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Darkest of Days; What the hell.
Topic Started: Aug 17 2009, 02:30 PM (89 Views)
Maiken
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So this game, Darkest of Days. The demo came out a couple days ago and it's sopposed to be like that tv show 'Time Squad' except without the class or the comedy. Apparently you are a civil war soldier who was pulled out of Custer's last stand (not the painting, the battle) because apparently you're like the master chief of the civil war era. So before indians can kill you, some future guy comes out of a giant, very viewable for all to see, bubble, and pulls you in. Then you come out in futuretime and see some chick on a screen who tells you the straight dope about whats going on. Obviously your character doesn't talk because honestly, who likes that in games? So the chick tells you that you need to go into parts of time to save key figures of history that you've never heard of. The one in the demo is some Union dude who is going to die, but you need to save him. So they teleport you back into the civil war and you join back in with the blues. At this point you have two rifles. one of them is a musket, it blows wiener. The second is a repeating rifle, which is baller out the ass. After shooting damn near everyone in the confederate army, you go into a barn where a fellow time soldier(?) hands you a high tech assault rifle, so you can turn the tide of the battle. Funny part is that no one notices that you are now carrying the weapon of gods onto the battlefield. So then you kill another confederate army and lead your dude to safety. But just then, holy crap, TIME TERRORISTS pop out of a time bubble and start shooting lasers at you. And the best dialogue they could come up with for the terrified union soldiers is "WHO ARE THESE DEMONS?" but screw them, they probably die anyway. As you run away into a good guys time portal, the demo ends.

Lesson to learn: This game is total garbage.
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dizzy-ingrid
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You wouldn't understand. YOUR NOT A TIME SOLDIER LIEK ME!
"GO TEAM RETARD!"
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Maiken
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Fair and Balanced.
Yeah.
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