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[GROSS] VIVA LA GROSS
Topic Started: Jun 9 2008, 09:04 PM (3,597 Views)
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Murray, Bill

Welcome to GROSS

What is GROSS you ask? Here at CA, it stands for:

Get Rid Of Sloppy RoleplayerS

We, the elite few, the upper echelon of RPers, Forum Hounds, and Trolls that rule the clans above all others present ourselves to you. We are the best. And we know it.

If you wish to join this Clan you must be proven worthy. Your overall worth is up to the discretion of The Grand Patriarch and others of strong rank. You will be given challenges, asked questions, forced to kill sometimes...all in The Name of GROSS.


So ask yourself. Do you really have the testes to join this clan?

Member List
piano rock - Grand Patriarch
Siberkil - The Keeper of the Ancient Laws
A Papaya - Official Muddle Kike
Tipsy - EX Supreme Ruler and Dictator for Life
Jeff - Archduke of Sideburns and Random Facts
igoo - Master Artist
ShadowDragonTam - Jim
RedBldSandman - Lvl 14 Mage


Clan Friends
TFE - Mr. Peanut

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The Ancient Laws (That Suck Cock)
1 - No one is allowed to use the :cheer: smilie. Doing so is punishable by ridicule and/or death.
2 - Those who speak in GROSS, must be a part of GROSS. Otherwise, ye shall be castrated.
3 - Those who wish to Join GROSS, shall haveth one post to prove their worth to be part of GROSS! Newbs who dare break the one post Submission to GROSS shall be publicly stoned, shat upon, and humiliated to the full decree of newbness.
5 - As long as any question asked is answered with 'GROSS' it will be right, unless circumstances ask that those questions be further elaborated upon.
6 - Do not ever... and I mean EVER! Speak of the fourth law! Do not ask why there is no fourth law, do not even THINK about the fourth law! Do not even attempt to think about THINKING about the fourth law! I swear by Zeus' Beard, the fires of hades itself will be unleashed upon your friends, family, and soul, and you will be cast into eternal damnation! In fact, once you're done reading this, hit yourself with a hammer on the head and forget even reading the Sixth Law which pertains about the Fourth Law!
7 - All who accept the challenges (or tasks) of the Grand Patriarch shall be pursuant to the full extent of their abilities of said task at hand. Failure to meet or exceed the task shall be subjugated to the terms of punishment as set forth by the Grand Patriarch. Lashings, beatings, public nudity, stoning, tar & feathering, or any combination thereof those punishments listed or generated by the Grand Patriarch at the time of punishment, however demeaning to the acceptee, shall be served by the term set.
8 - The Only Law Makers for GROSS Are the Grand Patriarch and the Keeper of the Ancient Laws.
Unless you suggest a really good law....then we might add it. But we'll take the credit.
9 - TFE is a bitch.
10 - Unto these laws that are written, all must follow them with undying and unyielding devotion. Those that stray from the laws set forth shall be eternally banished from GROSS, and called a BUTTFUCKING HOMO for the rest of their days.
11 - The Laws of GROSS do not, i repeat, DO NOT apply to only GROSS members, but all Members of Coloholics Anonymous. Those who do not recognize this are BUTTFUCKING HOMOS
12 - THERE IS NO SISSY WHINING IN GROSS!!! NONE! IF WE ARE ELITIST, THEN ACT LIKE A FUCKING ELITIST!

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Legen...dary

Fappy, show ur commitment by doing my test. Then maybe we can reconsider your application.
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." -Barney Stinson
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igoo
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RedBld Sucks. Ha.

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I just thought you guys should know.
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RedBldSandman
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Ohhhhh YEAH!

I'm accepted? Excellent!

Now for a title of epic proportions:

"Lvl 14 Mage"


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The King of Fap
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Fap is the name, fapping is my game

Tipsy
Dec 18 2008, 09:12 AM
Fappy, show ur commitment by doing my test. Then maybe we can reconsider your application.
Basically, your saying that I have to act like a total asshat.
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Tipsy
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Legen...dary

Yup.
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." -Barney Stinson
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piano rock
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Murray, Bill

We all had to do it Fap....

And welcome RedBldSandman to the clan.

Also...is igoo in the clan? Cause honestly he should deserve to get in with that pie chart...or maybe a Double Membership.

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Jeff
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I've got a Ph.D in kicking your ass.

Igoo got in a long time ago, but then disappeared. That chart is pretty win though, I agree. Also, congrats Red, and welcome to GROSS. Let your celebration begin. :drunks:
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Kaworu's eyes suddenly widened in anger and exertion, putting a good deal of spiritual power and physical strength into himself as he slammed his spear shaft vertically forward against Jeff's locked blade to send him back.

"And you would give your life for such a meaningless task? Delaying me will not halt my goals."

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weehay
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I wish to join this awesome clan
Characters

Bleach Dark Revenant

Kyoraku Shunsui
"Even if i wish for these peaceful days to last forever, it's still only a simply wish. Peace never lasts, eventually conflict will be born again, that is the undeniable truth"

Syao Byako

Shogo Kiriyama
"You listenin' you cowardly prick, you don't come out here right fuckin' now and I'll crush this little bastards head. You take too long in comin' out and I'll crush the little bastards head and piss on it's corpse, you got ten seconds"


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igoo
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RedBld Sucks. Ha.

piano rock
Dec 18 2008, 11:07 PM
We all had to do it Fap....

And welcome RedBldSandman to the clan.

Also...is igoo in the clan? Cause honestly he should deserve to get in with that pie chart...or maybe a Double Membership.
bitch I made that banner/sig you use! :shank:
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SexyYoy
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i wish to join this clan as well
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click ma egg/drag!
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Tipsy
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Legen...dary

I'm down for weehay.
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." -Barney Stinson
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Jeff
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I've got a Ph.D in kicking your ass.

Weehay is good, rapidark is fail. Not worthy of a test. My opinion, whatever its worth as the Archduke of Sideburns and Random Facts. Did you know that 86% of men admit to not using the hole in the front of their boxers when they pee?
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TFE Magnus
 
Kaworu's eyes suddenly widened in anger and exertion, putting a good deal of spiritual power and physical strength into himself as he slammed his spear shaft vertically forward against Jeff's locked blade to send him back.

"And you would give your life for such a meaningless task? Delaying me will not halt my goals."

Yes, I fought Kaworu. And I lived.[RPGData:10005|9|28|56|3|3|482|222|Dragon Sword|Dragon Armor|Dwarf|40551|None|None|134|6|1|0|None|NaN|None|The Klu Klux Klan]
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The King of Fap
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Fap is the name, fapping is my game

Jeff
Dec 20 2008, 12:34 AM
Weehay is good, rapidark is fail. Not worthy of a test. My opinion, whatever its worth as the Archduke of Sideburns and Random Facts. Did you know that 86% of men admit to not using the hole in the front of their boxers when they pee?
Huh, remind me to use it the next time I take a piss.
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RedBldSandman
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Ohhhhh YEAH!

Already celebrating Jeff :rape:


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weehay
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As requested I shall be posting a links for an example of my Best RPing and an upcoming WP I have

Roleplaying Examples

Uchiha Sasuke

Kyoraku Shunsui

Fighting


Upcoming WP

Naruto: War For Power

Feel free to join my WP when it's open ;)


That is my Examples and WP, hopefully they are good enough

Characters

Bleach Dark Revenant

Kyoraku Shunsui
"Even if i wish for these peaceful days to last forever, it's still only a simply wish. Peace never lasts, eventually conflict will be born again, that is the undeniable truth"

Syao Byako

Shogo Kiriyama
"You listenin' you cowardly prick, you don't come out here right fuckin' now and I'll crush this little bastards head. You take too long in comin' out and I'll crush the little bastards head and piss on it's corpse, you got ten seconds"


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