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| piano rock | Jun 9 2008, 09:04 PM Post #1 |
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Welcome to GROSS What is GROSS you ask? Here at CA, it stands for: Get Rid Of Sloppy RoleplayerS We, the elite few, the upper echelon of RPers, Forum Hounds, and Trolls that rule the clans above all others present ourselves to you. We are the best. And we know it. If you wish to join this Clan you must be proven worthy. Your overall worth is up to the discretion of The Grand Patriarch and others of strong rank. You will be given challenges, asked questions, forced to kill sometimes...all in The Name of GROSS. So ask yourself. Do you really have the testes to join this clan? Member List piano rock - Grand Patriarch Siberkil - The Keeper of the Ancient Laws A Papaya - Official Muddle Kike Tipsy - EX Supreme Ruler and Dictator for Life Jeff - Archduke of Sideburns and Random Facts igoo - Master Artist ShadowDragonTam - Jim RedBldSandman - Lvl 14 Mage Clan Friends TFE - Mr. Peanut ![]() The Ancient Laws (That Suck Cock) 1 - No one is allowed to use the smilie. Doing so is punishable by ridicule and/or death.2 - Those who speak in GROSS, must be a part of GROSS. Otherwise, ye shall be castrated. 3 - Those who wish to Join GROSS, shall haveth one post to prove their worth to be part of GROSS! Newbs who dare break the one post Submission to GROSS shall be publicly stoned, shat upon, and humiliated to the full decree of newbness. 5 - As long as any question asked is answered with 'GROSS' it will be right, unless circumstances ask that those questions be further elaborated upon. 6 - Do not ever... and I mean EVER! Speak of the fourth law! Do not ask why there is no fourth law, do not even THINK about the fourth law! Do not even attempt to think about THINKING about the fourth law! I swear by Zeus' Beard, the fires of hades itself will be unleashed upon your friends, family, and soul, and you will be cast into eternal damnation! In fact, once you're done reading this, hit yourself with a hammer on the head and forget even reading the Sixth Law which pertains about the Fourth Law! 7 - All who accept the challenges (or tasks) of the Grand Patriarch shall be pursuant to the full extent of their abilities of said task at hand. Failure to meet or exceed the task shall be subjugated to the terms of punishment as set forth by the Grand Patriarch. Lashings, beatings, public nudity, stoning, tar & feathering, or any combination thereof those punishments listed or generated by the Grand Patriarch at the time of punishment, however demeaning to the acceptee, shall be served by the term set. 8 - The Only Law Makers for GROSS Are the Grand Patriarch and the Keeper of the Ancient Laws. Unless you suggest a really good law....then we might add it. But we'll take the credit. 9 - TFE is a bitch. 10 - Unto these laws that are written, all must follow them with undying and unyielding devotion. Those that stray from the laws set forth shall be eternally banished from GROSS, and called a BUTTFUCKING HOMO for the rest of their days. 11 - The Laws of GROSS do not, i repeat, DO NOT apply to only GROSS members, but all Members of Coloholics Anonymous. Those who do not recognize this are BUTTFUCKING HOMOS 12 - THERE IS NO SISSY WHINING IN GROSS!!! NONE! IF WE ARE ELITIST, THEN ACT LIKE A FUCKING ELITIST! |
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| Revan46 | Jul 13 2008, 02:06 PM Post #61 |
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Shh...don't wake the baby. CRAP IT'S AWAKE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
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....Your joking right? |
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| TFE Magnus | Jul 13 2008, 08:28 PM Post #62 |
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Negro please.
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"Hello sir Papaya, good morning! Would you like Mexican poo again for breakfast this morning?
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| piano rock | Jul 13 2008, 08:56 PM Post #63 |
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Damn. Sanbud is on this like overly expensive "all-natural fabric" sandals on a granola freak. Step it up Revan you are 0-2. Next challenge: If you are driving down main street in a row boat and your wheels fall off, how many marbles does it take to fit in a dog house? |
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| Revan46 | Jul 13 2008, 09:20 PM Post #64 |
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Shh...don't wake the baby. CRAP IT'S AWAKE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
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I am going to say it takes about 400 marbles to fill the dog house |
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| TFE Magnus | Jul 13 2008, 09:25 PM Post #65 |
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Negro please.
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Trick question, the answer is that neither dogs nor dog houses truly exist but are actually conspiratorial illusions created by ZOG AKA the Zionist Owned Government that did 9/11 and poisons the Sunny-D of all White men to lower their sperm count and continue the multicultural Jew-sponsored destruction of the White Man and His Race. |
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| Revan46 | Jul 13 2008, 09:55 PM Post #66 |
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Shh...don't wake the baby. CRAP IT'S AWAKE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
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I disagree, not only is it 400 marbles, but the fact is that the ZOG is merely a myth used to instill fear into the world. As such, it causes each country to war with one another hence eventually bringing on World War III to the world extinguishing all life but those worthy of saving. |
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| igoo | Jul 14 2008, 02:22 AM Post #67 |
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RedBld Sucks. Ha.
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You answered the wrong question Revan. Even if TFE seems to be slightly paranoid, he wins by being less wrong. That's 3:0 to TFE. Next challenge: Star Jones is wearing spandex and is dancing for your, and the rest of the public's viewing pleasure. What do you do? |
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| Hypocrite | Jul 14 2008, 03:53 AM Post #68 |
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Scream in horror? I'm going with scream in horror. Then claw my eyes out with rusted, blunt, spoons covered in glue and shattered glass. Nothing I ever see after that could hope to bring joy back into my life. |
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| piano rock | Jul 14 2008, 07:00 AM Post #69 |
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actually the answer to my question was: "None because bananas don't eat grass." So i'm gonna have to bring it back to TFE - 2 Revan - 0...and Hypocrite your challenge will come later. silencio. |
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| A Papaya | Jul 14 2008, 08:04 AM Post #70 |
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Never put my flamer on safety
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I think TFE has now joined GROSS. |
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| RedBldSandman | Jul 14 2008, 08:14 AM Post #71 |
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Ohhhhh YEAH!
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Can I have a challenge please?
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| Revan46 | Jul 14 2008, 11:01 AM Post #72 |
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Shh...don't wake the baby. CRAP IT'S AWAKE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
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>_> Fill and fit in mean the same |
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| TFE Magnus | Jul 14 2008, 11:45 AM Post #73 |
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Negro please.
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No thanks, I just like cockblocking Revan.
Sorry, but that's just an illusion of ZOG. ILLUMINATE YOUR MIND TO THE ZIONIST CONSPIRACY.
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| Revan46 | Jul 14 2008, 01:39 PM Post #74 |
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You just said it yourself, conspiracy. Hence no such thing as the Zionists or ZOG for that matter
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| TFE Magnus | Jul 14 2008, 01:44 PM Post #75 |
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Negro please.
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Nah, sorry, that's just a double illusion of ZOG.
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