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[GROSS] VIVA LA GROSS
Topic Started: Jun 9 2008, 09:04 PM (3,619 Views)
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Murray, Bill

Welcome to GROSS

What is GROSS you ask? Here at CA, it stands for:

Get Rid Of Sloppy RoleplayerS

We, the elite few, the upper echelon of RPers, Forum Hounds, and Trolls that rule the clans above all others present ourselves to you. We are the best. And we know it.

If you wish to join this Clan you must be proven worthy. Your overall worth is up to the discretion of The Grand Patriarch and others of strong rank. You will be given challenges, asked questions, forced to kill sometimes...all in The Name of GROSS.


So ask yourself. Do you really have the testes to join this clan?

Member List
piano rock - Grand Patriarch
Siberkil - The Keeper of the Ancient Laws
A Papaya - Official Muddle Kike
Tipsy - EX Supreme Ruler and Dictator for Life
Jeff - Archduke of Sideburns and Random Facts
igoo - Master Artist
ShadowDragonTam - Jim
RedBldSandman - Lvl 14 Mage


Clan Friends
TFE - Mr. Peanut

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The Ancient Laws (That Suck Cock)
1 - No one is allowed to use the :cheer: smilie. Doing so is punishable by ridicule and/or death.
2 - Those who speak in GROSS, must be a part of GROSS. Otherwise, ye shall be castrated.
3 - Those who wish to Join GROSS, shall haveth one post to prove their worth to be part of GROSS! Newbs who dare break the one post Submission to GROSS shall be publicly stoned, shat upon, and humiliated to the full decree of newbness.
5 - As long as any question asked is answered with 'GROSS' it will be right, unless circumstances ask that those questions be further elaborated upon.
6 - Do not ever... and I mean EVER! Speak of the fourth law! Do not ask why there is no fourth law, do not even THINK about the fourth law! Do not even attempt to think about THINKING about the fourth law! I swear by Zeus' Beard, the fires of hades itself will be unleashed upon your friends, family, and soul, and you will be cast into eternal damnation! In fact, once you're done reading this, hit yourself with a hammer on the head and forget even reading the Sixth Law which pertains about the Fourth Law!
7 - All who accept the challenges (or tasks) of the Grand Patriarch shall be pursuant to the full extent of their abilities of said task at hand. Failure to meet or exceed the task shall be subjugated to the terms of punishment as set forth by the Grand Patriarch. Lashings, beatings, public nudity, stoning, tar & feathering, or any combination thereof those punishments listed or generated by the Grand Patriarch at the time of punishment, however demeaning to the acceptee, shall be served by the term set.
8 - The Only Law Makers for GROSS Are the Grand Patriarch and the Keeper of the Ancient Laws.
Unless you suggest a really good law....then we might add it. But we'll take the credit.
9 - TFE is a bitch.
10 - Unto these laws that are written, all must follow them with undying and unyielding devotion. Those that stray from the laws set forth shall be eternally banished from GROSS, and called a BUTTFUCKING HOMO for the rest of their days.
11 - The Laws of GROSS do not, i repeat, DO NOT apply to only GROSS members, but all Members of Coloholics Anonymous. Those who do not recognize this are BUTTFUCKING HOMOS
12 - THERE IS NO SISSY WHINING IN GROSS!!! NONE! IF WE ARE ELITIST, THEN ACT LIKE A FUCKING ELITIST!

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Never put my flamer on safety

Every day, pr, you come closer and closer to making me crack :(
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PWNZED BY BREATH ATTACK!

What the fuck is going on in here?
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Murray, Bill

WELCOME TO THE CLAN OF CLANS! Join GROSS you must?

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Legen...dary

:fap:
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." -Barney Stinson
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Murray, Bill

what say you Siberkil.

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piano rock
Jun 17 2008, 09:55 PM
what say you Siberkil.

now don't be desperate.
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Murray, Bill

Siberkil is a higher ranking RPer than you. be quiet boy.

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piano rock
Jun 17 2008, 10:05 PM
Siberkil is a higher ranking RPer than you. be quiet boy.

desperation never got anyone anything. think of darfur.
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Murray, Bill

you are a monkey.

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Nice Name Gross Is. :)

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Jun 21 2008, 01:44 AM
Nice Name Gross Is. :)

:cheer:

Are you Tipsy?
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Murray, Bill

Tipsy's in china man. he wont be posting for a while.

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PWNZED BY BREATH ATTACK!

Call me what you will...

But I will pwnz you.

First order of business! From this day forth, whoever uses smiley cheerface will be forever banned and ridiculed as a googly-eyed gooky gook.

THIS I DEMAND!!!
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Murray, Bill

SO IT IS WRITTEN.

SO IT SHALL BE.

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piano rock
Jun 22 2008, 09:18 PM
Tipsy's in china man. he wont be posting for a while.

he used the cheerleader smiley. thus I thought he was Tipsy.
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