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[GROSS] VIVA LA GROSS
Topic Started: Jun 9 2008, 09:04 PM (3,607 Views)
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Murray, Bill

Welcome to GROSS

What is GROSS you ask? Here at CA, it stands for:

Get Rid Of Sloppy RoleplayerS

We, the elite few, the upper echelon of RPers, Forum Hounds, and Trolls that rule the clans above all others present ourselves to you. We are the best. And we know it.

If you wish to join this Clan you must be proven worthy. Your overall worth is up to the discretion of The Grand Patriarch and others of strong rank. You will be given challenges, asked questions, forced to kill sometimes...all in The Name of GROSS.


So ask yourself. Do you really have the testes to join this clan?

Member List
piano rock - Grand Patriarch
Siberkil - The Keeper of the Ancient Laws
A Papaya - Official Muddle Kike
Tipsy - EX Supreme Ruler and Dictator for Life
Jeff - Archduke of Sideburns and Random Facts
igoo - Master Artist
ShadowDragonTam - Jim
RedBldSandman - Lvl 14 Mage


Clan Friends
TFE - Mr. Peanut

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The Ancient Laws (That Suck Cock)
1 - No one is allowed to use the :cheer: smilie. Doing so is punishable by ridicule and/or death.
2 - Those who speak in GROSS, must be a part of GROSS. Otherwise, ye shall be castrated.
3 - Those who wish to Join GROSS, shall haveth one post to prove their worth to be part of GROSS! Newbs who dare break the one post Submission to GROSS shall be publicly stoned, shat upon, and humiliated to the full decree of newbness.
5 - As long as any question asked is answered with 'GROSS' it will be right, unless circumstances ask that those questions be further elaborated upon.
6 - Do not ever... and I mean EVER! Speak of the fourth law! Do not ask why there is no fourth law, do not even THINK about the fourth law! Do not even attempt to think about THINKING about the fourth law! I swear by Zeus' Beard, the fires of hades itself will be unleashed upon your friends, family, and soul, and you will be cast into eternal damnation! In fact, once you're done reading this, hit yourself with a hammer on the head and forget even reading the Sixth Law which pertains about the Fourth Law!
7 - All who accept the challenges (or tasks) of the Grand Patriarch shall be pursuant to the full extent of their abilities of said task at hand. Failure to meet or exceed the task shall be subjugated to the terms of punishment as set forth by the Grand Patriarch. Lashings, beatings, public nudity, stoning, tar & feathering, or any combination thereof those punishments listed or generated by the Grand Patriarch at the time of punishment, however demeaning to the acceptee, shall be served by the term set.
8 - The Only Law Makers for GROSS Are the Grand Patriarch and the Keeper of the Ancient Laws.
Unless you suggest a really good law....then we might add it. But we'll take the credit.
9 - TFE is a bitch.
10 - Unto these laws that are written, all must follow them with undying and unyielding devotion. Those that stray from the laws set forth shall be eternally banished from GROSS, and called a BUTTFUCKING HOMO for the rest of their days.
11 - The Laws of GROSS do not, i repeat, DO NOT apply to only GROSS members, but all Members of Coloholics Anonymous. Those who do not recognize this are BUTTFUCKING HOMOS
12 - THERE IS NO SISSY WHINING IN GROSS!!! NONE! IF WE ARE ELITIST, THEN ACT LIKE A FUCKING ELITIST!

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Murray, Bill

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Aug 2 2008, 04:34 AM
(The Order and Jedit live inside my heart :gruh: )


:gruh: Nostalgia Moment.

TFE Magnus
Aug 2 2008, 04:34 AM
always around to throw in some bizarre comment in the clan threads to mess with the flow. 


You are more or less Helping the flow of this thread San....but anyways...

[size=14]ENOUGH[/size]
...whoa...when you make words bigger and then just start at them for a minute you realize how crazy the letters look together.

ENOUGH
ENOUGH
ENOUGH
ENOUGH
ENUFF

but yea anyways

[size=14]ENOUGH[/size]

No more fighting between the "pureblood" and scot. You failed you're main test to find a new picture of Sanbud. I have done it for you.
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But i think you will do well either way. Just like the Nazi's we really didnt discriminate against who we let join so long as they hated jews and gypsys and homeless people too. So as long as you hate the people we hate, you're welcome.

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I passionately hate the little fuckers who have sprung up of late so thats in agreement and your picture Fails it doesnt show :p
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Murray, Bill

did San delete it?

San are you Rik Young? :hacha:

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Negro please.

piano rock
Aug 3 2008, 01:15 AM
did San delete it?

San are you Rik Young? :hacha:

IMDB doesn't like you. :(
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hai giez wus up
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Murray, Bill

Either way....You look like Rik Young a bit...except he's british.

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I dun want niggerdogg being british. It's hard enough as it is without him putting us down more :(
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Murray, Bill

ah thats right...you're a scot....or is that Kenichi? I can never remember....either way. What shall your member name be SDT?

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Negro please.

piano rock
Aug 5 2008, 06:40 AM
ah thats right...you're a scot....or is that Kenichi? I can never remember....either way. What shall your member name be SDT?

Official Self-Hating Scot Scum. :p
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no no me and kenichi are both scots and zeez and weehay and kiba_narusami and a few more I think O.o

um.....The Duke of Fail-bringing? Kickass from my title can be omitted
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Anyone mind this one joining?
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"I've never tried to be forgiven for my sins. But you should."
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Murray, Bill

Tam you are now known as Jim.

And Ken. You must undergo a trying task to prove your worth.

What shall his task be?

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I've got a Ph.D in kicking your ass.

To suck his own cock in a test of flexibility. Or perhaps a more rational task is needed?
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Kaworu's eyes suddenly widened in anger and exertion, putting a good deal of spiritual power and physical strength into himself as he slammed his spear shaft vertically forward against Jeff's locked blade to send him back.

"And you would give your life for such a meaningless task? Delaying me will not halt my goals."

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I concurr with Jeffs suggestion though a more prudent means of testing would be required. To shave GROSS into the side of a goat? or to spray paint it on a cow?
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hmm... I have all of my ribs, so the sucking of my own cock would be highly difficult, any other suggestions?
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