookin' hookers, I'm tired of Shinifatties, ya feel me? Oh, I'm sure ya do, your family's full of lookers, you've got good taste."
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Crazyness must stop sometimes...sometimes being eternity, Perv Clan's crazyness is immortal O.o

The captain of 6th division was feeling his calm falling slowly to the other side. He sighed muttering:

- Byakubud, ka?!

Senbonzakura was looking so tentively now.

- My clan will not fall to such primitive behavior.
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Konpaku frowned, leaning back casually on one foot.

"Whaaaat? Who said anything about your clan falling, Byakuya baby, if anything I wanna propagate the Kuchikis, if you know what I mean."

Kon winked lecherously at his last comment and then gave Byakuya puppy dog eyes.

"Anyways, weren't you gonna vouch some gold for my trip to the cathouse? You said you would. I can tell you've got an erection to fight me, so I'll spar with you if you take care of my needs after."
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- Propagate?! I do believe we are far more better without your....wonderful help. But thank you, anyway....

Byakuya stuck his hands under the sleeve of his hakama with styled moves, still wondering at the creature in front of him.

Thanks the Lord, Rukia is away from this stuffed toy....what was in the mind of General Commander accepting such error within the Seireitei?!

- How much do you need?
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Konpaku gave an exaggerated sad face.

"Awww, you're such a meanie, Byakuya-saaaan! I may have been a nobody centuries ago, but I should at least be good enough for ni-san! I wonder where she is right now...Can I start calling you brother-in-law?"

Kon blushed like a schoolgirl and fluttered his lashes, though at Byakuya's final sentence he suddenly straightened up and gave a perverted but oddly business-like grin, holding out his hand.

"However much you can spare from that weight purse of yours, honeybunch, it'd be much appreciated. I spent most of my division's research budget on new sexdolls and something called 'The Hypervagina', I'll tell you about it later, it killed three of our test subjects..."

Captain Kaizō Konpaku began to ramble about his research project, clearly having carried on some of his predecessor Mayuri's scientific zeal, though it was aimed in rather more perverted directions.
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Byakuya raised his hand in front of Kon:

- Save your words for others. You cannot call me brother-in-law and if you touch one piece of my pride you will bow to the deads.

He took out some gold coins then looked at the pond:

- How many koi did you kill?
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Kon gave a fake exaggerated blush as he waited expectantly for the coins.

"Touching your pride? I didn't know you swung that way, Byakuya baby! But I wasn't talking about your pride, rather ni-san's."

He then folded his arms in front of his chest in angry bluster as if hurt by Byakuya's accusations.

"And I didn't kill any of 'em, I swear! I was just feedin' em!"
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- Feeding? That's why three of them are with the belly pointed at the surface?!

Byakuya leapt one coin back inside his hakama sort of amused by Kon's easy manipulation but decided to change the subject about Rukia before he would start a fight between two captains.
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