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[GROSS] VIVA LA GROSS
Topic Started: Jun 9 2008, 09:04 PM (3,596 Views)
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Murray, Bill

Welcome to GROSS

What is GROSS you ask? Here at CA, it stands for:

Get Rid Of Sloppy RoleplayerS

We, the elite few, the upper echelon of RPers, Forum Hounds, and Trolls that rule the clans above all others present ourselves to you. We are the best. And we know it.

If you wish to join this Clan you must be proven worthy. Your overall worth is up to the discretion of The Grand Patriarch and others of strong rank. You will be given challenges, asked questions, forced to kill sometimes...all in The Name of GROSS.


So ask yourself. Do you really have the testes to join this clan?

Member List
piano rock - Grand Patriarch
Siberkil - The Keeper of the Ancient Laws
A Papaya - Official Muddle Kike
Tipsy - EX Supreme Ruler and Dictator for Life
Jeff - Archduke of Sideburns and Random Facts
igoo - Master Artist
ShadowDragonTam - Jim
RedBldSandman - Lvl 14 Mage


Clan Friends
TFE - Mr. Peanut

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The Ancient Laws (That Suck Cock)
1 - No one is allowed to use the :cheer: smilie. Doing so is punishable by ridicule and/or death.
2 - Those who speak in GROSS, must be a part of GROSS. Otherwise, ye shall be castrated.
3 - Those who wish to Join GROSS, shall haveth one post to prove their worth to be part of GROSS! Newbs who dare break the one post Submission to GROSS shall be publicly stoned, shat upon, and humiliated to the full decree of newbness.
5 - As long as any question asked is answered with 'GROSS' it will be right, unless circumstances ask that those questions be further elaborated upon.
6 - Do not ever... and I mean EVER! Speak of the fourth law! Do not ask why there is no fourth law, do not even THINK about the fourth law! Do not even attempt to think about THINKING about the fourth law! I swear by Zeus' Beard, the fires of hades itself will be unleashed upon your friends, family, and soul, and you will be cast into eternal damnation! In fact, once you're done reading this, hit yourself with a hammer on the head and forget even reading the Sixth Law which pertains about the Fourth Law!
7 - All who accept the challenges (or tasks) of the Grand Patriarch shall be pursuant to the full extent of their abilities of said task at hand. Failure to meet or exceed the task shall be subjugated to the terms of punishment as set forth by the Grand Patriarch. Lashings, beatings, public nudity, stoning, tar & feathering, or any combination thereof those punishments listed or generated by the Grand Patriarch at the time of punishment, however demeaning to the acceptee, shall be served by the term set.
8 - The Only Law Makers for GROSS Are the Grand Patriarch and the Keeper of the Ancient Laws.
Unless you suggest a really good law....then we might add it. But we'll take the credit.
9 - TFE is a bitch.
10 - Unto these laws that are written, all must follow them with undying and unyielding devotion. Those that stray from the laws set forth shall be eternally banished from GROSS, and called a BUTTFUCKING HOMO for the rest of their days.
11 - The Laws of GROSS do not, i repeat, DO NOT apply to only GROSS members, but all Members of Coloholics Anonymous. Those who do not recognize this are BUTTFUCKING HOMOS
12 - THERE IS NO SISSY WHINING IN GROSS!!! NONE! IF WE ARE ELITIST, THEN ACT LIKE A FUCKING ELITIST!

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I say yes to weehay rapid and faps no simple

and welcome red :cool:
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Scotlands number 1

RED HAS JOINED :o I agree, Weehay is deserved of the place *nods*

Oh, and I still need to be added :(
Edited by Silber rache, Dec 20 2008, 02:23 PM.
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The King of Fap
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Fap is the name, fapping is my game

With the things are going, I'm probobly not going to be allowed enterence into this clan.
Edited by The King of Fap, Dec 20 2008, 02:34 PM.
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Alexander the Craig I think gets an auto pass in my mind, it's good getting valued people wanting to join at last makes me feel small and insignificant :(

Though I like this idea for a clan.
http://s10.zetaboards.com/Coloholics_Anonymous/topic/7060590/1/#new
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piano rock
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Murray, Bill

Tis a nice clan....but fuck em. I say we challenge them to an RP-off.

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agreed since I'm ranked Messiah example :cool: fuck knows why ¬_¬ it needs alot of fine tuning of examples to show proper levels rather than hasitally picked me thinks.
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Murray, Bill

Here's an example: http://s10.zetaboards.com/Coloholics_Anonymous/single/?p=390509&t=465627

haha. I really dont boast that often about RPing as one would think...but i am very proud of this one.

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TFE Magnus
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Negro please.

Here's an example: http://s10.zetaboards.com/Coloholics_Anonymous/single/?p=196903&t=453271
http://s10.zetaboards.com/Coloholics_Anonymous/single/?p=197140&t=453271
http://s10.zetaboards.com/Coloholics_Anonymous/single/?p=197200&t=453271

haha. I really dont boast that often about RPing as one would think...but i am very proud of this one.
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Murray, Bill

also good.

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Why didn't I sign up for this already? :colbert:

May I? :beard:
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"I am part of that power which eternally wills evil and eternally works good."
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TFE Magnus
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Negro please.

Legions
Dec 30 2008, 06:49 PM
Why didn't I sign up for this already? :colbert:

May I? :beard:
Thou art a sinner. I wish I weren't so lazy, then I'd actually have my own clan and try to get Brotherhood of Nod going, then we could have three rival clans. :kirby:
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legions should just get a pass in I think. I would like the Bortherhood to get better...and to use better examples and thought out better it would benefit things in the long run and any runts who are useless we in GROSS destory and purify the site :cool:
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Negro please.

ShadowDragonTam
Dec 31 2008, 06:50 AM
legions should just get a pass in I think. I would like the Bortherhood to get better...and to use better examples and thought out better it would benefit things in the long run and any runts who are useless we in GROSS destory and purify the site :cool:
The pots killing the kettles, huh? :(
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Let me join , and i will "Pimp yo Thread" as it were with GFX.
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It's going to take a whole lot more than GFX to woo these sobs into letting you join.
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