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The My Precious Thread
Topic Started: Sep 3 2006, 01:00 AM (370 Views)
TFE
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Well, I'm resurrecting the classic. :)

Basically, your goal is to get the Precious. ;)
Your attitude? Totally fucking retarded. ;)

Since I'm first, there isn't really anyone to take it from. :p



TFE prances around Kenya with his Precious, setting fire to children and devouring souls.
"HUZZAK BITCHES! ^.^"


Precious Count: 1
[Just Blaze] Catching Up to God Quicker...(High Off This Liquor) :kirby:

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I: Assumptions Permit Imagination.
II: Knowledge Is Impossible.
III: Exploitation Is Benevolence.
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Spanglegluppet
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Spangle distracts TFE by throwing a Mexican at him.

:mexican: - LOOK! NUMBER SEVEN!

Then he steals the precious.

Precious Count: 1
Mexican Count: 7, obv. :teach:

:ph43r:
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TFE
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TFE slays the unruly Mexican and chases after Spangle, summoning :bowser: to defeat Spangle while he's on his final level as an Italian plumber, then take the Precious. ^_^ :!para:

:bowser::bowser::bowser::bowser::bowser::bowser::bowser::bowser::bowser:



Precious Count: 1
Bowser Count: 10
[Just Blaze] Catching Up to God Quicker...(High Off This Liquor) :kirby:

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III: Exploitation Is Benevolence.
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Spunkymonger
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*Pimp smacks TFE, takes the Precious and walks off... leaving TFE to his shame of being my bitch* :D

Precious count: 1
Odd News in this crazy world!! :deal:

[size=6]Colosseum Characters[/size]
Sachem, Gilmore Straxx - Main Colosseum
Kusatsu Rei - Beyond the White Light
Austin Bellevue - The Power and The Glory
Billy Greenwald - Final Impact
Hitosasu Sai - TOK
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TFE
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TFE, having worn "Bitch Please" Armor, simply deflected the pimp smack and went back in time to force devour Spunky as a fetus. ^_^
Also, he took the Precious back. :!para:



Precious Count: 2
Bowser Count: 10
Fetuses Devoured Count: 1
[Just Blaze] Catching Up to God Quicker...(High Off This Liquor) :kirby:

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II: Knowledge Is Impossible.
III: Exploitation Is Benevolence.
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Spanglegluppet
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Spangle pokes TFE with Bowser's lethal spikes and steals the precious.

:bowser: - RAAAAWWWWRRR!
:mexican: - Oh, shut UP.

Precious Count: 1
Bowser Count: ^_^
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TFE
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TFE, painfully poked, summons ^.^ to scare the cutesy shit out of :bowser: until :bowser: goes wild and stomps on Spangle, giving TFE the chance to get the Precious and run the fuck away from. ^.^



Precious Count: 3
Bowser Count: 10
Fetuses Devoured Count: 1
[Just Blaze] Catching Up to God Quicker...(High Off This Liquor) :kirby:

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I: Assumptions Permit Imagination.
II: Knowledge Is Impossible.
III: Exploitation Is Benevolence.
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Spanglegluppet
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Spangle looks for an amusing emoticon to distract TFE with, and runs out. Disheartened, he takes the Precious and goes home.

Precious count: 1
Amusing emoticon count: 0 :(
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Spunkymonger
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While running, Spunky goes all :ph43r: , trips Spangle, takes the precious and flys off to a deserted island that no one knows about!!!

Precious count: 2

Ninja style :ph43r: : 1
Odd News in this crazy world!! :deal:

[size=6]Colosseum Characters[/size]
Sachem, Gilmore Straxx - Main Colosseum
Kusatsu Rei - Beyond the White Light
Austin Bellevue - The Power and The Glory
Billy Greenwald - Final Impact
Hitosasu Sai - TOK
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Spanglegluppet
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Spangle says 'Hey, look over there!' and steals the precious from Spunkymonger.

Precious count: 2 :o omg an extra one
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TFE
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TFE sneaks behind Spangle and punches him in the back of the head.
"HUZZAK MOTHERFUCKER ^_^"
Also, he steals the Precious. :p




Precious Count: 4
Bowser Count: 10
Fetuses Devoured Count: 1
[Just Blaze] Catching Up to God Quicker...(High Off This Liquor) :kirby:

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I: Assumptions Permit Imagination.
II: Knowledge Is Impossible.
III: Exploitation Is Benevolence.
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Spunkymonger
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Chucks a flying :banana: at TFE, knocking him senseless, taking the Precious!

Precious Count: 3

Ninja Style :ph43r: : 1

Flying :banana: : 1
Odd News in this crazy world!! :deal:

[size=6]Colosseum Characters[/size]
Sachem, Gilmore Straxx - Main Colosseum
Kusatsu Rei - Beyond the White Light
Austin Bellevue - The Power and The Glory
Billy Greenwald - Final Impact
Hitosasu Sai - TOK
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Spanglegluppet
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Spangle wonders why the banana emoticons have stopped moving.

Oh, and he bitchslaps Spunkymonger and steals the precious. :bitchslap:

Precious count: 1
Bitchslap count: :bitchslap: (1)
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TFE
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TFE summons a :rider: to run over Spangle, then he picks up the Precious from the Spanglepancake left over. ^_^



Precious Count: 5
Bowser Count: 10
Fetuses Devoured Count: 1
Spanglepancake Count: 1
[Just Blaze] Catching Up to God Quicker...(High Off This Liquor) :kirby:

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I: Assumptions Permit Imagination.
II: Knowledge Is Impossible.
III: Exploitation Is Benevolence.
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Spangle hurriedly devours the :rider:, leaving only bones, and takes the precious.

Precious count: 1
:rider: count: 0
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