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Topic Started: May 24 2008, 07:37 AM (1,889 Views)
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Give me a game I will Bash it!
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Team Fortress 2, Call of Duty 4, World In Conflict, Half-Life 2, FEAR and Oblivion.

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It's best not to humor this kinda thing. trust me maiken.
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OKami, where you run around in a japanese wonderland inspired by scrolls is enough to make even Hiyao Miyazaki Run.
TF2, cartoonish team-based shooter that matches wits with Leeroy Jenkins.
Call Of Duty 4, with so much action going on, your commander gets shot, and you end up re-re-creating the events of World War 2!
World In conflict, Just what the Hell is this game anyway?
Half-Life 2, With a better Physics engine than the First how the FRANKcould they Screw this one up? OH YES! By not fully Explaining just what the HELL went on between games one and two!
FEAR, with a title like that who wants to Overlook the fact that ur getting PWNED by a little Girl?
Oblivion, a great way for Microsoft's PRECIOUS xbox 360 to display its "Superior" graphics capabilities allthewhile covering up the Fact that the XBOX 360 cuts up videogame Discs.
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It's best not to humor this kinda thing. trust me maiken.

"it's best not to-" FUDGE you!
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I gave ya a heads up maiken.
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:angry: :angry: :angry: :rolleyes: Anyway back to the Insult-age of Favorite Videogames ([size=1]i'll get you yet you wascawwy wabbit![/size]) By me the Strangegeuy and lets not pay Any attention to the P-O'ed former leader who thinks He's the bomb because he figured a way to spam that Noone will report. B)
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OKami, where you run around in a japanese wonderland inspired by scrolls is enough to make even Hiyao Miyazaki Run.
TF2, cartoonish team-based shooter that matches wits with Leeroy Jenkins.
Call Of Duty 4, with so much action going on, your commander gets shot, and you end up re-re-creating the events of World War 2!
World In conflict, Just what the Hell is this game anyway?
Half-Life 2, With a better Physics engine than the First how the FRANKcould they Screw this one up? OH YES! By not fully Explaining just what the HELL went on between games one and two!
FEAR, with a title like that who wants to Overlook the fact that ur getting PWNED by a little Girl?
Oblivion, a great way for Microsoft's PRECIOUS xbox 360 to display its "Superior" graphics capabilities allthewhile covering up the Fact that the XBOX 360 cuts up videogame Discs.

Well, first off, which of these have you actually played and not just looked at the screenshots?
And the last time i check, there isn't a commander role in multiplayer.

Also, if your brain can do things like, lets say, guess, than you would think that the overpowering army from the Xen borderworld would probably have had an easy time of ruining the rest of the world, thus turning into the dystopia it is.

And with FEAR, Im gonna have to say that being able to slow time, cooking mass amounts of fools and dumping your trunks over good ol' fashion pop-out horror is a nice cover up for being "pwned" by a little girl. Who, in fact, is trying to help you. If you beat the game and played extraction point, you would know this.

And with Oblivion, the graphics of that game on the 360 are a travesty. If you've seen the difference between them and the PC graphics, that it would be better to aim your criticism at the PC, which I will tell you know, is a very bad plan.

You're gonna have to to better than this my friend, heh.
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lol rebuttle.
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I like oblivion...
It's like towns and that sorta thing graphics are okay the people/creature graphics are pretty lame though

I like sandbox games
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Again, cause its on the console.
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I really am not a graphics freak. if the game has good content or is just plain fun to play i will play it. asstetics are a minor thing to me. no game should be souly judged on how it looks but rather on its game play.

and considering the xbox 360 graphics are better than any gaming system when it came out, its people that are complete and utter die hards for playstation that deam the xbox unworthy of all reconition simply becuase it is not a play station.
Because ten billion years' time is so fragile, so ephemeral...
it arouses such a bittersweet, almost heartbreaking fondness.
-Ima, soko ni iru boku


It has been determined that research causes cancer in rats.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Life is a std with a 100% mortality rate.

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It's not, it lacks worthwhile exclusives and fails out about 50% of the time. That ranks just above console failures like lynx and genesis 32X. Not to mention it pushes nothing but online play lacking any periferals and solid games that aren't shooters. It tries to be a console and a computer but fails to mediouraty insted. Sorry, you may have fun with it, but in all actually its a bad system. This is why we did work out. Sony pumps in my veins.

And yeah, graphic are over rated.
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"It just goes to show, never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but no one's going to eat it because you stuck your dick in it!!"
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Well, to be honest, the ps3 is an overall better system when it comes down to the hardware, though the 360 still has the advantage of having a semi-steady stream of good titles. the ps3 has a not so steady stream of great ones.
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Any good games the 360 has, the ps3 has too. Gears, Mass effect, and Bioshock are about it, and their on pc with exclusive content. But we have resistance, genji, and MGS4. Not to mention the games to come out, 360 can't conpete with like FF13, Infamous, and 7 days. The majority of games period are on ps2, which prior to ps3, was the best system on the market.
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"It just goes to show, never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but no one's going to eat it because you stuck your dick in it!!"
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im sorry but final fantasy is joke now, once you get into you're 13th game you should know that you've beat the horse way too much.
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Same thing can be said for all japanese RPGs. But still, they do what they do well. It's hard to not see what FF had done for the gaming community and they continue to deliver better stories and game play systems than most.

I'm a shin megami tensei guy myself.
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By better you mean exactly the same, right?
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It's something only RPG condisuers can see apparantly. It sure as hell is better than "lost odessy."
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"It just goes to show, never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but no one's going to eat it because you stuck your dick in it!!"
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the word is "connoisseur".
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I really hate FF...tried to play it and couldnt get into it.
Because ten billion years' time is so fragile, so ephemeral...
it arouses such a bittersweet, almost heartbreaking fondness.
-Ima, soko ni iru boku


It has been determined that research causes cancer in rats.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Life is a std with a 100% mortality rate.

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It really comes down to can you tolerate a game with grinding.
"GO TEAM RETARD!"
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"It just goes to show, never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but no one's going to eat it because you stuck your dick in it!!"
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RPGs aren't too much grinding, at least not as much as mmorpgs.
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I really like MMORPGs. But if I remember correctly FF was a turn base style game and i hate those its to slow and not action packed enough for me...oh wait thats kingdom heart...totally just looked up FF. I have played FF before cant remember if I hated or liked it. Hmm...
Because ten billion years' time is so fragile, so ephemeral...
it arouses such a bittersweet, almost heartbreaking fondness.
-Ima, soko ni iru boku


It has been determined that research causes cancer in rats.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Life is a std with a 100% mortality rate.

<a href="http://www.factorizer.co.uk" title="Funny Facts"><img src="http://www.factorizer.co.uk/Renel2013,4,ff0000,000000,0000cc.png" alt="Funny Facts" /></a>
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I love kingdom hearts. It's look stupid at first but it like like FF without waiting and grinding.
"GO TEAM RETARD!"
"Half-Life 2, Episode 2, Manchester United 0"
"It just goes to show, never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but no one's going to eat it because you stuck your dick in it!!"
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I hate with like a deep down passion turn style games they make me want to break the disk.
Because ten billion years' time is so fragile, so ephemeral...
it arouses such a bittersweet, almost heartbreaking fondness.
-Ima, soko ni iru boku


It has been determined that research causes cancer in rats.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Life is a std with a 100% mortality rate.

<a href="http://www.factorizer.co.uk" title="Funny Facts"><img src="http://www.factorizer.co.uk/Renel2013,4,ff0000,000000,0000cc.png" alt="Funny Facts" /></a>
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Thats why Jade empire was so nice.
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I played that game loved it...but you were probably being sarcastic
Because ten billion years' time is so fragile, so ephemeral...
it arouses such a bittersweet, almost heartbreaking fondness.
-Ima, soko ni iru boku


It has been determined that research causes cancer in rats.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Life is a std with a 100% mortality rate.

<a href="http://www.factorizer.co.uk" title="Funny Facts"><img src="http://www.factorizer.co.uk/Renel2013,4,ff0000,000000,0000cc.png" alt="Funny Facts" /></a>
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I'm with you Renel. I hate Final Fantasy. Sorry Moonlit Aura. I'll give it back to you this weekend. I just couldn't get into it. Plus I fail completly at blitz ball. I also don't like Kingdom Hearts. I got lost in a dundgeon for like half an hour and my friend had to finally just take over the controlers.

Now how about Katamari Damashi or Super Smash Brothers??
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