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The My Precious Thread
Topic Started: Sep 3 2006, 01:00 AM (372 Views)
TFE
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Bow Down When I Come To Your Town

Well, I'm resurrecting the classic. :)

Basically, your goal is to get the Precious. ;)
Your attitude? Totally fucking retarded. ;)

Since I'm first, there isn't really anyone to take it from. :p



TFE prances around Kenya with his Precious, setting fire to children and devouring souls.
"HUZZAK BITCHES! ^.^"


Precious Count: 1
[Just Blaze] Catching Up to God Quicker...(High Off This Liquor) :kirby:

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I: Assumptions Permit Imagination.
II: Knowledge Is Impossible.
III: Exploitation Is Benevolence.
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stolin
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stolin summons :croc: to defeat Spangle. Spangle cries until he is on the ground, coughing up bits and pieces of the :rider:. stolin grabs the precious.




Precious count: 1
Steve count: 1
:rider count: 1/2
The Jack [On Tilt]
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Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep, disorder
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t3H_pimp
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And two in time of war

t3H_pimp summons :madnixon: who attacks stolin. Nothing can save stolin from Simpsons Nixon, and Simpsons Nixon takes the precious, and gives it to t3H_pimp. t3H_pimp laughs and skips away like a girl.

Precious Count: 1
Simpson Nixon's summoned: 1
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Spanglegluppet
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Spangle says 'LOOK! RICHARD NIXON! :sneaky:'. In the scuffle, he steals the precious and runs off.

Precious count: 1.3
Nixon count: :beard:
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Spunkymonger
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Arbok, I choose you!!

Tossing a poke ball, :arbok: pops out and wraps itself around Spangle, making him drop the precious, allowing me to grab it and run off with 3 hot bikini clad babes :D

Precious count: 4

Ninja Style :ph43r: : 1

Flying :banana:: 1

Pokemaster!!: 1
Odd News in this crazy world!! :deal:

[size=6]Colosseum Characters[/size]
Sachem, Gilmore Straxx - Main Colosseum
Kusatsu Rei - Beyond the White Light
Austin Bellevue - The Power and The Glory
Billy Greenwald - Final Impact
Hitosasu Sai - TOK
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Spanglegluppet
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Spangle, sick of all this Pokemon shit, bitchslaps Spunkymonger. :bitchslap: And steals the Precious. :sneaky:

Pokemon count: 0 :D
Precious count: 2.5
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Spunkymonger
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Goes all angry emo :mad: and hurls :duck::duck::duck::duck::duck::duck::duck::duck::duck::duck::duck::duck: at Spangle, noting his anger towards Pokemon :D. Stealing the precious, popping an energy pill :drugsarebad: and taking off leaving Spangle to the many :duck:'s around him ;)

Precious count: 5

Ninja Style :ph43r: : 1

Flying :banana:: 1

Pokemaster!!: 2
Odd News in this crazy world!! :deal:

[size=6]Colosseum Characters[/size]
Sachem, Gilmore Straxx - Main Colosseum
Kusatsu Rei - Beyond the White Light
Austin Bellevue - The Power and The Glory
Billy Greenwald - Final Impact
Hitosasu Sai - TOK
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piano rock
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Murray, Bill

tricks spunkymonger into a room filled with dangerous banana people.

This is what happens:


:nam: :nam:
:bananagun: :crying: :bananagun:
:nam: :nam:

Precious Count: 1
Execution Style Count: 1

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Illuvatar


One of the banana's suddenly grabs the precious and shoots the others' including piano_rock! It's banana Illuvatar! RUN!
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The Fallen Desyphur
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*smacks banana Illuvatar* "You know that's a banana's thing." *runs off with the precious
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Lily
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Notices the precious just lying on the ground, forgotten, and picks it up.

precious count: 1
dead thread resurrection count: 1

:D


ETA: editing for awful typos count: 1
vacancy
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FelixFalora
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*Data Drains Lily with uber .hack powers, then takes precious and hides in Saddam Hussein's bunker*

Precious Count: 1
Twilight Bracelet: 1
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Lily
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Lily awakes from the coma but cannot remember who she is or what she is doing. Is shocked to discover that water is wet.

...follows trail of honey-nut cheerios to a bunker in the middle of nowhere. Scares the shit out of a couple of rats in the process, who then somehow trip Felix on his way to data drain another poor, unsuspecting soul. She bitch slaps him for being so mean and takes the precious back, running off into the desert and leaving :duck: and a grilled cheese sandwich with him for distraction.


ETA points (whoops)
precious count: 2
dead thread resurrection count: 1
food as plot device count: 2
vacancy
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Felix kicks the Psyduck and then pockets the grilled cheese before switching to Hellsing mode. He then summons in a portal and teleports to where the Precious is. He aims two tranquilizer rounds and fires them into Lily before taking the Precious back and dissapearing to far-off Japan. Once there, he takes on Inuyasha mode and eats his grilled cheese.

Precious Count: 2
Twilight Bracelet: 1
Ability to switch between animes: 1
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Lily says several very inventive and horrible curses upon awakening.
"I'm tired of getting knocked out", she rants out loud, as a flock of stupid little birds are startled and fly away.

She starts off, mumbling things like "dammit" and "stupid girl, didn't bother to get any armor" as she stomp-walks and occasionally kicks dirt, just because she feels like it.

Eventually making her way to an armor and defense shop, she purchases an anti-unconsciousness spell and a steel bucket to use as a helmet.

She rounds a corner, running full on into FelixFalora, who, after a moment of blinking shock, points and laughs at her stupid looking helmet. She grabs the offending finger and pushes it back, causing Felix's knees to buckle and dropping him to the ground. She takes the extra minute she has gained to activate the new spell and run like hell, taking the precious with her.

precious count: 3
dead thread resurrection count: 1
food as plot device count: 2
magically getting out of the desert count: 1 :D
vacancy
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Felix stands back up and brushes himself off. "I shouldn't have underestimated the bucket. It was a good diversionary tactic." He then switches to Metal Gear Solid mode and tracks Lily down to a Warehouse. He uses the scenery there to sneak around. Whenever Lily almost catches him, he hides inside a cardboard box that fits the area, fooling her into believing it's just another box. Finally, when he gets close enough, he grabs her and chokes her into unconsciounceness before grabbing the precious and escaping to Alaska on a helicopter.

Precious Count: 3
Twilight Bracelet: 1
Ability to switch into different animes: 1
Ability to switch into different games: 1
Cardboard box: Pwnz.
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