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[GROSS] VIVA LA GROSS
Topic Started: Jun 9 2008, 09:04 PM (3,598 Views)
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Murray, Bill

Welcome to GROSS

What is GROSS you ask? Here at CA, it stands for:

Get Rid Of Sloppy RoleplayerS

We, the elite few, the upper echelon of RPers, Forum Hounds, and Trolls that rule the clans above all others present ourselves to you. We are the best. And we know it.

If you wish to join this Clan you must be proven worthy. Your overall worth is up to the discretion of The Grand Patriarch and others of strong rank. You will be given challenges, asked questions, forced to kill sometimes...all in The Name of GROSS.


So ask yourself. Do you really have the testes to join this clan?

Member List
piano rock - Grand Patriarch
Siberkil - The Keeper of the Ancient Laws
A Papaya - Official Muddle Kike
Tipsy - EX Supreme Ruler and Dictator for Life
Jeff - Archduke of Sideburns and Random Facts
igoo - Master Artist
ShadowDragonTam - Jim
RedBldSandman - Lvl 14 Mage


Clan Friends
TFE - Mr. Peanut

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The Ancient Laws (That Suck Cock)
1 - No one is allowed to use the :cheer: smilie. Doing so is punishable by ridicule and/or death.
2 - Those who speak in GROSS, must be a part of GROSS. Otherwise, ye shall be castrated.
3 - Those who wish to Join GROSS, shall haveth one post to prove their worth to be part of GROSS! Newbs who dare break the one post Submission to GROSS shall be publicly stoned, shat upon, and humiliated to the full decree of newbness.
5 - As long as any question asked is answered with 'GROSS' it will be right, unless circumstances ask that those questions be further elaborated upon.
6 - Do not ever... and I mean EVER! Speak of the fourth law! Do not ask why there is no fourth law, do not even THINK about the fourth law! Do not even attempt to think about THINKING about the fourth law! I swear by Zeus' Beard, the fires of hades itself will be unleashed upon your friends, family, and soul, and you will be cast into eternal damnation! In fact, once you're done reading this, hit yourself with a hammer on the head and forget even reading the Sixth Law which pertains about the Fourth Law!
7 - All who accept the challenges (or tasks) of the Grand Patriarch shall be pursuant to the full extent of their abilities of said task at hand. Failure to meet or exceed the task shall be subjugated to the terms of punishment as set forth by the Grand Patriarch. Lashings, beatings, public nudity, stoning, tar & feathering, or any combination thereof those punishments listed or generated by the Grand Patriarch at the time of punishment, however demeaning to the acceptee, shall be served by the term set.
8 - The Only Law Makers for GROSS Are the Grand Patriarch and the Keeper of the Ancient Laws.
Unless you suggest a really good law....then we might add it. But we'll take the credit.
9 - TFE is a bitch.
10 - Unto these laws that are written, all must follow them with undying and unyielding devotion. Those that stray from the laws set forth shall be eternally banished from GROSS, and called a BUTTFUCKING HOMO for the rest of their days.
11 - The Laws of GROSS do not, i repeat, DO NOT apply to only GROSS members, but all Members of Coloholics Anonymous. Those who do not recognize this are BUTTFUCKING HOMOS
12 - THERE IS NO SISSY WHINING IN GROSS!!! NONE! IF WE ARE ELITIST, THEN ACT LIKE A FUCKING ELITIST!

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Legen...dary

I want to see humiliation. Change your signatures every day depicting yourself as either: a) gay, b) retarded or c) jewish. Embarrass yourselves for at least two weeks. Be creative please.
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." -Barney Stinson
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Jengal
Don't slander me you bully ;-(

Chuck Norris.

That is all.
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though the rulle of chuck norris is sacred HELL NO to jengal lil midget better fuck off from here and not spam. :riot:

though I agreed with Jeff ignore faps and let Red be tested me things and I like Tips idea
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Jengal
Don't slander me you bully ;-(

But I'm a cool guy D8
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piano rock
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Murray, Bill

Jengal...come back when you've done a few more things on this site than 50 posts.

RedBldSandman. You are welcome. I know you are worthy. What shall your name be?

Fappy. (....are you Drzzt?) I feel a test is needed. WHAT SHALL BE HIS TEST FELLOW GROSS?

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Jeff
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I've got a Ph.D in kicking your ass.

Fappy is indeed Drizzt. I still say ignore him and never let him trespass again. You realize how low our standards would stoop to let him join?
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Kaworu's eyes suddenly widened in anger and exertion, putting a good deal of spiritual power and physical strength into himself as he slammed his spear shaft vertically forward against Jeff's locked blade to send him back.

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TFE Magnus
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Negro please.

I second the Jengal GTFO, come back when you learn how to RP and be less of a traitorous ACLU member of the internet. :teach:
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Death to jengal and fappy :teach: Maybe Red should be.... i dunno...and why am I still Jim?
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Legen...dary

well if they can pass the test i suggested i think i'd give them a shot. we can always kick them out again.
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Jengal
Don't slander me you bully ;-(

I can rp D:
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you have 61 posts fuck off jen simple
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Jengal
Don't slander me you bully ;-(

Nu >.<
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Murray, Bill

you just said "Nu". can i ban him?

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The King of Fap
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Fap is the name, fapping is my game

Jeff
Dec 16 2008, 09:34 PM
Fappy is indeed Drizzt. I still say ignore him and never let him trespass again. You realize how low our standards would stoop to let him join?
Letting me join really wouldn't stoop this clan any lower. Well at least not a lot anyways.
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TFE Magnus
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Negro please.

Mr. Fappy
Dec 17 2008, 10:38 PM
Jeff
Dec 16 2008, 09:34 PM
Fappy is indeed Drizzt. I still say ignore him and never let him trespass again. You realize how low our standards would stoop to let him join?
Letting me join really wouldn't stoop this clan any lower. Well at least not a lot anyways.
Poor Fappy. :love: Is Fappy really a better or worse roleplayer than say, Tam? That's not an insult or compliment to either, I'm not ranking, just being realistic.

piano rock
Dec 17 2008, 09:41 PM
you just said "Nu". can i ban him?
Your wish is my command. :hacha:


ShadowDragonTam
Dec 17 2008, 07:28 AM
you have 61 posts fuck off jen simple
I second that. Fuck off Jengal you noob traitor, learn your fucking place and learn how to RP.





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