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| Topic Started: Thursday, 30. October 2008, 20:00 (218 Views) | |
| Rose of York | Thursday, 30. October 2008, 20:00 Post #1 |
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I want to moan. The weather should not be like this in October. It is freezing cold, but at least it is not raining - yet. Please can I have a volunteer dog walker? |
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| SeanJ | Thursday, 30. October 2008, 20:30 Post #2 |
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It doesn't rain in Yorkshire does it? At school I was told that the Pennines caused all the rain to fall on Lancashire. Hence cotton in Lancashire and wool in Yorkshire. But yesterday my wife went to the races (for the first time in her life) with an active retirement group and it was snowing. |
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| Derekap | Thursday, 30. October 2008, 21:16 Post #3 |
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Rose wrote: "I want to moan." Is there not a place for moaning? |
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| Rose of York | Thursday, 30. October 2008, 21:25 Post #4 |
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I don't live there now Sean. It was the county of my birth, hence my username. Yorkshire people laugh at everything. They say "don't worry about the rain until it comes at you sideways in slivers of ice." It does rain a lot in Lancashire, because that is definitely not God's Own County. If there is any connection with the cotton industry,water would be needed for washing the cotton and dyeing and bleaching. Yorkshire woollen mills were built next to rivers or canals, water was needed to produce the steam that drove the looms. Wide canals carried coal from pit to mill. It was probably the same over the mountains in that other (much smaller) county. The old cottage weavers used to use the water in bubbling streams and rivers, to produce clean cloth. Anyway it is very cold indeed today, where I live. My current place of abode is a sort of, er, secret, that frees me to say my bishop is a nice old chap but ineffectual. I have lived in many places. |
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| Derekap | Thursday, 30. October 2008, 21:36 Post #5 |
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"pit to mill". Doesn't tha mean "pit tut mill", Rose? I wos tort twas t'damp atmosphere of Lancashur that causd tcoton industri teb there. |
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| Rose of York | Thursday, 30. October 2008, 21:55 Post #6 |
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Got it! A little research showed that Lancashire's damp climate (some may call rainy!) was perfect for maintaining the moisture in fine cotton yarns. Anyway this is about ME being cold. I want a volunteer to take my dog out tomorrow. |
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| Derekap | Thursday, 30. October 2008, 22:07 Post #7 |
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Count me out, sorry! |
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| pat | Thursday, 30. October 2008, 23:44 Post #8 |
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I just wish I had better shoes for this weather. |
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| Bob Crowley | Monday, 10. November 2008, 13:16 Post #9 |
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Sorry, I meant to send this stuff as response to a quote, not a report. When the report arrives, just ignore it. What I said was, either buy a doggy treadmill, or release a strange cat inside your house, or talk your nice, old, ineffectual bishop into doing the job. |
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| Rose of York | Monday, 10. November 2008, 14:52 Post #10 |
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I daren't Bob. This dog has one big appetite, and he has no problem with old (ineffectual) meat. |
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| Bob Crowley | Wednesday, 12. November 2008, 11:58 Post #11 |
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Then migrate to Australia. I picked up a customer today in the Maxi Taxi who migrated to Australia about 18 months ago from Yorkshire (or that is where she said her accent hailed from). Then you'll be complaining it's too hot. Our bishop's not ineffectual though. |
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| Rose of York | Sunday, 16. November 2008, 01:55 Post #12 |
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Bob my ineffectual bishop is not in Yorkshire, I was born there and left some years ago, but am still fond of the place. Is your bishop effectual with wind and rainfall? |
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| OsullivanB | Sunday, 16. November 2008, 02:25 Post #13 |
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For episcopal water control the Bishop of Bath and Wells sounds to be the man. Edited by OsullivanB, Sunday, 16. November 2008, 02:26.
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| Rose of York | Sunday, 16. November 2008, 10:01 Post #14 |
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Sure, so long as he doesn't get waterworks problems. |
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| OsullivanB | Sunday, 16. November 2008, 12:10 Post #15 |
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Talking of things liquid I suppose you heard what they said about the Bishop who forgot the holy water sprinkler when he went to bless the new Guinness production unit: "He couldn't organise a hyssop in a brewery." |
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