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Was Dick Cheney a Persian mole?
Topic Started: Nov 4 2008, 11:06 PM (142 Views)
Urban fox
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Lets be honest Iran are the real winners of the Iraq war, so much so. Dick Cheney's DNA should be checked out by a reputable lab, because he has to be a Persian mole.

My theory is back in 1980 or something that they took a fiery young Revolutionary Guard from the slums of Tehran, dipped him in a vat of lye to get that pale, pasty skin, zapped his scalp for that bald CEO look, squirted a quart of cholesterol into his arteries so he'd develop classic American cardiac disease, and then parachuted him into the outskirts of some Wyoming town. And that's how your so-to-be former VP was born.

It took years for Cheney-ajad to get his American accent right, and work his way up the ladder. once he was VP he chewed his way into Bush Jr.'s head, but he made it like one of Khan's earwigs, got the USA to do the Ayatollahs' dirty work for them by taking out Iraq, their only rival for regional power. Iraq is destroyed, and Tehran hasn't lost a single soldier in the process. The US invasion put their natural allies, the Shia, in power; gave their natural enemies, the Iraqi Sunni, a blood-draining feud that will never end; and provided them with a risk-free laboratory to spy on American forces in action. If they feel like trying out a new weapon or tactic to deal with U.S. armor, all they have to do is feed the supplies or diagrams to one of their puppet Shia groups, or even one of the Sunni suicide-commando clans.

Like I said Cheney is a mole, all the screw ups for the past eight years werent just due to incompetence. it was all Cheney, the Khomeini-loving, anti-American mole pulling the strings trying to screw things up. :o


Think it couldnt happen eh? Well thats because you underestimate the Persians, there’re a smart sneaky people who’ve been in the empire game for millennia just ask TFE. ;)
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We're all dommed. :woah:
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While it is true that you can lead a horse to water, but can't make it drink, a more useful saying would be, "More people are killed trying to have sex with one than you might think".
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We don't see much of him...... It is a possibility....hmmm??? :/
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" OH MY GOD, WERE GONNA DIE"
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Urban fox
Nov 18 2008, 03:06 PM
We're all dommed. :woah:
Dommed? Sounds kinky. :love:
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