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Russian Embassy
Topic Started: Oct 15 2008, 02:38 PM (452 Views)
Fenring
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In appearance, the Embassy of the Russian Socialist Republic appears to be more of a prison bloc than a diplomatic embassy. Tall barbed wire fences surround the entire complex, with vigilant guards posted at various checkpoints. Posts are located at the North, East, and South sides of the embassy, each filled with ever watchful, and nearly omnipresent guards. These SPETSNAZ guards bristle with modern weaponry, and bear steely expressions, or gas masks upon their face. Security in the Russian Embassy is, needless to say, top priority.

Trees of dark green foliage cover small stretches of land, hiding the corners of the complex with their harsh beauty. And in the clearing is the main building. At the Main Entrance, two large columns stand at either side of the great entrance way. Draped over each column is a huge banner, each identical, with a deep red covering the entirety of the flag, with the exception of a golden Sickle and Hammer on the upper left corner. Its base is low to the ground, but then extends into a great spire, which dominates the area. Atop this tower flies a massive flag of the Russian Socialist Republic, so large that spectators from great distances can recognize it.

On the first floor of the complex lies the Ambassadorial office of Viktor Kazulin who, despite his reputation of being an intellectual, claims to have a horrible sense of direction, and thus wanted an easy to find office. Closer to the entrance is Boris Antohi, whose office is conveniently placed, simply because he is lazy. At the mid point in the building is the workplace of Leonid Gagaran. Higher in the building lays the office of Ambassador Kremer, who enjoys the psychological effect which stair climbing can have upon Ambassadors of, less favored nations.

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Ugne, having done his research, was fully expectant of this type of response from the Ambassador. He had his information ready.

Petras Ugne: Indeed we do, Ambassador. The current plan calls for a seemingly unnecessary bridge to span the length between the Estonian territory and the Finnish territory of the Norther Corporation. And while our scientists and engineers would be honored to build such a marvel of modern infrastructure, it is not the most cost effective measure, as I am sure you can imagine!

Ugne takes two seperate 8.5x11 sheets of paper out of his folder and hands them to the Ambassador.

Petras Ugne: The map on the left lays out the current rail ways. Connections will be made to every major city within the allied territories. You can see the layout of the proposed bridge. The right is the proposal I bring to you on this day. We would like to be able to lay rail within Russia connecting Narva in the Estonian territory with St Petersburg, and then on to Helsinki in the Finnish territory. The cost of which would be covered entirely by the AFWK. Additionally, should Russia so choose, we would send some of our technicians to assist Russia in creating connections from Moscow to Orsha and Homel. Should Russia wish to expand further East into it's territory, you shall have to create said connections yourself.

Ugne hands another piece of paper over to the Ambassador.

Petras Ugne: Lastly, in order to maximize your use of such a system, we will give you the same trade rights that we extend to all of our economic partners: You will be allowed to sell goods to State owned government agencies, who will then sell them within the country. We will waive the normal tariffs and taxes on such imported goods, allowing your goods to have equal status as our own. Additionally, you would also be able to use the rail system for travel and tourist use amongst your population, and in the event that you need to quickly transport troops from Russia to somewhere near our territories, the trains can be used for such a need as well. We would of course desire that the same courtesy be extended to us should we ever need move troops through Russia.

Ugne watches the Ambassador look over the paperwork he has prepared.
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Boris seemed satisfied, and replied gruffly, "Very well than, Comrade. The Russian Socialist Republic accepts these terms wholeheartedly. Such a transportation system shall prove invaluable in times of both war and peace, I am sure."

"Is there anything else which you wish to speak of?" the Russian then asked casually.
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Ugne smiles broadly upon hearing this news.

Petras Ugne: That is excellent to hear, Ambassador! I shall have our technicians get into contact with you at their first chance to begin preparations for the Russian section of the lines. May our relationship continue to grow stronger from this point forward.

Ugne stands and extends his hand in gratitude.
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Boris shook the hand firmly, and said "Excellent than. I hope for the same Ambassador."
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Ugne leaves the office, confident that with this new pact in place the construction project with decrease greatly in cost and time.
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The sleazebag GCAF ambassador Karim Masimov sauntered up to the entrance of the Russian embassy escorted by a mercenary bodyguard, and asks to meet with the Russian ambassador.
My name a Borat. I come from Kazakhstan. Can I say first, we support your war of terror! May we show our support to our boys in Iraq. May U.S. and A. kill every single terrorist. May George Bush drink the blood of every single man, woman and child of Iraq! May you destroy their country so that for the next thousand years not even a single lizard will survive in their desert - Borat on the Iraq war
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A letter form the Siberian Union has been faxed over stating:

We the Siberian Union humbly request that you try to negotiate with the Nordic Union. We do not wish for their entire military force to be destroyed, for they shall have no defense left for their people at home. We also request that you please speak to your ally, The Supreme Union, and ask them to leave Nordic territory. If they do not we will be forced to remove them. Thank you for your time if you read this letter.

Yours truly,
Ambassador Galina Ivanova
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With a smirk, the giant red headed Kremer faxed the papers to one of Chapayev's underlings. Though Georgi personally disliked the old Russian, he was confident that the haughty Nikolai knew exactly what to do with the information.

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A collection of SPETSNAZ guards walked the Kazakh Ambassador to Boris' office, and remained outside the door as he entered.
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Karim Masimov entered the office donning the sleazy ingrating smile of a second hand car salesman.

''Hello my friend the mighty GCAF has some interesting propositions for you, first of all a trade agreement and NAP. Then maybe the guarantee of support in any unfortunate conflict with our mutual neighbour''

Karim winked.

''You find that the GCAF's borders would make a good launching place for your armies to quickly seize the Siberian capital rather than trekking across the Urals. Of course we'd want a small favor in return''
My name a Borat. I come from Kazakhstan. Can I say first, we support your war of terror! May we show our support to our boys in Iraq. May U.S. and A. kill every single terrorist. May George Bush drink the blood of every single man, woman and child of Iraq! May you destroy their country so that for the next thousand years not even a single lizard will survive in their desert - Borat on the Iraq war
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