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[GROSS] VIVA LA GROSS
Topic Started: Jun 9 2008, 09:04 PM (3,602 Views)
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Murray, Bill

Welcome to GROSS

What is GROSS you ask? Here at CA, it stands for:

Get Rid Of Sloppy RoleplayerS

We, the elite few, the upper echelon of RPers, Forum Hounds, and Trolls that rule the clans above all others present ourselves to you. We are the best. And we know it.

If you wish to join this Clan you must be proven worthy. Your overall worth is up to the discretion of The Grand Patriarch and others of strong rank. You will be given challenges, asked questions, forced to kill sometimes...all in The Name of GROSS.


So ask yourself. Do you really have the testes to join this clan?

Member List
piano rock - Grand Patriarch
Siberkil - The Keeper of the Ancient Laws
A Papaya - Official Muddle Kike
Tipsy - EX Supreme Ruler and Dictator for Life
Jeff - Archduke of Sideburns and Random Facts
igoo - Master Artist
ShadowDragonTam - Jim
RedBldSandman - Lvl 14 Mage


Clan Friends
TFE - Mr. Peanut

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The Ancient Laws (That Suck Cock)
1 - No one is allowed to use the :cheer: smilie. Doing so is punishable by ridicule and/or death.
2 - Those who speak in GROSS, must be a part of GROSS. Otherwise, ye shall be castrated.
3 - Those who wish to Join GROSS, shall haveth one post to prove their worth to be part of GROSS! Newbs who dare break the one post Submission to GROSS shall be publicly stoned, shat upon, and humiliated to the full decree of newbness.
5 - As long as any question asked is answered with 'GROSS' it will be right, unless circumstances ask that those questions be further elaborated upon.
6 - Do not ever... and I mean EVER! Speak of the fourth law! Do not ask why there is no fourth law, do not even THINK about the fourth law! Do not even attempt to think about THINKING about the fourth law! I swear by Zeus' Beard, the fires of hades itself will be unleashed upon your friends, family, and soul, and you will be cast into eternal damnation! In fact, once you're done reading this, hit yourself with a hammer on the head and forget even reading the Sixth Law which pertains about the Fourth Law!
7 - All who accept the challenges (or tasks) of the Grand Patriarch shall be pursuant to the full extent of their abilities of said task at hand. Failure to meet or exceed the task shall be subjugated to the terms of punishment as set forth by the Grand Patriarch. Lashings, beatings, public nudity, stoning, tar & feathering, or any combination thereof those punishments listed or generated by the Grand Patriarch at the time of punishment, however demeaning to the acceptee, shall be served by the term set.
8 - The Only Law Makers for GROSS Are the Grand Patriarch and the Keeper of the Ancient Laws.
Unless you suggest a really good law....then we might add it. But we'll take the credit.
9 - TFE is a bitch.
10 - Unto these laws that are written, all must follow them with undying and unyielding devotion. Those that stray from the laws set forth shall be eternally banished from GROSS, and called a BUTTFUCKING HOMO for the rest of their days.
11 - The Laws of GROSS do not, i repeat, DO NOT apply to only GROSS members, but all Members of Coloholics Anonymous. Those who do not recognize this are BUTTFUCKING HOMOS
12 - THERE IS NO SISSY WHINING IN GROSS!!! NONE! IF WE ARE ELITIST, THEN ACT LIKE A FUCKING ELITIST!

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:mob: I vote Firemane/ Miyamoto Musashi.............Crucify and burn the cross with him on it :argh: I'm certain I ent the only one he fucking pisses off to no end with his asschinness.
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Never put my flamer on safety

I vote i know no noobs on this site. therefore, let's kill Tipsy
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Jeff
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I've got a Ph.D in kicking your ass.

Hmm... Both of the current proposals interest me, particularly miyamoto... And particularly Tipsy.... Huh, you know, I really wouldn't be able to decide...... Another name we can throw in the batch there: Atredis.
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Kaworu's eyes suddenly widened in anger and exertion, putting a good deal of spiritual power and physical strength into himself as he slammed his spear shaft vertically forward against Jeff's locked blade to send him back.

"And you would give your life for such a meaningless task? Delaying me will not halt my goals."

Yes, I fought Kaworu. And I lived.[RPGData:10005|9|28|56|3|3|482|222|Dragon Sword|Dragon Armor|Dwarf|40551|None|None|134|6|1|0|None|NaN|None|The Klu Klux Klan]
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Murray, Bill

I saw we crucify a slightly known member. That way the noobs are even more frightened. We MAKE A STATEMENT.

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TFE Magnus
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Negro please.

Nay, lay not a hand on my noobs! Crucify me instead, I shall die for the sins of Coloholics. :(


TFE Jesus

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Murray, Bill

Eh you're too easy. LET HIM LIVE.

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Let TFE the bitch live I say miyamoto! he tries to save the n00bs from my scourne in the c-box and as c-box king this bitch must go ¬_¬
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Siberkil
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PWNZED BY BREATH ATTACK!

Hmmm... I miss a lot in the weeks I'm gone.

So I SAYETH UNTO THEE!!!

ACTIVITY IS WHAT MAKES US AWESOME, BUT ELITIST SPEAK ONLY KNOWLEDGE!! THEREFORE, IF YOU ARE ELITIST, YOU SHALL ONLY SPEAK WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO CRUCIFY OR DESTROY!!!

...OR ADD!

...Fuck this.

Anybody want a pizza?
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I'll have a meat feast pizza extra ham and a side order of Miyamoto Musashi CRUCIFIED :mob: :mob: :mob: :mob:
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I've got a Ph.D in kicking your ass.

I'll take the heart attack special. Basically, 3 extra orders of every meat topping there is on a single pizza. Also, let's crucify miyamoto and amakard. :cool:
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Kaworu's eyes suddenly widened in anger and exertion, putting a good deal of spiritual power and physical strength into himself as he slammed his spear shaft vertically forward against Jeff's locked blade to send him back.

"And you would give your life for such a meaningless task? Delaying me will not halt my goals."

Yes, I fought Kaworu. And I lived.[RPGData:10005|9|28|56|3|3|482|222|Dragon Sword|Dragon Armor|Dwarf|40551|None|None|134|6|1|0|None|NaN|None|The Klu Klux Klan]
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Negro please.

Siberkil
Nov 12 2008, 11:19 AM
Hmmm... I miss a lot in the weeks I'm gone.

So I SAYETH UNTO THEE!!!

ACTIVITY IS WHAT MAKES US AWESOME, BUT ELITIST SPEAK ONLY KNOWLEDGE!! THEREFORE, IF YOU ARE ELITIST, YOU SHALL ONLY SPEAK WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO CRUCIFY OR DESTROY!!!

...OR ADD!

...Fuck this.

Anybody want a pizza?
I'm down. :beard: Get me a simple pepperoni.
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TFE Magnus
Nov 12 2008, 05:41 PM
Siberkil
Nov 12 2008, 11:19 AM
Hmmm... I miss a lot in the weeks I'm gone.

So I SAYETH UNTO THEE!!!

ACTIVITY IS WHAT MAKES US AWESOME, BUT ELITIST SPEAK ONLY KNOWLEDGE!! THEREFORE, IF YOU ARE ELITIST, YOU SHALL ONLY SPEAK WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO CRUCIFY OR DESTROY!!!

...OR ADD!

...Fuck this.

Anybody want a pizza?
I'm down. :beard: Get me a simple pepperoni.
screw it lets just go get drunk. I need vast amounts of alcohol. :drunks:
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TFE Magnus
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Negro please.

ShadowDragonTam
Nov 16 2008, 04:35 AM
TFE Magnus
Nov 12 2008, 05:41 PM
Siberkil
Nov 12 2008, 11:19 AM
Hmmm... I miss a lot in the weeks I'm gone.

So I SAYETH UNTO THEE!!!

ACTIVITY IS WHAT MAKES US AWESOME, BUT ELITIST SPEAK ONLY KNOWLEDGE!! THEREFORE, IF YOU ARE ELITIST, YOU SHALL ONLY SPEAK WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO CRUCIFY OR DESTROY!!!

...OR ADD!

...Fuck this.

Anybody want a pizza?
I'm down. :beard: Get me a simple pepperoni.
screw it lets just go get drunk. I need vast amounts of alcohol. :drunks:
Just drink my liquid diarrhea dude :cookie:
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I've got a Ph.D in kicking your ass.

ShadowDragonTam
Nov 16 2008, 04:35 AM
TFE Magnus
Nov 12 2008, 05:41 PM
Siberkil
Nov 12 2008, 11:19 AM
Hmmm... I miss a lot in the weeks I'm gone.

So I SAYETH UNTO THEE!!!

ACTIVITY IS WHAT MAKES US AWESOME, BUT ELITIST SPEAK ONLY KNOWLEDGE!! THEREFORE, IF YOU ARE ELITIST, YOU SHALL ONLY SPEAK WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO CRUCIFY OR DESTROY!!!

...OR ADD!

...Fuck this.

Anybody want a pizza?
I'm down. :beard: Get me a simple pepperoni.
screw it lets just go get drunk. I need vast amounts of alcohol. :drunks:
Why not just slit your wrists and drink from that? I'm pretty sure your blood alcohal content is more than the amount of actual blood. :colbert:
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TFE Magnus
 
Kaworu's eyes suddenly widened in anger and exertion, putting a good deal of spiritual power and physical strength into himself as he slammed his spear shaft vertically forward against Jeff's locked blade to send him back.

"And you would give your life for such a meaningless task? Delaying me will not halt my goals."

Yes, I fought Kaworu. And I lived.[RPGData:10005|9|28|56|3|3|482|222|Dragon Sword|Dragon Armor|Dwarf|40551|None|None|134|6|1|0|None|NaN|None|The Klu Klux Klan]
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Negro please.

Jeff
Nov 16 2008, 03:18 PM
ShadowDragonTam
Nov 16 2008, 04:35 AM
TFE Magnus
Nov 12 2008, 05:41 PM
Siberkil
Nov 12 2008, 11:19 AM
Hmmm... I miss a lot in the weeks I'm gone.

So I SAYETH UNTO THEE!!!

ACTIVITY IS WHAT MAKES US AWESOME, BUT ELITIST SPEAK ONLY KNOWLEDGE!! THEREFORE, IF YOU ARE ELITIST, YOU SHALL ONLY SPEAK WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO CRUCIFY OR DESTROY!!!

...OR ADD!

...Fuck this.

Anybody want a pizza?
I'm down. :beard: Get me a simple pepperoni.
screw it lets just go get drunk. I need vast amounts of alcohol. :drunks:
Why not just slit your wrists and drink from that? I'm pretty sure your blood alcohal content is more than the amount of actual blood. :colbert:
You're thinking of me, buddy boy. Eat my shit and it'll get you high. :cookie:
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