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[GROSS] VIVA LA GROSS
Topic Started: Jun 9 2008, 09:04 PM (3,599 Views)
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Murray, Bill

Welcome to GROSS

What is GROSS you ask? Here at CA, it stands for:

Get Rid Of Sloppy RoleplayerS

We, the elite few, the upper echelon of RPers, Forum Hounds, and Trolls that rule the clans above all others present ourselves to you. We are the best. And we know it.

If you wish to join this Clan you must be proven worthy. Your overall worth is up to the discretion of The Grand Patriarch and others of strong rank. You will be given challenges, asked questions, forced to kill sometimes...all in The Name of GROSS.


So ask yourself. Do you really have the testes to join this clan?

Member List
piano rock - Grand Patriarch
Siberkil - The Keeper of the Ancient Laws
A Papaya - Official Muddle Kike
Tipsy - EX Supreme Ruler and Dictator for Life
Jeff - Archduke of Sideburns and Random Facts
igoo - Master Artist
ShadowDragonTam - Jim
RedBldSandman - Lvl 14 Mage


Clan Friends
TFE - Mr. Peanut

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The Ancient Laws (That Suck Cock)
1 - No one is allowed to use the :cheer: smilie. Doing so is punishable by ridicule and/or death.
2 - Those who speak in GROSS, must be a part of GROSS. Otherwise, ye shall be castrated.
3 - Those who wish to Join GROSS, shall haveth one post to prove their worth to be part of GROSS! Newbs who dare break the one post Submission to GROSS shall be publicly stoned, shat upon, and humiliated to the full decree of newbness.
5 - As long as any question asked is answered with 'GROSS' it will be right, unless circumstances ask that those questions be further elaborated upon.
6 - Do not ever... and I mean EVER! Speak of the fourth law! Do not ask why there is no fourth law, do not even THINK about the fourth law! Do not even attempt to think about THINKING about the fourth law! I swear by Zeus' Beard, the fires of hades itself will be unleashed upon your friends, family, and soul, and you will be cast into eternal damnation! In fact, once you're done reading this, hit yourself with a hammer on the head and forget even reading the Sixth Law which pertains about the Fourth Law!
7 - All who accept the challenges (or tasks) of the Grand Patriarch shall be pursuant to the full extent of their abilities of said task at hand. Failure to meet or exceed the task shall be subjugated to the terms of punishment as set forth by the Grand Patriarch. Lashings, beatings, public nudity, stoning, tar & feathering, or any combination thereof those punishments listed or generated by the Grand Patriarch at the time of punishment, however demeaning to the acceptee, shall be served by the term set.
8 - The Only Law Makers for GROSS Are the Grand Patriarch and the Keeper of the Ancient Laws.
Unless you suggest a really good law....then we might add it. But we'll take the credit.
9 - TFE is a bitch.
10 - Unto these laws that are written, all must follow them with undying and unyielding devotion. Those that stray from the laws set forth shall be eternally banished from GROSS, and called a BUTTFUCKING HOMO for the rest of their days.
11 - The Laws of GROSS do not, i repeat, DO NOT apply to only GROSS members, but all Members of Coloholics Anonymous. Those who do not recognize this are BUTTFUCKING HOMOS
12 - THERE IS NO SISSY WHINING IN GROSS!!! NONE! IF WE ARE ELITIST, THEN ACT LIKE A FUCKING ELITIST!

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Murray, Bill

Notice I never said anything about you being too white to be Persian. You just appear very very hairy....almost Greek hairy. and While yes, persian women are very attractive...how do most Men fare?

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You've seen TFE answer is easy ugly as sin :cool: and here comes the lame ass scottish ginger bleh bleh bleh least we ent as ugly as THIS!
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It has an anus for a chin.....*shudders in disgust*
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Negro please.

piano rock
Dec 1 2008, 11:49 PM
Notice I never said anything about you being too white to be Persian. You just appear very very hairy....almost Greek hairy. and While yes, persian women are very attractive...how do most Men fare?
Gloriously, we're no uglyass Scots, Arabs, Indians, or white people. Disgusting. As for hair, well verily we do often possess it, but that's because we're men. See, men have hair on many places. :teach: Unlike you strange androgynous shemales who look like prepubescent girls. :p It's why, unlike you Asians and crackers, we don't make very good transsexuals. I'm sure like Tipsy you'd make a very cute fag, you should be proud. :)



ShadowDragonTam
Dec 2 2008, 01:59 PM
You've seen TFE answer is easy ugly as sin :cool: and here comes the lame ass scottish ginger bleh bleh bleh least we ent as ugly as THIS!
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It has an anus for a chin.....*shudders in disgust*
I can seriously barely understand what you're saying. You people have a childish control of the English language. Get your pathetic dumbass out of my sight. :munch:
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Amazing Clan. Join TFE!
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Negro please.

Tensa_Vizard
Dec 2 2008, 06:15 PM
Amazing Clan. Join TFE!
:!para:
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Tensa_Vizard
Dec 2 2008, 06:15 PM
Amazing Clan. Join TFE!
uh...wtf.....

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I can seriously barely understand what you're saying. You people have a childish control of the English language. Get your pathetic dumbass out of my sight.


Well would help if you could see me and beside Pedar kos de.
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Murray, Bill

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Dec 2 2008, 06:13 PM
Gloriously, we're no uglyass Scots, Arabs, Indians, or white people. Disgusting. As for hair, well verily we do often possess it, but that's because we're men. See, men have hair on many places. :teach: Unlike you strange androgynous shemales who look like prepubescent girls. :p It's why, unlike you Asians and crackers, we don't make very good transsexuals. I'm sure like Tipsy you'd make a very cute fag, you should be proud. :)

Nigga i am filled with hair. I am a mountain man. fuck you for ever doubting me.

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Negro please.

piano rock
Dec 3 2008, 10:24 AM
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Dec 2 2008, 06:13 PM
Gloriously, we're no uglyass Scots, Arabs, Indians, or white people. Disgusting. As for hair, well verily we do often possess it, but that's because we're men. See, men have hair on many places. :teach: Unlike you strange androgynous shemales who look like prepubescent girls. :p It's why, unlike you Asians and crackers, we don't make very good transsexuals. I'm sure like Tipsy you'd make a very cute fag, you should be proud. :)

Nigga i am filled with hair. I am a mountain man. fuck you for ever doubting me.
Sure you are, whitey. :beard: You seemed startled by man hair, puberty should be fun for you in a couple decades. :p


ShadowDragonTam
Dec 3 2008, 08:45 AM
Tensa_Vizard
Dec 2 2008, 06:15 PM
Amazing Clan. Join TFE!
uh...wtf.....

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I can seriously barely understand what you're saying. You people have a childish control of the English language. Get your pathetic dumbass out of my sight.


Well would help if you could see me and beside Pedar kos de.
No thanks. :puke:
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Murray, Bill

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Dec 3 2008, 06:18 PM
Sure you are, whitey. :beard: You seemed startled by man hair, puberty should be fun for you in a couple decades. :p
No, but when your most recognized picture is that of a clean shaven man, seeing you in that form is a bit different. And besides i'm more startled by the Cheerios or whatever the fuck is in your vomit. :cool:

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looks like wet popcorn O.o....I dont even wanna know what it is really so lets leave it at that.

why the piss is this dead lately?
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no one reads the rules do they O.o certain 1000+ posts were needed lol.

Well up to PR I guess though I say a test of epic proportions are needed and is demanded....aswell as alot of begging.
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Ohhhhh YEAH!

I beseech upon you to let me join, oh glorious ones!

That begging good enough or is a second draft in order?


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I've got a Ph.D in kicking your ass.

I don't care if Red joins, but Fappy must be banned from GROSS grounds and never allowed to taint the holy land we walk upon again. :cool:
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