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[GROSS] VIVA LA GROSS
Topic Started: Jun 9 2008, 09:04 PM (3,605 Views)
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Murray, Bill

Welcome to GROSS

What is GROSS you ask? Here at CA, it stands for:

Get Rid Of Sloppy RoleplayerS

We, the elite few, the upper echelon of RPers, Forum Hounds, and Trolls that rule the clans above all others present ourselves to you. We are the best. And we know it.

If you wish to join this Clan you must be proven worthy. Your overall worth is up to the discretion of The Grand Patriarch and others of strong rank. You will be given challenges, asked questions, forced to kill sometimes...all in The Name of GROSS.


So ask yourself. Do you really have the testes to join this clan?

Member List
piano rock - Grand Patriarch
Siberkil - The Keeper of the Ancient Laws
A Papaya - Official Muddle Kike
Tipsy - EX Supreme Ruler and Dictator for Life
Jeff - Archduke of Sideburns and Random Facts
igoo - Master Artist
ShadowDragonTam - Jim
RedBldSandman - Lvl 14 Mage


Clan Friends
TFE - Mr. Peanut

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The Ancient Laws (That Suck Cock)
1 - No one is allowed to use the :cheer: smilie. Doing so is punishable by ridicule and/or death.
2 - Those who speak in GROSS, must be a part of GROSS. Otherwise, ye shall be castrated.
3 - Those who wish to Join GROSS, shall haveth one post to prove their worth to be part of GROSS! Newbs who dare break the one post Submission to GROSS shall be publicly stoned, shat upon, and humiliated to the full decree of newbness.
5 - As long as any question asked is answered with 'GROSS' it will be right, unless circumstances ask that those questions be further elaborated upon.
6 - Do not ever... and I mean EVER! Speak of the fourth law! Do not ask why there is no fourth law, do not even THINK about the fourth law! Do not even attempt to think about THINKING about the fourth law! I swear by Zeus' Beard, the fires of hades itself will be unleashed upon your friends, family, and soul, and you will be cast into eternal damnation! In fact, once you're done reading this, hit yourself with a hammer on the head and forget even reading the Sixth Law which pertains about the Fourth Law!
7 - All who accept the challenges (or tasks) of the Grand Patriarch shall be pursuant to the full extent of their abilities of said task at hand. Failure to meet or exceed the task shall be subjugated to the terms of punishment as set forth by the Grand Patriarch. Lashings, beatings, public nudity, stoning, tar & feathering, or any combination thereof those punishments listed or generated by the Grand Patriarch at the time of punishment, however demeaning to the acceptee, shall be served by the term set.
8 - The Only Law Makers for GROSS Are the Grand Patriarch and the Keeper of the Ancient Laws.
Unless you suggest a really good law....then we might add it. But we'll take the credit.
9 - TFE is a bitch.
10 - Unto these laws that are written, all must follow them with undying and unyielding devotion. Those that stray from the laws set forth shall be eternally banished from GROSS, and called a BUTTFUCKING HOMO for the rest of their days.
11 - The Laws of GROSS do not, i repeat, DO NOT apply to only GROSS members, but all Members of Coloholics Anonymous. Those who do not recognize this are BUTTFUCKING HOMOS
12 - THERE IS NO SISSY WHINING IN GROSS!!! NONE! IF WE ARE ELITIST, THEN ACT LIKE A FUCKING ELITIST!

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Ultimate Danny
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This clan just seems to be elitist senior RPers and every time it gets reincarnated the new leader/patriarch/fuhrer whatever claims to be even better than the last. Last time it was Tipsy, now it's PR, your next leader will likely say PR was a corrupt white fag. Every time GROSS is reincarnated it heightens rhetoric against "sloppy rpers" and a scapegoat group, this time being anime fags.

AAC's short lived and incredibly gay Class clan is a regular dictatorship.

You're basically Apartheid South Africa with some Nazism and old school European aristocratic elitism thrown in. :teach:

LIBERATE ISRAEL!!! :argh:
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TFE Magnus
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Negro please.

Ultimate Danny
Aug 12 2008, 09:09 PM
This clan just seems to be elitist senior RPers and every time it gets reincarnated the new leader/patriarch/fuhrer whatever claims to be even better than the last. Last time it was Tipsy, now it's PR, your next leader will likely say PR was a corrupt white fag. Every time GROSS is reincarnated it heightens rhetoric against "sloppy rpers" and a scapegoat group, this time being anime fags.

AAC's short lived and incredibly gay Class clan is a regular dictatorship.

You're basically Apartheid South Africa with some Nazism and old school European aristocratic elitism thrown in. :teach:

LIBERATE ISRAEL!!! :argh:

Wouldn't the scapegoats of these faux-elitists be the Palestinians? :p
UD has a striking point though. :cool: Way to keep it real. :salute:
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piano rock
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Murray, Bill

Fine. From now on we simply hate China. San will agree to that. Oh and women on the internet...most make me cry with the way they act....but some of you may fight me on that one.

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TFE Magnus
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Negro please.

piano rock
Aug 14 2008, 05:08 AM
Fine. From now on we simply hate China. San will agree to that. Oh and women on the internet...most make me cry with the way they act....but some of you may fight me on that one.

Fuck the Chinese, seriously, for an unbelievable amount of reasons, including having to watch their illegal team of retarded 13 year olds cheat and defeat our team of honorable good American girls. :usa:
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Dun forget they have a lip syncing 9 year old do the opening song cause the girl who was signing had crooked teeth.....but who cares brits fucked em in the badminton :cool: :cool:

honestly not sure why im proud of that though O.o
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hmm so my quest is to find a PR pic... i believe I may of done just that, but I could be wrong... well here it goes

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"Hey I can see TFEs mum in the shower :cool: "

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lol dunno bout yous but it amuses me
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Legen...dary

Lame. I'm not amused.

BTW, three words for PR: The Raven King. I'd be happy to hand over the reigns to you.
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Jeff
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I've got a Ph.D in kicking your ass.

piano, you better accept and do an amazing job! :argh: TRK was fucking epic and never made it past test stages because of Tipsy's dumbassery and I shall not rest properly until it has been played to great extend by myself and many others!
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Kaworu's eyes suddenly widened in anger and exertion, putting a good deal of spiritual power and physical strength into himself as he slammed his spear shaft vertically forward against Jeff's locked blade to send him back.

"And you would give your life for such a meaningless task? Delaying me will not halt my goals."

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Maggles pirate Vs Jeff ninja O.o?????

but yes TRK bring it on :argh:
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piano rock
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Murray, Bill

oh i fully accept. I now need to read a book apparently first. What is the book called again Tip?

Also, well done Keni. I though it wasn't on the forum anymore...but maybe you went somewhere else. i dunno. Anywho....what shall Kenichi's Title be?

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Legen...dary

Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell

Keni will be the official door man.
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Jeff
Aug 18 2008, 10:48 AM
piano, you better accept and do an amazing job! :argh: TRK was fucking epic and never made it past test stages because of Tipsy's dumbassery and I shall not rest properly until it has been played to great extend by myself and many others!

don't forget my dumbassery.

Yeah PR, read the book...it's good, and should give you a lot of inspiration.
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Aug 12 2008, 05:13 PM
Ultimate Danny
Aug 12 2008, 09:09 PM
This clan just seems to be elitist senior RPers and every time it gets reincarnated the new leader/patriarch/fuhrer whatever claims to be even better than the last. Last time it was Tipsy, now it's PR, your next leader will likely say PR was a corrupt white fag. Every time GROSS is reincarnated it heightens rhetoric against "sloppy rpers" and a scapegoat group, this time being anime fags.

AAC's short lived and incredibly gay Class clan is a regular dictatorship.

You're basically Apartheid South Africa with some Nazism and old school European aristocratic elitism thrown in. :teach:

LIBERATE ISRAEL!!! :argh:

Wouldn't the scapegoats of these faux-elitists be the Palestinians? :p
UD has a striking point though. :cool: Way to keep it real. :salute:

Meh, Palestinians are the perfect mix of aggressor and victim they aren't an effective scapegoat because they have support from leftards and A-rabs.

Also TRK is the epitomy of GROSS elitist ideology as it seeks to create a pure and overly complex rp whose premise is to be played by faux-elitist rpers.
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Why do I have to be the doorman?

I can not wait for the epic-ness... :giggity:

Good luck with it PR!
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