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Would You Rather?
Topic Started: Jun 13 2008, 03:07 AM (303 Views)
AforApathy
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All Orders To Surrender Are False. All Messages Are Fabricated.

Simple premise, would you rather... then give two choices. The next poster picks one, gives a quick explanation of why and then puts up two more choices. Not all of the choices have to be bad things that could happen, they could be two really good things, it just has to be kind of a hard choice to make.

Would You Rather...
have crabs, or poison ivy/oak/sumac on your special parts?

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I think I'd probably just shove a frisbee in my mouth. Sure, there is still extreme pain, but genitalia has a way of feeling more damaged, besides a broom being shoved up my ass would be more widespread.

Would you rather be whacked in the head with a PVC pipe, or a tree trunk of similar size falling about 1.5 times faster than you would get whacked with the pipe?
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Inert flesh
A bloody tomb
A decorated splatter brightens the room
An execution a sadist ritual
Mad intervals of mind residuals


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Murray, Bill

PVC Pipe. Then i could eat it.

WYR: die by being eaten alive by fire ants or die by being eaten alive by a bear.

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A bear. The pain might be more extreme, but it would last a lot shorter.


Would you rather be disembowled with a rusty can knife that's sharp but doesn't go in far, or by a big curved fighting sword.
lyrics from my favorite band

Inert flesh
A bloody tomb
A decorated splatter brightens the room
An execution a sadist ritual
Mad intervals of mind residuals


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the rusty knife, because if it doesn't go in far, you have more time to get to a hospital, drugs, save point etc. XD


would you rather eat a dude's ears or his nose
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Murray, Bill

ears. fried.

WYR: ban Gear or A Papaya

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Brooklyn RAGE!!!

Gear. SCREW HIM!

would you, like Ketchup or mayonaise on your fried ears?
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Murray, Bill

catsup.

WYR: be banned or have gear troll every post you ever make forever.

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Be banned, but then id hack my way back onto the site :w


would you rather Kill yourself or kill your family
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Murray, Bill

well in killing my family i'd be killing myself so theres your answer. (and you wouldn't hack back onto the site....TFE would IP ban the fuck out of you...or just sick Gear on you again haha.)

WYR: be bit by a vampire or a werewolf

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werewolf, because i could only be killed by a silver bullet and tht shit is expensive.


would you rather eat shit or drink urine?
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Murray, Bill

urine. in cases of extreme emergency, urine is best. and its completely sterile.

WYR: Dance naked or run naked..

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Run naked, i have done it many times, and its brisky....


Would you rather (quoting an SJ ad) Fight global Warming or Do Nothing
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Murray, Bill

lets do battle with global warming


WYR: be black or crippled

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Crippled, because then i can still listen to rock music and wont end up crip... oh...

Would You Rather Be A Fish Or a Bigger, more spherical Fish
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spherical fish.

WYR: kill vampires or kill zombies.

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