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| piano rock | Jun 9 2008, 09:04 PM Post #1 |
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Welcome to GROSS What is GROSS you ask? Here at CA, it stands for: Get Rid Of Sloppy RoleplayerS We, the elite few, the upper echelon of RPers, Forum Hounds, and Trolls that rule the clans above all others present ourselves to you. We are the best. And we know it. If you wish to join this Clan you must be proven worthy. Your overall worth is up to the discretion of The Grand Patriarch and others of strong rank. You will be given challenges, asked questions, forced to kill sometimes...all in The Name of GROSS. So ask yourself. Do you really have the testes to join this clan? Member List piano rock - Grand Patriarch Siberkil - The Keeper of the Ancient Laws A Papaya - Official Muddle Kike Tipsy - EX Supreme Ruler and Dictator for Life Jeff - Archduke of Sideburns and Random Facts igoo - Master Artist ShadowDragonTam - Jim RedBldSandman - Lvl 14 Mage Clan Friends TFE - Mr. Peanut ![]() The Ancient Laws (That Suck Cock) 1 - No one is allowed to use the smilie. Doing so is punishable by ridicule and/or death.2 - Those who speak in GROSS, must be a part of GROSS. Otherwise, ye shall be castrated. 3 - Those who wish to Join GROSS, shall haveth one post to prove their worth to be part of GROSS! Newbs who dare break the one post Submission to GROSS shall be publicly stoned, shat upon, and humiliated to the full decree of newbness. 5 - As long as any question asked is answered with 'GROSS' it will be right, unless circumstances ask that those questions be further elaborated upon. 6 - Do not ever... and I mean EVER! Speak of the fourth law! Do not ask why there is no fourth law, do not even THINK about the fourth law! Do not even attempt to think about THINKING about the fourth law! I swear by Zeus' Beard, the fires of hades itself will be unleashed upon your friends, family, and soul, and you will be cast into eternal damnation! In fact, once you're done reading this, hit yourself with a hammer on the head and forget even reading the Sixth Law which pertains about the Fourth Law! 7 - All who accept the challenges (or tasks) of the Grand Patriarch shall be pursuant to the full extent of their abilities of said task at hand. Failure to meet or exceed the task shall be subjugated to the terms of punishment as set forth by the Grand Patriarch. Lashings, beatings, public nudity, stoning, tar & feathering, or any combination thereof those punishments listed or generated by the Grand Patriarch at the time of punishment, however demeaning to the acceptee, shall be served by the term set. 8 - The Only Law Makers for GROSS Are the Grand Patriarch and the Keeper of the Ancient Laws. Unless you suggest a really good law....then we might add it. But we'll take the credit. 9 - TFE is a bitch. 10 - Unto these laws that are written, all must follow them with undying and unyielding devotion. Those that stray from the laws set forth shall be eternally banished from GROSS, and called a BUTTFUCKING HOMO for the rest of their days. 11 - The Laws of GROSS do not, i repeat, DO NOT apply to only GROSS members, but all Members of Coloholics Anonymous. Those who do not recognize this are BUTTFUCKING HOMOS 12 - THERE IS NO SISSY WHINING IN GROSS!!! NONE! IF WE ARE ELITIST, THEN ACT LIKE A FUCKING ELITIST! |
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| Deleted User | Aug 6 2008, 04:05 PM Post #211 |
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You can do it with all your rib...you just got to do Yoga for like smeg knows how long its an urban myth bout the rib thing ¬_¬ and fuck no i ent even done it i got a bad back |
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| A Papaya | Aug 6 2008, 06:33 PM Post #212 |
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Never put my flamer on safety
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Howabout you suck someone elses dick. Mine. |
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| Silber rache | Aug 6 2008, 09:05 PM Post #213 |
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Scotlands number 1
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*shrugs* so my only option is to either suck my own dick, or that of someone half way across the world... I can see this happening sometime soon |
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| Tipsy | Aug 7 2008, 01:01 AM Post #214 |
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Legen...dary
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This thread reeks of... sloppiness. Hi from Beijing, I'm gonna be watching the opening ceremonies of the olympics tomorrow. Try to spot me on TV.
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| Deleted User | Aug 7 2008, 03:59 AM Post #215 |
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needle in a haystack? |
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| Jeff | Aug 7 2008, 08:45 AM Post #216 |
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I've got a Ph.D in kicking your ass.
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Tipsy used the cheerleader smiley.
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| TFE Magnus | Aug 7 2008, 08:53 AM Post #217 |
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Negro please.
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A single ugly chink in a horde of chinks.
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| Deleted User | Aug 8 2008, 06:08 AM Post #218 |
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Death by chinese pollution should be the punishment
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| piano rock | Aug 8 2008, 01:10 PM Post #219 |
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Tip is worthless anyways. He is in china. This thread is mere recruiting. Also. Also...someone help me think of a task for Ken...i cant think of anything. No dick sucking. |
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| A Papaya | Aug 9 2008, 08:06 AM Post #220 |
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Never put my flamer on safety
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2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users) 2 Members: A Papaya, Siberkil OH SHIT ITS SIBERKIL |
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| Siberkil | Aug 11 2008, 07:45 PM Post #221 |
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PWNZED BY BREATH ATTACK!
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What the nigger has happened in this thread? Is there no justice? No penance? No PERSECUTION!?!? WE ARE GROSS! AND THEREFORE, SHALL BE GROSS! No more of this ridiculousness, seflish children they all are until they are properly branded with the rights of a GROSS member. For Ken, he shall find a picture of [you] on the internet. He shall then label that picture with something hilarious. If not, PUNISHMENT!! EDIT: Also, I've decided that there are too many manga deusches, or japanophucks, whatever you call them, on this site. They are like a weed choking out the fresh and the original here on CA. If we don't do something about them soon, they'll overrun us like a Pro Starcrafter Zerg-rushing a noob. |
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| Tipsy | Aug 12 2008, 12:25 AM Post #222 |
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Legen...dary
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My life for Ajur.
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| Deleted User | Aug 12 2008, 04:21 AM Post #223 |
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Picture of himself is too easy should get one of PR ![]() More interesting I'd say
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| piano rock | Aug 12 2008, 08:49 AM Post #224 |
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Yes, as GROSS Patriarch i call for Ken to find a Picture of Me on the Internet and caption it in a way as such that will please me. THIS BE YOUR TASK |
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| Deleted User | Aug 12 2008, 08:52 AM Post #225 |
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smilie. Doing so is punishable by ridicule and/or death.









Tipsy used the cheerleader smiley.





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