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Corrupt A Wish!
Topic Started: Nov 5 2008, 05:15 PM (2,731 Views)
Gear_Sakamoto
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Here's how this game will work.

Step 1: Make a wish!
ex: I wish for a fish

Step 2: Corrupt the wish above!
ex: Granted! But that fish is dead!

Simple, yet humorous!

a few rules though
1. You cannot corrupt your own wish
2. No more than one wish
3. you just lost the game

So, I shall start this game!



I wish no one could lose the game.
Martian Forest League Concealed Lesser Armament Bunny

I'm not kidding, this is a serious item in 'Radical Dreamers.'
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Sand
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OMG HaX!
Damn... Now every time i see this post...

Anyway

I wish that i could have another wish, that will come true, in the way i wish it, that cannot be corrupted in any way shape or form except for giving me a wish that is uncorruptable.
- Luke
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Yea, I love fire!
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Marching Ninja
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granted, but your wish is stupid so you lose.


wish: I wish for sweet potatoes!!!!!
I will soon defeat my rival, Sasuke Uchiha! This demon inside will not control anything but itself. I am its master!
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Sand
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OMG HaX!
Granted, but you get week-old sour sweet potatoes that have little hairs growing all over them.

I wish for another wish.
- Luke
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Yea, I love fire!
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Renel2013
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Wish Granted, but the only wish you can make with your wish is that you wish to grow an anus in the center of your head.

I wish for the love of a sea monkey
Because ten billion years' time is so fragile, so ephemeral...
it arouses such a bittersweet, almost heartbreaking fondness.
-Ima, soko ni iru boku


It has been determined that research causes cancer in rats.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Life is a std with a 100% mortality rate.

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Gear_Sakamoto
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Granted, but a turtle eats it


I wish for a ham sandwich
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Maiken
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Fair and Balanced.
Your request has been denied by the Great Gods of Wishing for the following reason:

Boring

If you want to speak to one of our trained Wish Help Specialists, Wish the following number (1-800-BADWISH) or wish to the following address: www.crappywishes.com.

I wish they still played Nick Arcade on TV.
"Some people juggle geese."
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Gear_Sakamoto
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Granted, but they go off the air in one second

I wish for world peace
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Maiken
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Fair and Balanced.
You get One Piece instead.
"Some people juggle geese."
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dizzy-ingrid
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Well, I guess I'll continue this.

I wish for Metal Gear Solid 8: The Resnaking: Limited Edition: Blue version: International Multi-langual: The Reresnaking 2: The Wreckoning
"GO TEAM RETARD!"
"Half-Life 2, Episode 2, Manchester United 0"
"It just goes to show, never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but no one's going to eat it because you stuck your dick in it!!"
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Maiken
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Fair and Balanced.
you get the game, but your fission is mailed.
"Some people juggle geese."
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dizzy-ingrid
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Clever, but post your wish.

I wish for sango to bear my childern.
"GO TEAM RETARD!"
"Half-Life 2, Episode 2, Manchester United 0"
"It just goes to show, never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but no one's going to eat it because you stuck your dick in it!!"
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Maiken
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Fair and Balanced.
Bears eat your children.

i wish i didn't have to memorize cat bones for an anatomy test.
"Some people juggle geese."
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Stavi
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wish granted, but you have to memorize trombones instead

I wish for unlimited yaoi :D
Everything you think you know about sanity and order is all in your head. In the real world, I assure you, there is no such thing.
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GAO!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFilWPuc3Rg&feature=related
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AlchemicReaction
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Wish granted but everyone is fat and ugly.

i wish for fluffy bunnies to rain from the skies and hit Thomas on the head and the penis.
Go, GaaraXHinata!



I love you Sand!!!
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Stavi
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D: Why would you wish that on anyone?! - the corruption of yaoi thing

K! Wish granted! Except the rain down upon Thomas the Tank Engine and thus no head or penis can be hit... at least I don't think - I never checked my train set...

I wish that I never had homework
Everything you think you know about sanity and order is all in your head. In the real world, I assure you, there is no such thing.
GAO! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr2jlCyCJBI&NR=1
GAO!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFilWPuc3Rg&feature=related
I'm Beckie and I don't have a nickname anymore >:D ph34r m3h!
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Marching Ninja
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Wish granted, but instead you have to have a never ending exam!!!

I wish for lucas' penis to be cut off. (take that kaylynn!!!!!)
I will soon defeat my rival, Sasuke Uchiha! This demon inside will not control anything but itself. I am its master!
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Stavi
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Oh my, wish granted, but one grows back in it's place like a lizards tail. :3

I wish I knew all the numbers in pi by heart
Everything you think you know about sanity and order is all in your head. In the real world, I assure you, there is no such thing.
GAO! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr2jlCyCJBI&NR=1
GAO!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFilWPuc3Rg&feature=related
I'm Beckie and I don't have a nickname anymore >:D ph34r m3h!
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dizzy-ingrid
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Now you do, but around the 10000000th digit you go insane.

I wish for wings.
"GO TEAM RETARD!"
"Half-Life 2, Episode 2, Manchester United 0"
"It just goes to show, never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but no one's going to eat it because you stuck your dick in it!!"
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Gear_Sakamoto
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Granted, but you get a year old can of Red Bull

I wish for some pants
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dizzy-ingrid
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Sure, but you pay for the pants by donating your legs.

I wish for the rise of communism is italy.
"GO TEAM RETARD!"
"Half-Life 2, Episode 2, Manchester United 0"
"It just goes to show, never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but no one's going to eat it because you stuck your dick in it!!"
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Maiken
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Fair and Balanced.
Granted, but in a bold move America renames spaghetti freedom-noodles and victory sauce.
"Some people juggle geese."
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Stavi
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Wish! D:<
Granted, but your silence and lack of wish get's your video consoles burninated.

I wish I could find someone to sell my manga to for 7 bucks each book in good american money for me to keep in cash, not in savings bonds or checks.
Everything you think you know about sanity and order is all in your head. In the real world, I assure you, there is no such thing.
GAO! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr2jlCyCJBI&NR=1
GAO!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFilWPuc3Rg&feature=related
I'm Beckie and I don't have a nickname anymore >:D ph34r m3h!
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dizzy-ingrid
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Wish granted, but the value of the dollar plumets and I get all your yaoi for liek 2 bucks.

I wish I could play the guitar.
"GO TEAM RETARD!"
"Half-Life 2, Episode 2, Manchester United 0"
"It just goes to show, never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but no one's going to eat it because you stuck your dick in it!!"
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AlchemicReaction
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wish granted but your fingers fall off when you do.
i wish for endless grilled cheese sandwiches... yummmm
Go, GaaraXHinata!



I love you Sand!!!
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Stavi
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Wish granted, but you become intolerant to all liquid substances - so no drinks
>:D

I wish for more Alucard/Seras Hellsing fanfiction!
Everything you think you know about sanity and order is all in your head. In the real world, I assure you, there is no such thing.
GAO! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr2jlCyCJBI&NR=1
GAO!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFilWPuc3Rg&feature=related
I'm Beckie and I don't have a nickname anymore >:D ph34r m3h!
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dizzy-ingrid
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Certainly, but they are written by 8 year old otaku girls that are still a bit iffy on how a penis works.

I wish for a black president.
"GO TEAM RETARD!"
"Half-Life 2, Episode 2, Manchester United 0"
"It just goes to show, never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but no one's going to eat it because you stuck your dick in it!!"
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Marching Ninja
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granted, but then the power goes to his head and he goes micheal jackson on us and is now white.

i wish for a puppy. ....im sooo going to regret this aren't I?
I will soon defeat my rival, Sasuke Uchiha! This demon inside will not control anything but itself. I am its master!
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Maiken
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Fair and Balanced.
You get a puppy.

i wish for some lol to come out of this thread.
"Some people juggle geese."
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dizzy-ingrid
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Granted, but only because you lowered your expectations of what's funny.

I wish for a Mc'ds fountain coke.
"GO TEAM RETARD!"
"Half-Life 2, Episode 2, Manchester United 0"
"It just goes to show, never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but no one's going to eat it because you stuck your dick in it!!"
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