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Miss Teen USA Final Question for South Carolina
Topic Started: Aug 28 2007, 11:47 PM (134 Views)
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I'd hit it, but man is this hilariously pathetic and an ironic comment on America. :p

I have transcribed the answer given by Miss Teen South Carolina during the Miss Teen USA pageant's final five Q and A (a link to the video is below, and South Carolina answers first). The evening was hosted by the actor who played A.C. Slater from Saved by the Bell (Mario something?). I tried to punctuate as best as I could.



Q: Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?

Miss South Carolina: I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because ah some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and uh I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here, in the U.S. should help the U.S. err should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our...

A.C. Slater: Thank you very much, South Carolina.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMU192Kp02o


I have to say even though Miss S.C. is pretty retarded, the question that came after seemed unfairly easy compared to what she got.
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I had the (mis)fortune of seeing all the interviews... this wasn't a huge drop in coherence actually...
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Apaniyam
Aug 29 2007, 09:26 AM
I had the (mis)fortune of seeing all the interviews... this wasn't a huge drop in coherence actually...

Yeah, but it seems like SC sort of got the short end of the stick by getting a question like that...It was like a setup for irony.
"Why are so many American stupid?"
"Durr...watch me choke and speak unintelligibly."


I suspect it's Communists or Islamofascists or Islamocommufascists trying to undermine our love for innocent and borderline retarded hot Southern girls. :argh:
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Yeah, I heard that.

What would the correct response be to that question?

I suppose you could go the "American education needs more help" route and say something like:

"Because we don't invest enough money in our children's education...etc"

or maybe go the "Americans are really smart!" route and say something like:

"I have trouble believing that stat because I know Americans are a lot smarter than that stat shows...etc"

Needless to say, I don't think:

"Um...like...IDK...such as americans dont have maps [random poor country]...such as...we need to help them."

was the right response.
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Haha, well, she just proves the point. My sister still thinks Canada is in Africa, ok?
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Lol you gotta love the South though ;)
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awwww, I forgive ya. ;)
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I just realized I have a girl in my History class thats just as stupid and hot as her, today we were asked to describe landscape in our own words she's like: "Uh well its like a big uh piece of land," smiles sweetly at teacher and begins to get quieter, "right?" :sigh:
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What grade are you in? :wtf:
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I'm a Junior, she's just a total retard :)
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I see :p
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Haha, well, I have a girl in my writing class who, when asked "How does this origami represent you?" said, "It doesn't."
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That's like "what state do you live in?"

"Denial"

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