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[GROSS] VIVA LA GROSS
Topic Started: Jun 9 2008, 09:04 PM (3,621 Views)
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Murray, Bill

Welcome to GROSS

What is GROSS you ask? Here at CA, it stands for:

Get Rid Of Sloppy RoleplayerS

We, the elite few, the upper echelon of RPers, Forum Hounds, and Trolls that rule the clans above all others present ourselves to you. We are the best. And we know it.

If you wish to join this Clan you must be proven worthy. Your overall worth is up to the discretion of The Grand Patriarch and others of strong rank. You will be given challenges, asked questions, forced to kill sometimes...all in The Name of GROSS.


So ask yourself. Do you really have the testes to join this clan?

Member List
piano rock - Grand Patriarch
Siberkil - The Keeper of the Ancient Laws
A Papaya - Official Muddle Kike
Tipsy - EX Supreme Ruler and Dictator for Life
Jeff - Archduke of Sideburns and Random Facts
igoo - Master Artist
ShadowDragonTam - Jim
RedBldSandman - Lvl 14 Mage


Clan Friends
TFE - Mr. Peanut

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The Ancient Laws (That Suck Cock)
1 - No one is allowed to use the :cheer: smilie. Doing so is punishable by ridicule and/or death.
2 - Those who speak in GROSS, must be a part of GROSS. Otherwise, ye shall be castrated.
3 - Those who wish to Join GROSS, shall haveth one post to prove their worth to be part of GROSS! Newbs who dare break the one post Submission to GROSS shall be publicly stoned, shat upon, and humiliated to the full decree of newbness.
5 - As long as any question asked is answered with 'GROSS' it will be right, unless circumstances ask that those questions be further elaborated upon.
6 - Do not ever... and I mean EVER! Speak of the fourth law! Do not ask why there is no fourth law, do not even THINK about the fourth law! Do not even attempt to think about THINKING about the fourth law! I swear by Zeus' Beard, the fires of hades itself will be unleashed upon your friends, family, and soul, and you will be cast into eternal damnation! In fact, once you're done reading this, hit yourself with a hammer on the head and forget even reading the Sixth Law which pertains about the Fourth Law!
7 - All who accept the challenges (or tasks) of the Grand Patriarch shall be pursuant to the full extent of their abilities of said task at hand. Failure to meet or exceed the task shall be subjugated to the terms of punishment as set forth by the Grand Patriarch. Lashings, beatings, public nudity, stoning, tar & feathering, or any combination thereof those punishments listed or generated by the Grand Patriarch at the time of punishment, however demeaning to the acceptee, shall be served by the term set.
8 - The Only Law Makers for GROSS Are the Grand Patriarch and the Keeper of the Ancient Laws.
Unless you suggest a really good law....then we might add it. But we'll take the credit.
9 - TFE is a bitch.
10 - Unto these laws that are written, all must follow them with undying and unyielding devotion. Those that stray from the laws set forth shall be eternally banished from GROSS, and called a BUTTFUCKING HOMO for the rest of their days.
11 - The Laws of GROSS do not, i repeat, DO NOT apply to only GROSS members, but all Members of Coloholics Anonymous. Those who do not recognize this are BUTTFUCKING HOMOS
12 - THERE IS NO SISSY WHINING IN GROSS!!! NONE! IF WE ARE ELITIST, THEN ACT LIKE A FUCKING ELITIST!

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The answer is Chuck Norris
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Zypher Fenn http://s10.zetaboards.com/Coloholics_Anonymous/topic/7082751/1/#new

The Songs of a distant Earth:
Vansk Dor'Lanian

Warhammer 40,000:
Vladamir Vanstir http://s10.zetaboards.com/Coloholics_Anonymous/topic/7088865/1/#new

Starcraft: Survival
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Zelderex
Feb 21 2009, 02:27 PM
The answer is Chuck Norris
The answer is fail
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Negro please.

The King of Fap
Feb 21 2009, 04:01 PM
Zelderex
Feb 21 2009, 02:27 PM
The answer is Chuck Norris
The answer is fail
Yep. :munch:
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Tipsy
Feb 21 2009, 08:30 AM
Well kiddo, let me try to vaguely explain.

You might consider post count as a criteria, seeing that most of us belong to the top 10. But no that's not what it takes.

You might consider where we all began, in MTGnews, then over to MTGsalvation. We've been through many wars. But no that's not what it takes.

You might consider longevity and how long we've been roleplaying. I think most of us here began around 2001. But again, that's not it.

Most of us are old, well not that old but when you talk about high school prom, we think about statutory rape. So age isn't it as well.

So there you go.
That may be But I aim high in standards and I propose this let me give it a shot the most you can say is no. I will post a rp sample and let ya say yay or nay and be done with it. I know all of your reputations especially TFE. I just like to know if I got what it takes to be with the big boys of the yard. If not hey at least i gave it a shot So what ya say to that. And tipsy I am no kiddo so plz all due respect for your status don't call me one. Here is my sample

Rp Sample
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TFE Magnus
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Negro please.

Miyamoto Musashi
Feb 21 2009, 05:51 PM
Tipsy
Feb 21 2009, 08:30 AM
Well kiddo, let me try to vaguely explain.

You might consider post count as a criteria, seeing that most of us belong to the top 10. But no that's not what it takes.

You might consider where we all began, in MTGnews, then over to MTGsalvation. We've been through many wars. But no that's not what it takes.

You might consider longevity and how long we've been roleplaying. I think most of us here began around 2001. But again, that's not it.

Most of us are old, well not that old but when you talk about high school prom, we think about statutory rape. So age isn't it as well.

So there you go.
That may be But I aim high in standards and I propose this let me give it a shot the most you can say is no. I will post a rp sample and let ya say yay or nay and be done with it. I know all of your reputations especially TFE. I just like to know if I got what it takes to be with the big boys of the yard. If not hey at least i gave it a shot So what ya say to that. And tipsy I am no kiddo so plz all due respect for your status don't call me one. Here is my sample

Rp Sample
I'm not a member, they're just old soggy cunts. :kirby:
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The King of Fap
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TFE Magnus
Feb 21 2009, 05:54 PM
Miyamoto Musashi
Feb 21 2009, 05:51 PM
Tipsy
Feb 21 2009, 08:30 AM
Well kiddo, let me try to vaguely explain.

You might consider post count as a criteria, seeing that most of us belong to the top 10. But no that's not what it takes.

You might consider where we all began, in MTGnews, then over to MTGsalvation. We've been through many wars. But no that's not what it takes.

You might consider longevity and how long we've been roleplaying. I think most of us here began around 2001. But again, that's not it.

Most of us are old, well not that old but when you talk about high school prom, we think about statutory rape. So age isn't it as well.

So there you go.
That may be But I aim high in standards and I propose this let me give it a shot the most you can say is no. I will post a rp sample and let ya say yay or nay and be done with it. I know all of your reputations especially TFE. I just like to know if I got what it takes to be with the big boys of the yard. If not hey at least i gave it a shot So what ya say to that. And tipsy I am no kiddo so plz all due respect for your status don't call me one. Here is my sample

Rp Sample
I'm not a member, they're just old soggy cunts. :kirby:
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Feb 21 2009, 05:54 PM
I'm not a member, they're just old soggy cunts. :kirby:
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looks like a member to me :confuse2:
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Negro please.

Tipsy
Feb 22 2009, 12:58 AM
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Feb 21 2009, 05:54 PM
I'm not a member, they're just old soggy cunts. :kirby:
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looks like a member to me :confuse2:
Learn to edit and not triple post, it's ugly. :( And no, that's just me spamming up this thread and the sad fact that members are more inactive than essential non-members who only post to go "You suck :kirby: "
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Feb 22 2009, 01:15 AM
Tipsy
Feb 22 2009, 12:58 AM
TFE Magnus
Feb 21 2009, 05:54 PM
I'm not a member, they're just old soggy cunts. :kirby:
piano rock View all posts by this member in the topic 84
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looks like a member to me :confuse2:
Learn to edit and not triple post, it's ugly. :( And no, that's just me spamming up this thread and the sad fact that members are more inactive than essential non-members who only post to go "You suck :kirby: "
I'm guessing that your post is implying to mwah.
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The answer is still Chuck Norris
[RPGData:96|4|40|40|6|6|33|18|Evil Spear|Phoenix Armor|Ranger|149|None|None|7|1|1|33|None|1|None|None] My characters

Star Wars; Mysteries of the force:
Zypher Fenn http://s10.zetaboards.com/Coloholics_Anonymous/topic/7082751/1/#new

The Songs of a distant Earth:
Vansk Dor'Lanian

Warhammer 40,000:
Vladamir Vanstir http://s10.zetaboards.com/Coloholics_Anonymous/topic/7088865/1/#new

Starcraft: Survival
Zin Vonsk

The power and the Glory;
Brendan Gilhooly
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The Modern Day Kensei and Keeper of the old ways

:/ I guess I am fucking chopped liver meh whatever I will be around if ya want talent I guess cya I am out.......................for now
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