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Ottoman Embassy
Topic Started: May 23 2008, 11:49 AM (71 Views)
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Build in a very original Turkish style the large dome shaped embassy towers above the buildings around it.
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A man came galloping on a horse, he jumped off and ran up the embassy's steps. Catching his breath he said, "I am here to speak to your diplomat, Austria wishes to clear the fog of paranoia that has existed between our two peoples for sometime."
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The Austrian diplomat was led to a room where he met the Ottomans diplomat who asked why he had came.
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The Envoy from Austria bowed low with the utmost respect, "I am Thomas Ludovik and I represent Austria, who is interested in securing the present borders of our two nations in the southern Balkans. A buffer should be set in place in these territories just north of your borders and south of ours. (Albania, the Former Republic of Macedonia, and Bulgaria)We feel that this would create an everlasting peace between our two great nations. Do we have terms?"
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"Well we feel different since those countries boarder us but not you."
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"Yes, I see why you're dissatisfied... Here I created this once I read the horrid off I just gave you when I received it from my superiors. The ambassador pulled out a piece of parchment from inside his clothing. "Here it is. It divides up the Balkans, giving you the buffer countries that we just offer but limiting you to them only. Now with this Austria will also sign an full alliance with you no matter the ridicule to come from His Holiness, the Pope."
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Grand Duke Valentin and his small handpicked bodyguard of dragoons, rode toward the Ottoman embassy. Once they arrived at the main gate Valentin dismounted.

''I come here on behalf of the Tsar of all Russia, I must speak with your ambassador''

Valentin boomed at the nearist guard.
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Valentin was led to a room where he was introduced to the Ottoman ambassador.
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Valentin inclines his head to the Turkish ambassador.

''The Tsar of all Russia sends his greetings, Russia wishes to avoid conflict with the Ottoman Empire. I seek a trade agreemet and peace treaty from you''
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We would be honored for such an agreement.
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Valentin smiles, ands lets out a a hearty laugh.

''Excellent! The Tsar will be most pleased, in fact Russia would also be willing to form an alliance with the Ottoman Empire. Together we could fulfil our ambitions for greater glory''
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