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[GROSS] VIVA LA GROSS
Topic Started: Jun 9 2008, 09:04 PM (3,608 Views)
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Murray, Bill

Welcome to GROSS

What is GROSS you ask? Here at CA, it stands for:

Get Rid Of Sloppy RoleplayerS

We, the elite few, the upper echelon of RPers, Forum Hounds, and Trolls that rule the clans above all others present ourselves to you. We are the best. And we know it.

If you wish to join this Clan you must be proven worthy. Your overall worth is up to the discretion of The Grand Patriarch and others of strong rank. You will be given challenges, asked questions, forced to kill sometimes...all in The Name of GROSS.


So ask yourself. Do you really have the testes to join this clan?

Member List
piano rock - Grand Patriarch
Siberkil - The Keeper of the Ancient Laws
A Papaya - Official Muddle Kike
Tipsy - EX Supreme Ruler and Dictator for Life
Jeff - Archduke of Sideburns and Random Facts
igoo - Master Artist
ShadowDragonTam - Jim
RedBldSandman - Lvl 14 Mage


Clan Friends
TFE - Mr. Peanut

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The Ancient Laws (That Suck Cock)
1 - No one is allowed to use the :cheer: smilie. Doing so is punishable by ridicule and/or death.
2 - Those who speak in GROSS, must be a part of GROSS. Otherwise, ye shall be castrated.
3 - Those who wish to Join GROSS, shall haveth one post to prove their worth to be part of GROSS! Newbs who dare break the one post Submission to GROSS shall be publicly stoned, shat upon, and humiliated to the full decree of newbness.
5 - As long as any question asked is answered with 'GROSS' it will be right, unless circumstances ask that those questions be further elaborated upon.
6 - Do not ever... and I mean EVER! Speak of the fourth law! Do not ask why there is no fourth law, do not even THINK about the fourth law! Do not even attempt to think about THINKING about the fourth law! I swear by Zeus' Beard, the fires of hades itself will be unleashed upon your friends, family, and soul, and you will be cast into eternal damnation! In fact, once you're done reading this, hit yourself with a hammer on the head and forget even reading the Sixth Law which pertains about the Fourth Law!
7 - All who accept the challenges (or tasks) of the Grand Patriarch shall be pursuant to the full extent of their abilities of said task at hand. Failure to meet or exceed the task shall be subjugated to the terms of punishment as set forth by the Grand Patriarch. Lashings, beatings, public nudity, stoning, tar & feathering, or any combination thereof those punishments listed or generated by the Grand Patriarch at the time of punishment, however demeaning to the acceptee, shall be served by the term set.
8 - The Only Law Makers for GROSS Are the Grand Patriarch and the Keeper of the Ancient Laws.
Unless you suggest a really good law....then we might add it. But we'll take the credit.
9 - TFE is a bitch.
10 - Unto these laws that are written, all must follow them with undying and unyielding devotion. Those that stray from the laws set forth shall be eternally banished from GROSS, and called a BUTTFUCKING HOMO for the rest of their days.
11 - The Laws of GROSS do not, i repeat, DO NOT apply to only GROSS members, but all Members of Coloholics Anonymous. Those who do not recognize this are BUTTFUCKING HOMOS
12 - THERE IS NO SISSY WHINING IN GROSS!!! NONE! IF WE ARE ELITIST, THEN ACT LIKE A FUCKING ELITIST!

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Negro please.

I'll translate:

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:downs:
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Murray, Bill

ah well...what do you have to offer this clan SDT?

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RedBld Sucks. Ha.

His sex is pretty dang good. He's a gentle lover.
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Murray, Bill

quiet you. i get enough sex from Papaya.

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apart from a healthy disgust of the twatish n00bs who are infesting this place a retarded god modding wanks
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Carnage sent a spike through Flash's stomach. He absorbed his webbing and then threw Flash towards the wall. He walked over and looked down at Flash. He frowned and said melodramatically,"Sowwy for hurting the fast little bug." He grinned and laughed madly as he continued,"Oh well next time I'm going to crush it."

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Murray, Bill

yea...i saw that.....let Harvey Dent take care of him...

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I told the bitch to edit it so its all good but it is stuff like that that makes me wanna join GROSS though my skill need to improve after joker and harvey posts lol
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Murray, Bill

don't forget Maxwell Rollins. He's a straight G.

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well either way mch better than the shite im seeing lately and the c-box is just becoming retarded more and more :( so lemme join :argh:
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Negro please.

ShadowDragonTam
Aug 1 2008, 03:26 PM
well either way mch better than the shite im seeing lately and the c-box is just becoming retarded more and more :( so lemme join :argh:

This shit is like a Jew joining the Hitler Youth to eradicate untermensch. :p
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more like a dirty scot joining the KKK to find your coloured ass and crucify your ass to a tree :argh:
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Negro please.

ShadowDragonTam
Aug 1 2008, 10:31 PM
more like a dirty scot joining the KKK to find your coloured ass and crucify your ass to a tree  :argh:

Colored ass? I'm pure Aryan, you dirty untermensch. I'm probably considered whiter than you, damn Scot. You're actually considered the lowest of the low, the Mexicans of Europe. :shank: And if you're English that's even worse, in that case you're just a wanker. :p

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Fuckin failures in a country ay failures. It's nae good blamin it oan the English fir colonising us. Ah don't hate the English. They're just wankers. We are colonised by wankers. We can't even pick a decent, vibrant, healthy culture to be colonised by. No. We're ruled by effete arseholes. What does that make us? The lowest of the fuckin low, the scum of the earth. The most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat intae creation. Ah don't hate the English. They just git oan wi the shite thuv goat. Ah hate the Scots.




Anyway, scum joining to eradicate scum doesn't usually work out. :kirby:
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I'm casper white bitch :mad: so dun start saying your whiter than me. We don't get sun over here.

I'd say Scotlands more the America of Europe, all the immigrant bastarads come here and the Scots are stupid twats like myself. So sounds like America to me and I quite agree with Irvine Welsh and the English are twats in my mind.

So if scum joining scum dun work why do you keep posting here Mr. Peanut?
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Negro please.

ShadowDragonTam
Aug 1 2008, 11:26 PM
I'm casper white bitch  :mad: so dun start saying your whiter than me. We don't get sun over here.

I'd say Scotlands more the America of Europe, all the immigrant bastarads come here and the Scots are stupid twats like myself. So sounds like America to me and I quite agree with Irvine Welsh and the English are twats in my mind.

So if scum joining scum dun work why do you keep posting here Mr. Peanut?

You may be casper white, but it's not necessarily in the color of your skin, lower being. ;) A Jew may be as pale as snow, but do you think a White Supremacist would accept them? :p
You may be white, but you're even worse because you're a dirty Scot. You're the Mexicans of Europe.
And I wouldn't use immigration as a tie between America and Scotland, that rather insults America, immigration happened in hundreds of countries, and at least we had the guts to throw off our English oppressors rather than get down on our knees and polish their knobs. :isthatso:

And I'm glad you concur with Irvine Welsh my friend, he's the only thing I admire with Scotland, the man is a brilliant writer...
But if you agree with that statement, you must remember that he didn't only say the English are twats and wankers, he also mentioned the Scots are even lowest, the scum of the earth, for being slaves to twats and wankers. :banana:


As for why I keep posting here, I'm not the scum like you joining to kill scum, or GROSS frankly, I'm just the holy adversary of GROSS (The Order and Jedit live inside my heart :gruh: ) always around to throw in some bizarre comment in the clan threads to mess with the flow. :kirby: Also, I'm just sorta bored. :colbert:



Anyway, go get drunk and read some Welsh. Trainspotting, at the very least, maybe the complete works. He's brilliant. :argh:
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