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| Bob Crowley | Tuesday, 7. July 2009, 10:10 |
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I was giving blood today in the Red Cross and there was a story on the wall. It was too good to keep to myself. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ A little old lady was called as a witness in a court case, in a local courtroom in a redneck Mississippi town. The prosecuting lawyer, Mr. Adams, called her to the stand. "Mrs. Williams, do you know who I am?" "Of course I know who you are. You're Jeremiah Adams, and I've known you since you were a boy. You've been a real disappointment too, always down at the poker games, three times unfaithful to your wife, defrauded several of your customers and you couldn't be trusted as far as a cut snake could crawl." The lawyer was so shocked he didn't know what to say. So he just pointed to the defending lawyer and said, "Er, Mrs. Williams, do you know who he is?" She looked, and said, "Of course I do. He's Jonah Bradley, class cheat since he was six years of age, foul mouthed little tyke, used to chuck rocks through people's windows. Cheated on his wife three times with different women, one of whom was your wife, and sees everthing through the bottom of a bottle. Yes, I know who he is." The defending lawyer nearly dropped dead of a heart attack. The judge called both lawyers over to his bench in American style, and beckoned them to lean close to him. He whispered, "If either of you two idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send the pair of you to the electric chair!" |
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