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| piano rock | Jun 9 2008, 09:04 PM Post #1 |
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Welcome to GROSS What is GROSS you ask? Here at CA, it stands for: Get Rid Of Sloppy RoleplayerS We, the elite few, the upper echelon of RPers, Forum Hounds, and Trolls that rule the clans above all others present ourselves to you. We are the best. And we know it. If you wish to join this Clan you must be proven worthy. Your overall worth is up to the discretion of The Grand Patriarch and others of strong rank. You will be given challenges, asked questions, forced to kill sometimes...all in The Name of GROSS. So ask yourself. Do you really have the testes to join this clan? Member List piano rock - Grand Patriarch Siberkil - The Keeper of the Ancient Laws A Papaya - Official Muddle Kike Tipsy - EX Supreme Ruler and Dictator for Life Jeff - Archduke of Sideburns and Random Facts igoo - Master Artist ShadowDragonTam - Jim RedBldSandman - Lvl 14 Mage Clan Friends TFE - Mr. Peanut ![]() The Ancient Laws (That Suck Cock) 1 - No one is allowed to use the smilie. Doing so is punishable by ridicule and/or death.2 - Those who speak in GROSS, must be a part of GROSS. Otherwise, ye shall be castrated. 3 - Those who wish to Join GROSS, shall haveth one post to prove their worth to be part of GROSS! Newbs who dare break the one post Submission to GROSS shall be publicly stoned, shat upon, and humiliated to the full decree of newbness. 5 - As long as any question asked is answered with 'GROSS' it will be right, unless circumstances ask that those questions be further elaborated upon. 6 - Do not ever... and I mean EVER! Speak of the fourth law! Do not ask why there is no fourth law, do not even THINK about the fourth law! Do not even attempt to think about THINKING about the fourth law! I swear by Zeus' Beard, the fires of hades itself will be unleashed upon your friends, family, and soul, and you will be cast into eternal damnation! In fact, once you're done reading this, hit yourself with a hammer on the head and forget even reading the Sixth Law which pertains about the Fourth Law! 7 - All who accept the challenges (or tasks) of the Grand Patriarch shall be pursuant to the full extent of their abilities of said task at hand. Failure to meet or exceed the task shall be subjugated to the terms of punishment as set forth by the Grand Patriarch. Lashings, beatings, public nudity, stoning, tar & feathering, or any combination thereof those punishments listed or generated by the Grand Patriarch at the time of punishment, however demeaning to the acceptee, shall be served by the term set. 8 - The Only Law Makers for GROSS Are the Grand Patriarch and the Keeper of the Ancient Laws. Unless you suggest a really good law....then we might add it. But we'll take the credit. 9 - TFE is a bitch. 10 - Unto these laws that are written, all must follow them with undying and unyielding devotion. Those that stray from the laws set forth shall be eternally banished from GROSS, and called a BUTTFUCKING HOMO for the rest of their days. 11 - The Laws of GROSS do not, i repeat, DO NOT apply to only GROSS members, but all Members of Coloholics Anonymous. Those who do not recognize this are BUTTFUCKING HOMOS 12 - THERE IS NO SISSY WHINING IN GROSS!!! NONE! IF WE ARE ELITIST, THEN ACT LIKE A FUCKING ELITIST! |
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| Tipsy | Jun 10 2008, 02:02 AM Post #2 |
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Legen...dary
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Like Hilary Clinton, I'm entitled to be Supreme Ruler and Dictator for life. |
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| piano rock | Jun 10 2008, 12:31 PM Post #3 |
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Maybe "ex supreme ruler and dictator for life". you are not in charge anymore. |
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| Jeff | Jun 10 2008, 12:36 PM Post #4 |
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I've got a Ph.D in kicking your ass.
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A clan wherein the mascot is a gorilla and shark hi-fiving? Awesome.... |
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Yes, I fought Kaworu. And I lived.[RPGData:10005|9|28|56|3|3|482|222|Dragon Sword|Dragon Armor|Dwarf|40551|None|None|134|6|1|0|None|NaN|None|The Klu Klux Klan] | |
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| piano rock | Jun 10 2008, 02:36 PM Post #5 |
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Murray, Bill
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are you joining jeff? |
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| Tipsy | Jun 10 2008, 04:24 PM Post #6 |
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Legen...dary
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I'm teh shark, PR teh ugly ape. |
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| piano rock | Jun 10 2008, 04:48 PM Post #7 |
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Murray, Bill
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the ape can play some mean drums. |
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| Tipsy | Jun 10 2008, 11:23 PM Post #8 |
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Legen...dary
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So what's our agenda? Who do we get rid of? Any targets?
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| piano rock | Jun 10 2008, 11:55 PM Post #9 |
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for now i want to begin recruiting. Once vB happens...then our main agenda begins. |
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| Jeff | Jun 11 2008, 09:02 AM Post #10 |
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I've got a Ph.D in kicking your ass.
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Yeah, sure. Throw me in there. |
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Yes, I fought Kaworu. And I lived.[RPGData:10005|9|28|56|3|3|482|222|Dragon Sword|Dragon Armor|Dwarf|40551|None|None|134|6|1|0|None|NaN|None|The Klu Klux Klan] | |
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| piano rock | Jun 11 2008, 12:18 PM Post #11 |
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Murray, Bill
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Jeff you are worthy i believe. you want to choose your title? |
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| Jeff | Jun 11 2008, 02:24 PM Post #12 |
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I've got a Ph.D in kicking your ass.
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God of Sideburns |
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Yes, I fought Kaworu. And I lived.[RPGData:10005|9|28|56|3|3|482|222|Dragon Sword|Dragon Armor|Dwarf|40551|None|None|134|6|1|0|None|NaN|None|The Klu Klux Klan] | |
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| piano rock | Jun 11 2008, 04:22 PM Post #13 |
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Murray, Bill
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You aren't high enough to be called a "God" but you can be the Archduke of Sideburns |
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| A Papaya | Jun 13 2008, 05:10 PM Post #14 |
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Never put my flamer on safety
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Yeah, I'm back too. I can be in as many clans as I want, bitches. Call me the Pureblood Jew King |
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| piano rock | Jun 13 2008, 10:45 PM Post #15 |
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Murray, Bill
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i call you what i call you. |
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