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| piano rock | Jun 9 2008, 09:04 PM Post #1 |
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Welcome to GROSS What is GROSS you ask? Here at CA, it stands for: Get Rid Of Sloppy RoleplayerS We, the elite few, the upper echelon of RPers, Forum Hounds, and Trolls that rule the clans above all others present ourselves to you. We are the best. And we know it. If you wish to join this Clan you must be proven worthy. Your overall worth is up to the discretion of The Grand Patriarch and others of strong rank. You will be given challenges, asked questions, forced to kill sometimes...all in The Name of GROSS. So ask yourself. Do you really have the testes to join this clan? Member List piano rock - Grand Patriarch Siberkil - The Keeper of the Ancient Laws A Papaya - Official Muddle Kike Tipsy - EX Supreme Ruler and Dictator for Life Jeff - Archduke of Sideburns and Random Facts igoo - Master Artist ShadowDragonTam - Jim RedBldSandman - Lvl 14 Mage Clan Friends TFE - Mr. Peanut ![]() The Ancient Laws (That Suck Cock) 1 - No one is allowed to use the smilie. Doing so is punishable by ridicule and/or death.2 - Those who speak in GROSS, must be a part of GROSS. Otherwise, ye shall be castrated. 3 - Those who wish to Join GROSS, shall haveth one post to prove their worth to be part of GROSS! Newbs who dare break the one post Submission to GROSS shall be publicly stoned, shat upon, and humiliated to the full decree of newbness. 5 - As long as any question asked is answered with 'GROSS' it will be right, unless circumstances ask that those questions be further elaborated upon. 6 - Do not ever... and I mean EVER! Speak of the fourth law! Do not ask why there is no fourth law, do not even THINK about the fourth law! Do not even attempt to think about THINKING about the fourth law! I swear by Zeus' Beard, the fires of hades itself will be unleashed upon your friends, family, and soul, and you will be cast into eternal damnation! In fact, once you're done reading this, hit yourself with a hammer on the head and forget even reading the Sixth Law which pertains about the Fourth Law! 7 - All who accept the challenges (or tasks) of the Grand Patriarch shall be pursuant to the full extent of their abilities of said task at hand. Failure to meet or exceed the task shall be subjugated to the terms of punishment as set forth by the Grand Patriarch. Lashings, beatings, public nudity, stoning, tar & feathering, or any combination thereof those punishments listed or generated by the Grand Patriarch at the time of punishment, however demeaning to the acceptee, shall be served by the term set. 8 - The Only Law Makers for GROSS Are the Grand Patriarch and the Keeper of the Ancient Laws. Unless you suggest a really good law....then we might add it. But we'll take the credit. 9 - TFE is a bitch. 10 - Unto these laws that are written, all must follow them with undying and unyielding devotion. Those that stray from the laws set forth shall be eternally banished from GROSS, and called a BUTTFUCKING HOMO for the rest of their days. 11 - The Laws of GROSS do not, i repeat, DO NOT apply to only GROSS members, but all Members of Coloholics Anonymous. Those who do not recognize this are BUTTFUCKING HOMOS 12 - THERE IS NO SISSY WHINING IN GROSS!!! NONE! IF WE ARE ELITIST, THEN ACT LIKE A FUCKING ELITIST! |
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| Siberkil | Jul 14 2008, 02:03 PM Post #76 |
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PWNZED BY BREATH ATTACK!
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Again, you are all wrong. ZOG was actually disinformation to the dillusional conspirator's mind, thus creating more disinformation creating what is now known as "The Genearl Mish-Mosh of Things." While everybody pointlessly bickers over the non-existence or existence thereof ZOG, we find that there is one, and only ONE, group that really controls all of this... GROSS. By natural law and order, if you answer GROSS or Chuck Norris to any question asked by anything, it will always be right. In the case of challenges setforth hereto thenby whatisknownas GROSS, you must answer them to the fullest extent as perbasis of whoin askedit. Heresoin, LET THIS BE TEH FIFTH RULE OF GROSS! "As long as any question asked is answered with either GROSS or CHUCK NORRIS, it will be right, unless circumstances ask that those questions be further elaborated upon." THIS I DEMAND! |
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| TFE Magnus | Jul 14 2008, 02:10 PM Post #77 |
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Negro please.
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That's just an illusion of ZOG.
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| Revan46 | Jul 14 2008, 02:50 PM Post #78 |
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Shh...don't wake the baby. CRAP IT'S AWAKE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
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uh huh. Keep believing that. I'm the one who knows the truth and I will not be silenced. |
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| TFE Magnus | Jul 14 2008, 03:03 PM Post #79 |
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Negro please.
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That's also an illusion of ZOG. You're failing all the tests already. No double-posting either.
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| Revan46 | Jul 14 2008, 04:01 PM Post #80 |
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Shh...don't wake the baby. CRAP IT'S AWAKE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
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Well your not the head of GROSS now are you? Oh and the double post was unintended....I thought u had posted after mine and i read Siber's post so i posted about Chuck Norris. Didn't realize it was right after the first one. |
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| TFE Magnus | Jul 14 2008, 04:05 PM Post #81 |
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Negro please.
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No, but GROSS is also just an illusion of ZOG.
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| Revan46 | Jul 14 2008, 04:21 PM Post #82 |
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Shh...don't wake the baby. CRAP IT'S AWAKE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
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Not according to the keeper of the laws. |
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| TFE Magnus | Jul 14 2008, 07:33 PM Post #83 |
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Negro please.
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Oh, he's just a ZOG agent, I can't believe you fell for that.
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| piano rock | Jul 14 2008, 08:51 PM Post #84 |
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Murray, Bill
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Foolish Sanbud. GROSS is the voice of the ZOG. Look at Papaya. third up on the chain of command and as jewish as Rob Reiner. And as the keeper of the ancient laws, Siberkil has stated a new law. AND SINCE IT IS WRITTEN, SO IT SHALL BE. ...except the chuck norris part. as GROSS we are above even he who vanquishes the sun with his fist. REVAN. you're new challenge. will be decided by me. As the head of GROSS I shall choose a task that is more of a feat...than a question. GO TO THE ARCADE AND GET YOUR NAME ON THE ARCADE CHAMPS LIST. (Meaning get at least 2-3 high scores...or take one of Jeff's away from him along with another one. |
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| piano rock | Jul 14 2008, 08:56 PM Post #85 |
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oh and Sib...you skipped the fourth rule of GROSS. |
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| Revan46 | Jul 14 2008, 09:36 PM Post #86 |
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Shh...don't wake the baby. CRAP IT'S AWAKE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
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I shall. |
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| A Papaya | Jul 15 2008, 08:04 AM Post #87 |
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Never put my flamer on safety
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| Revan46 | Jul 15 2008, 09:22 AM Post #88 |
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Shh...don't wake the baby. CRAP IT'S AWAKE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
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I have beaten Jeff at Simon. A score of 42 over his 40, however I could have gotten to 100 if i wished, but I decided not to patheticize myself that long. |
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| RedBldSandman | Jul 15 2008, 09:26 AM Post #89 |
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Ohhhhh YEAH!
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I bet you cheated
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| A Papaya | Jul 15 2008, 09:46 AM Post #90 |
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Never put my flamer on safety
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obv |
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