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Yahoo News: "My Kung Fu is Superior!"
Topic Started: Sep 2 2007, 01:59 AM (61 Views)
TFE Magnus
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Negro please.

Oh, the things that find their way to Yahoo's top news stories. Apparently, Shaolin monks have determined that the internet is serious business.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070831..._uk_china_ninja

"China's Shaolin Temple, the cradle of Chinese kung fu, is demanding an apology from an Internet user who said its monks had once been beaten in unarmed combat by a Japanese ninja, Chinese media reported on Friday."

"The so-called defeat is purely fabricated, and we demand the Internet user to apologise to the whole nation for the wrongs he or she did," the Beijing News said, citing a notice announced by a lawyer for the Shaolin monks."

You've got to be kidding me. This sounds like a story from the Onion, not Yahoo.
I've never thought of badass kung-fu fighters crying over internet posts.
This ruins so many fun movies. :no:
Any real warrior would find this guy and defeat him in unarmed combat, not complain about it on the internet. :colbert:
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Dude, awesome. I'm going to monastery with a fucking gun, shooting a guy, and being like "WHAT NOW BITCH?"
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And two in time of war

Hmmm....the link isn't working for me. :(
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TFE Magnus
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Negro please.

Link:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070831/od_uk_..._uk_china_ninja
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I always liked Ninjas more than monks.

ZOMG I BET TFE WAS THA INTERNET USER! :o
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TFE Magnus
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Negro please.

Ultimate Danny
Sep 7 2007, 01:00 AM
I always liked Ninjas more than monks.

ZOMG I BET TFE WAS THA INTERNET USER! :o

How'd you know I have access to the internet?! :o
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Sep 11 2007, 11:04 AM
Ultimate Danny
Sep 7 2007, 01:00 AM
I always liked Ninjas more than monks.

ZOMG I BET TFE WAS THA INTERNET USER! :o

How'd you know I have access to the internet?! :o

ZOMG I THINK CUZ YOU TALK TO ME ON AIM BUT I FORGETS IF YOU NEED INTERNETS FOR THAT! :munch:
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