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[GROSS] VIVA LA GROSS
Topic Started: Jun 9 2008, 09:04 PM (3,610 Views)
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Murray, Bill

Welcome to GROSS

What is GROSS you ask? Here at CA, it stands for:

Get Rid Of Sloppy RoleplayerS

We, the elite few, the upper echelon of RPers, Forum Hounds, and Trolls that rule the clans above all others present ourselves to you. We are the best. And we know it.

If you wish to join this Clan you must be proven worthy. Your overall worth is up to the discretion of The Grand Patriarch and others of strong rank. You will be given challenges, asked questions, forced to kill sometimes...all in The Name of GROSS.


So ask yourself. Do you really have the testes to join this clan?

Member List
piano rock - Grand Patriarch
Siberkil - The Keeper of the Ancient Laws
A Papaya - Official Muddle Kike
Tipsy - EX Supreme Ruler and Dictator for Life
Jeff - Archduke of Sideburns and Random Facts
igoo - Master Artist
ShadowDragonTam - Jim
RedBldSandman - Lvl 14 Mage


Clan Friends
TFE - Mr. Peanut

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The Ancient Laws (That Suck Cock)
1 - No one is allowed to use the :cheer: smilie. Doing so is punishable by ridicule and/or death.
2 - Those who speak in GROSS, must be a part of GROSS. Otherwise, ye shall be castrated.
3 - Those who wish to Join GROSS, shall haveth one post to prove their worth to be part of GROSS! Newbs who dare break the one post Submission to GROSS shall be publicly stoned, shat upon, and humiliated to the full decree of newbness.
5 - As long as any question asked is answered with 'GROSS' it will be right, unless circumstances ask that those questions be further elaborated upon.
6 - Do not ever... and I mean EVER! Speak of the fourth law! Do not ask why there is no fourth law, do not even THINK about the fourth law! Do not even attempt to think about THINKING about the fourth law! I swear by Zeus' Beard, the fires of hades itself will be unleashed upon your friends, family, and soul, and you will be cast into eternal damnation! In fact, once you're done reading this, hit yourself with a hammer on the head and forget even reading the Sixth Law which pertains about the Fourth Law!
7 - All who accept the challenges (or tasks) of the Grand Patriarch shall be pursuant to the full extent of their abilities of said task at hand. Failure to meet or exceed the task shall be subjugated to the terms of punishment as set forth by the Grand Patriarch. Lashings, beatings, public nudity, stoning, tar & feathering, or any combination thereof those punishments listed or generated by the Grand Patriarch at the time of punishment, however demeaning to the acceptee, shall be served by the term set.
8 - The Only Law Makers for GROSS Are the Grand Patriarch and the Keeper of the Ancient Laws.
Unless you suggest a really good law....then we might add it. But we'll take the credit.
9 - TFE is a bitch.
10 - Unto these laws that are written, all must follow them with undying and unyielding devotion. Those that stray from the laws set forth shall be eternally banished from GROSS, and called a BUTTFUCKING HOMO for the rest of their days.
11 - The Laws of GROSS do not, i repeat, DO NOT apply to only GROSS members, but all Members of Coloholics Anonymous. Those who do not recognize this are BUTTFUCKING HOMOS
12 - THERE IS NO SISSY WHINING IN GROSS!!! NONE! IF WE ARE ELITIST, THEN ACT LIKE A FUCKING ELITIST!

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Murray, Bill

"And so....GROSS inacted the "Buttfucking Homo Law". And peace ruled throughout the land. for a time..."

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I've got a Ph.D in kicking your ass.

The Archduke of Sideburns and Random Facts (I added the new part, please add it to the front post) declares Revan very very far from being worthy of GROSS. As such he should not post again unless he wishes to face the wrath of our laws. :cool:
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Kaworu's eyes suddenly widened in anger and exertion, putting a good deal of spiritual power and physical strength into himself as he slammed his spear shaft vertically forward against Jeff's locked blade to send him back.

"And you would give your life for such a meaningless task? Delaying me will not halt my goals."

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Negro please.

Jeff
Jul 25 2008, 02:25 AM
The Archduke of Sideburns and Random Facts (I added the new part, please add it to the front post) declares Revan very very far from being worthy of GROSS. As such he should not post again unless he wishes to face the wrath of our laws. :cool:

OH SNAP. Mad burn yo. :swoon: :jesus: :mario: :uberpimp:
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Murray, Bill

BEHOLD THE ELEVENTH LAW OF GROSS
"The Laws of GROSS do not, i repeat, DO NOT apply to only GROSS members, but all Members of Coloholics Anonymous. Those who do not recognize this are BUTTFUCKING HOMOS"

Also....TFE has been added to the clan roster as Mr. Peanut.

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Wrath or no Wrath I wanna join :argh: nough said fuck you all if I'm not allowed ¬_¬
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Murray, Bill

Hmm. Challenge Time it is then. Hmm....Convince TRM to take a picture of TFE and upload it. and you are welcome.

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coulda gave me something a little more feesable. Like maybe teach him how to do such things first before giving it as a challenge or hell giving him a camera :mad: but i shall take this and pester the living shit out of him until he tries to kill me :argh:
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Negro please.

piano rock
Jul 25 2008, 03:17 PM
BEHOLD THE ELEVENTH LAW OF GROSS
"The Laws of GROSS do not, i repeat, DO NOT apply to only GROSS members, but all Members of Coloholics Anonymous. Those who do not recognize this are BUTTFUCKING HOMOS"

Also....TFE has been added to the clan roster as Mr. Peanut.

I'm so not a member of GROSS. :argh:
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Murray, Bill

I realize that. You are merely Mr. Peanut.

Hi mr. peanut!

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Negro please.

piano rock
Jul 25 2008, 07:57 PM
I realize that. You are merely Mr. Peanut.

Hi mr. peanut!

Hey, cockhead. :cool:
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Murray, Bill

i respectfully accept that as a compliment Mr. Peanut.

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igoo
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RedBld Sucks. Ha.

PR, check mah shop for your request. you might like it. I've got no idea. I think the text it better.... colour scheme has changed.
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Negro please.

Yeah, actually I think it looks way better than the one he has now. :p Really great job Igz.

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Murray, Bill

This thing is fantastic. I hereforth change Igoo's name to the Master Artist of GROSS.

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RedBld Sucks. Ha.

woo? :D
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