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I have a question...; ...what's a "Green Cardigan"?
Topic Started: Tuesday, 3. February 2009, 14:29 (897 Views)
Rose of York	Sunday, 29. March 2009, 12:59 Post #76
Administrator Posts: 14,099 Group: Admin Member #2 Joined: September 25, 2006	draig Sunday, 29. March 2009, 12:27 No doubt SSPX must have their milk specially filled and blessed during sealing - ie they still use the pre V2 bottle tops as they are properly holy! YOU would be holey if you had a hole in the top.
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OsullivanB	Sunday, 29. March 2009, 13:06 Post #77
Posts: 1,973 Group: Moderator Member #205 Joined: August 14, 2008	SSPX = ten pints of semi-skimmed.



draig	Sunday, 29. March 2009, 13:09 Post #78
Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #224 Joined: March 23, 2009	Rose of York Sunday, 29. March 2009, 12:59 draig Sunday, 29. March 2009, 12:27 No doubt SSPX must have their milk specially filled and blessed during sealing - ie they still use the pre V2 bottle tops as they are properly holy! YOU would be holey if you had a hole in the top. Yes Miss! I understood the difference, but chose to use it as a pun - the holey / holy dichotomy and the purity of the milk advertised on the picture of the cardboard milk bottle top. NO doubt the holey top accounts for the holy nature of SSPX.



draig	Sunday, 29. March 2009, 13:10 Post #79
Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #224 Joined: March 23, 2009	OsullivanB Sunday, 29. March 2009, 13:06 SSPX = ten pints of semi-skimmed. Milk or theology?



Rose of York	Monday, 6. April 2009, 17:00 Post #80
Administrator Posts: 14,099 Group: Admin Member #2 Joined: September 25, 2006	Shoving this topic to the top, new members might want to know what we mean by GREEN CARDIGANS Start at page one, all is revealed. Brief explanation: Ladies of the Guild of the Green Cardigan are middle aged and old women who are "indispensable."
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Mrs.Pogle	Monday, 6. April 2009, 17:15 Post #81
Happy Couple! Posts: 765 Group: Members Member #219 Joined: February 2, 2009	Here is a Green Cardigan relaxing at home... Link Edited by Mrs.Pogle, Monday, 6. April 2009, 17:15.
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Fortunatus	Monday, 6. April 2009, 18:05 Post #82
Posts: 718 Group: Members Member #98 Joined: September 3, 2007	Cardboard milk bottle tops ....... Rose, you really must stop showing your age like that. I remember if you weren't careful when you tried to take out the middle you got an eyeful of milk. There is a Third Order of the Green Cardigan of which we have one member locally -- the Order of the Green Bodywarmer. But she definitely does have the obligatory grey suit for formal occasions.



CARLO	Monday, 6. April 2009, 22:53 Post #83
Posts: 1,648 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: September 28, 2006	Fortunatus Monday, 6. April 2009, 18:05 There is a Third Order of the Green Cardigan of which we have one member locally -- the Order of the Green Bodywarmer. But she definitely does have the obligatory grey suit for formal occasions. The order of the green bodywarmer is a sub division of the order of the green cardigan as is the order of the green or blue fisherman's smock that was more prevalent in the 1980s. Veritas Truth CARLO Edited by CARLO, Monday, 6. April 2009, 22:55.
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draig	Monday, 6. April 2009, 23:27 Post #84
Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #224 Joined: March 23, 2009	Fortunatus Monday, 6. April 2009, 18:05 There is a Third Order of the Green Cardigan of which we have one member locally -- the Order of the Green Bodywarmer. But she definitely does have the obligatory grey suit for formal occasions. No doubt this is a higher ranking in the order of the green cardigan. It takes precedence over the lesser green orders as the holder of this exalted rank has finally triumphed over Father (and everyone else) to ensure that the heating in church is only turned on 1 minute before Mass starts and is switched off 1 minute after communion finishes - thus easing parish finances! If the holder of the green bodywarmer manages to convince a Bishop to station a blind priest in her Parish (to save on electricity) she gets granted the supreme accolade of adding a green bobble-hat and wellies to the green body warmer - truely the mark of a parish manager to be respected and feared!



draig	Monday, 6. April 2009, 23:38 Post #85
Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #224 Joined: March 23, 2009	Mrs.Pogle Monday, 6. April 2009, 17:15 Here is a Green Cardigan relaxing at home... Some mistake surely - a green cardigan wouldn't relax. She would sit up properly at all times - because relaxing creates extra wear and tear on the furniature!



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