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[GROSS] VIVA LA GROSS
Topic Started: Jun 9 2008, 09:04 PM (3,614 Views)
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Murray, Bill

Welcome to GROSS

What is GROSS you ask? Here at CA, it stands for:

Get Rid Of Sloppy RoleplayerS

We, the elite few, the upper echelon of RPers, Forum Hounds, and Trolls that rule the clans above all others present ourselves to you. We are the best. And we know it.

If you wish to join this Clan you must be proven worthy. Your overall worth is up to the discretion of The Grand Patriarch and others of strong rank. You will be given challenges, asked questions, forced to kill sometimes...all in The Name of GROSS.


So ask yourself. Do you really have the testes to join this clan?

Member List
piano rock - Grand Patriarch
Siberkil - The Keeper of the Ancient Laws
A Papaya - Official Muddle Kike
Tipsy - EX Supreme Ruler and Dictator for Life
Jeff - Archduke of Sideburns and Random Facts
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ShadowDragonTam - Jim
RedBldSandman - Lvl 14 Mage


Clan Friends
TFE - Mr. Peanut

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The Ancient Laws (That Suck Cock)
1 - No one is allowed to use the :cheer: smilie. Doing so is punishable by ridicule and/or death.
2 - Those who speak in GROSS, must be a part of GROSS. Otherwise, ye shall be castrated.
3 - Those who wish to Join GROSS, shall haveth one post to prove their worth to be part of GROSS! Newbs who dare break the one post Submission to GROSS shall be publicly stoned, shat upon, and humiliated to the full decree of newbness.
5 - As long as any question asked is answered with 'GROSS' it will be right, unless circumstances ask that those questions be further elaborated upon.
6 - Do not ever... and I mean EVER! Speak of the fourth law! Do not ask why there is no fourth law, do not even THINK about the fourth law! Do not even attempt to think about THINKING about the fourth law! I swear by Zeus' Beard, the fires of hades itself will be unleashed upon your friends, family, and soul, and you will be cast into eternal damnation! In fact, once you're done reading this, hit yourself with a hammer on the head and forget even reading the Sixth Law which pertains about the Fourth Law!
7 - All who accept the challenges (or tasks) of the Grand Patriarch shall be pursuant to the full extent of their abilities of said task at hand. Failure to meet or exceed the task shall be subjugated to the terms of punishment as set forth by the Grand Patriarch. Lashings, beatings, public nudity, stoning, tar & feathering, or any combination thereof those punishments listed or generated by the Grand Patriarch at the time of punishment, however demeaning to the acceptee, shall be served by the term set.
8 - The Only Law Makers for GROSS Are the Grand Patriarch and the Keeper of the Ancient Laws.
Unless you suggest a really good law....then we might add it. But we'll take the credit.
9 - TFE is a bitch.
10 - Unto these laws that are written, all must follow them with undying and unyielding devotion. Those that stray from the laws set forth shall be eternally banished from GROSS, and called a BUTTFUCKING HOMO for the rest of their days.
11 - The Laws of GROSS do not, i repeat, DO NOT apply to only GROSS members, but all Members of Coloholics Anonymous. Those who do not recognize this are BUTTFUCKING HOMOS
12 - THERE IS NO SISSY WHINING IN GROSS!!! NONE! IF WE ARE ELITIST, THEN ACT LIKE A FUCKING ELITIST!

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Shh...don't wake the baby. CRAP IT'S AWAKE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

Really explain why you think I cheated? How can you cheat on that game minus using your mind?
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Negro please.

Revan46
Jul 15 2008, 06:13 PM
Really explain why you think I cheated? How can you cheat on that game minus using your mind?

Obviously you used ZOG agents to reprogram the arcade. I thought it was broken :argh:
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Shh...don't wake the baby. CRAP IT'S AWAKE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

No what's broken is some of the games, TFE you should be fixing those, your the head of this site.
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Negro please.

Revan46
Jul 15 2008, 11:22 PM
No what's broken is some of the games, TFE you should be fixing those, your the head of this site.

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Murray, Bill

tfe pwned you there. sorry young padawan.

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Revan46
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Shh...don't wake the baby. CRAP IT'S AWAKE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

>_> how by drinking? He just doesn't wanna admit he has responsibilities including that. But I suppose I'll let him off the hook what with the switch to vb
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Murray, Bill

indeed. now get to work on getting on the champions board.

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Shh...don't wake the baby. CRAP IT'S AWAKE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

Give me a break dude, its difficult, I almost got high score ont he second game, but then i lose ten points...stupid soccer...
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Negro please.

Revan46
Jul 16 2008, 04:53 AM
>_> how by drinking? He just doesn't wanna admit he has responsibilities including that. But I suppose I'll let him off the hook what with the switch to vb

You let me off the hook? :p Sorry boss. :salute:


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Never put my flamer on safety

lol, the only way to get 42 in Simon says is by a) being autistic or b) writing the stuff down on a piece of paper. you did B.
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Shh...don't wake the baby. CRAP IT'S AWAKE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

Actually I did A: I am autistic :p and if your curious look up Asperger's Syndrome. So nyeh.
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RedBld Sucks. Ha.

What happened to "Those who wish to Join GROSS, shall haveth one post to prove their worth to be part of GROSS! Newbs who dare break the one post Submission to GROSS shall be publicly stoned, shat upon, and humiliated to the full decree of newbness." ?
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Murray, Bill

If you are battling for a spot, or answering a question directed at you...then you are safe. I am the Patriarch. I make the calls.

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Ohhhhh YEAH!

Any challenge for me yet?....


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Murray, Bill

ok. show me a picture of sanbud other than the one of him crouching in a suit that we've always seen. and you are welcome.

THIS CHALLENGE IS FOR EVERYONE. SHOW ME A NEW PICTURE OF SANBUD TEHRANI!

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