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[Keir] The Sauced Mule
Topic Started: Aug 23 2008, 11:02 PM (803 Views)
Nai
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On one of the lower tiers rests the Mule, well known for a good drink and a good time. Once upon a time the tavern actually had rooms for sleepers, but the rowdy crowd kept them awake. Opting to make a hall for games of chance, the inn became a tavern. From the outside it looks homely, uninteresting. A two story building squat in the middle of one of the blocks. It even has a front porch with chairs and tables for those interested in that sort of thing.

Inside, though, it becomes a true tavern. There's a dozen round tables with four times that many chairs, all usually populated at any given time. Half a dozen waitresses in skimpy clothes going around, doing their best to make the customers buy another round. Booths line the walls for those who want a more private atmosphere. Even a bar with several stools for heavy drinkers.

Upstairs is a large hall with square tables, one chair to each side. There's a minor bar here, but the hall is mostly for games. There's a pack of cards per table as well as other games of chance.

And whenever there's a problem, you just know that the owner, Bruce, will come out wielding his oak club to settle the dispute.
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**A Jakari entered the bar in search of work and a nice drink to calm any inhibition. Sitting alone at a round table, the man awaited service amidst the busy crowd. While he waited no more than five minutes before one of the charming hostesses serviced him, that was far too long for a man as impatient as Kerrigan and as soon as the nearest skimply dressed waitress passed his table, the man grabbed her by the arm.**

Kerrigan- Sorry to be a hassle dear but I've been sitting here all by my lonesome since I walked into this god forsaken establishment. So how about you get me a shot and a beer to keep me company and then tell me were that charming fellow who put up the ad for the crypt job might be.
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A drunk with a near-empty beer mug stumbled into Kerrigans table, and fell into the seat adjacent Kerrigan.
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**Kerrigan gazed at the man as he made a haphazard attempt to take the seat near him.**

Kerrigan- Have we made aquantances before or in your drunken stupor have you merely mistaken me for the type of man who requires a partner in the act of drinking oneself into oblivion?
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The drunkard suddenly realized there was someone next to him, and was able to respond with a mysteriously high level of sentence comprehension.

"Drinking oneself into oblivion is a team sport, friend! When you teach a man to fish, the world laughs with you!"

Okay the second part didn't make any sense.
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**Kerrigan raised an eyebrow at the fire mage before deciding he was either harmless or more than a little crazy. Hoping for the former, the jakari pulled out a flask of garrish whiskey and filled Golan's cup over halfway full, enough to put a man as drunk as he into a coma.**

Kerrigan- Well than friend drink up, you seem far to coherent for a person who takes life so lightly.

**Kerrigan raised the bottle to his lips and took a slight nip.**

Kerrigan- To health and good living!
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"You're right! I AM too coherent!"

Golan took a sip from his mug, and nearly spit it out. After a few seconds straining his face muscles, he was able to muster a reply.

"Holy crap, this is strong stuff! Is this Garrish? That stuff is getting harder and harder to import all the time."
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**A smile crossed Kerrigans lips.**

Kerrigan- Only the best for a freind who holds his own well being to the same high standards that I do.

**The jakari took another nip from his flask.**

Kerrigan- So friend what, may I ask, brings you to this lovely city?
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"Lived here all my life! This is my hometown! I should own half the Sauced Mule by now for all the money I've paid Bruce! Ain't that right Bruce!?!"
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Kerrigan's drink is served rather quickly.

Bruce nods to Golan, "That'd be true if I didn't have to restock all the booze you keep drinking."
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**Kerrign downed his shot with a sigh and left the beer sitting idly on the table for future consumption, turning his attention to Bruce.**

Kerrigan- I take it you are the owner of this fine establishment?
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The bartender nods, "Owner, bartender, among other things."
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**Kerrigan started to sip his beer.**

Kerrigan- I see, you must be quite the wealthy man with so many drunken louts giving you all the money they make risking life and limb.
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Bruce considers this before shaking his head, "I make a small bit. Most of my money goes to restocking the beer and replacing the chairs, tables, and glasses after a bar fight."
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Kerrigan- Well thats a damn shame, big fellow such as yourself should be able to run a joint this big, crack a couple of skulls and you'd be surprised how lulled the drunken masses become.
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