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A little relaxation
Topic Started: Tuesday, 26. August 2008, 16:06 (146 Views)
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Derekap
Tuesday, 26. August 2008, 11:13
If parishes were allowed to choose and appoint a Parish Priest for themselves could it not lead to a professional football situation where pounds were spent on transfer fees?
worse still, advert in the corner shop.

Free to good home, one parish priest, fully innocculated. No fleas. Good with cats.

Sorry, I couldn't resist it.
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Rose of York
Tuesday, 26. August 2008, 16:06
Derekap
Tuesday, 26. August 2008, 11:13
If parishes were allowed to choose and appoint a Parish Priest for themselves could it not lead to a professional football situation where pounds were spent on transfer fees?
worse still, advert in the corner shop.

Free to good home, one parish priest, fully innocculated. No fleas. Good with cats.

Sorry, I couldn't resist it.
Likes Halal meat...
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Tuesday, 26. August 2008, 16:06
Derekap
Tuesday, 26. August 2008, 11:13
If parishes were allowed to choose and appoint a Parish Priest for themselves could it not lead to a professional football situation where pounds were spent on transfer fees?
worse still, advert in the corner shop.

Free to good home, one parish priest, fully innocculated. No fleas. Good with cats.

Sorry, I couldn't resist it.
Added by Patrick:

Likes Halal meat...

Added now, by me:

Partial to fish on Fridays.

Further additions to the advert would be welcome.
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Tuesday, 26. August 2008, 16:06
Free to good home, one parish priest, fully innocculated. No fleas. Good with cats.
A little bird sent me this addition by private message, and I'm NOT saying who.

neutered.

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is obedient to old ladies.
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Works for peanuts.
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Minimal requirements - shelter, food, clean bedding, daily exercise.
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